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Default OT I've been baned from Tesco

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On 9 Sep 2013 22:52:05 GMT, Victoria Conlan wrote:

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I was also at Tesco the other day, and I saw a dog licking his privates. I
said to his owner "I wish I could do that"
The owner said "Give him one of Davids biscuits and he will let you"

Now that is an old quote from Churchill


I know David said he's retired, but I didn't realise he was pals with
Chuchill ...


That's the real reason he was banned - standing in the entrance
smoking a fat cigar in defiance of their no-smoking policy (which
doesn't apply to certain pork and fish products I notice).

....and waving 2 fingers at other customers.
--
bert
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