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OT I've been baned from Tesco
On 08/09/2013 09:05, harryagain wrote:
"Baz" wrote in message ... Sacha wrote in : On 2013-09-07 11:13:29 +0100, David Hill said: I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO Yesterday I was at my local Tesco store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldnâ?Tt, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's bottom and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco.. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say. Love it! Very funny. I was also at Tesco the other day, and I saw a dog licking his privates. I said to his owner "I wish I could do that" The owner said "Give him one of Davids biscuits and he will let you" I didn't know they let dogs into Tesco. They don't. But you often see then tied up just outside the doors. |
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OT I've been baned from Tesco
What about Guide Dogs? Mike Sunny but cloudy South East Coast of the Isle of Wight Rain Radar promises us a downpour any moment now "David Hill" wrote in message ... On 08/09/2013 09:05, harryagain wrote: "Baz" wrote in message ... Sacha wrote in : On 2013-09-07 11:13:29 +0100, David Hill said: I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO Yesterday I was at my local Tesco store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldnâ?Tt, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's bottom and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco.. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say. Love it! Very funny. I was also at Tesco the other day, and I saw a dog licking his privates. I said to his owner "I wish I could do that" The owner said "Give him one of Davids biscuits and he will let you" I didn't know they let dogs into Tesco. They don't. But you often see then tied up just outside the doors. |
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