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OT I've been baned from Tesco
In message , Jake
writes On 9 Sep 2013 22:52:05 GMT, Victoria Conlan wrote: wrote: I was also at Tesco the other day, and I saw a dog licking his privates. I said to his owner "I wish I could do that" The owner said "Give him one of Davids biscuits and he will let you" Now that is an old quote from Churchill I know David said he's retired, but I didn't realise he was pals with Chuchill ... That's the real reason he was banned - standing in the entrance smoking a fat cigar in defiance of their no-smoking policy (which doesn't apply to certain pork and fish products I notice). ....and waving 2 fingers at other customers. -- bert |
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