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how to hide old fence
my next door neighbour's pride and joy is a decrepit old ranch style fence,
5 inch planks with 2 inch gaps, total height about 6 foot. The posts are rotten, but he insists on making odd repairs because the whole thing is over 30 years old! It is only fit for tearing down, but he wont hear of it, even though I have offered to pay for a new one. To make matters worse, we cant go out in the garden without him appearing at the gaps like a chad. To be fair, he is a friendly old chap, (74) but it can get a bit wearing all the time (last night, at 9.45pm he knocked on my door to ask me if I would "like to see Mars!") And no, he's not lonely, he has a wife and son in his house, and two others who visit a couple of times a week. Could anyone suggest some shrubs, climbers etc that i can plant to give us some privacy in the long term. I do not want to fall out with him, but in the last few days he has taken to climbing over a five foot wall to dab paint on our side, when we are out. My wife is terrified of finding him collapsed on the floor after one of his excursions. And, he cannot climb back over , so we have to let him out through the house. |
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how to hide old fence
"Zipadee Doodar" wrote in message ... my next door neighbour's pride and joy is a decrepit old ranch style fence, 5 inch planks with 2 inch gaps, total height about 6 foot. The posts are rotten, but he insists on making odd repairs because the whole thing is over 30 years old! It is only fit for tearing down, but he wont hear of it, even though I have offered to pay for a new one. To make matters worse, we cant go out in the garden without him appearing at the gaps like a chad. To be fair, he is a friendly old chap, (74) but it can get a bit wearing all the time (last night, at 9.45pm he knocked on my door to ask me if I would "like to see Mars!") And no, he's not lonely, he has a wife and son in his house, and two others who visit a couple of times a week. Could anyone suggest some shrubs, climbers etc that i can plant to give us some privacy in the long term. I do not want to fall out with him, but in the last few days he has taken to climbing over a five foot wall to dab paint on our side, when we are out. My wife is terrified of finding him collapsed on the floor after one of his excursions. And, he cannot climb back over , so we have to let him out through the house. Bit of a problem if he's going to paint it, if you plant something next to it that might cause arguments when he insists on painting his fence on your side. tell me, is he 'trapped' in your garden when you are out? If you suspect he's going to do this again, dont come back for a long time, that might discourage him! Can you try having a word with the son or wife about replacing the fence? Otherwise, there are lots of things you could plant, but pyracantha springs to mind, pretty and prickly so will deter him climbing, and can be trimmed so it doenst encroach too much into the garden. At the other extreme, soemthing like a vigorous clematis or a mile-a-minute plant will cover the whole fence in a year or two, and might encourage them to take up your offer of a new fence when it begins to sprawl over their side and poke through the gaps! It would also make painting impossible. Or, maybe you could 'encourage' some panels to fall over if there is bad weather this winter (ona dark and stormy night, maybe?) and make him see the wisdom of replacing the whole thing? -- Tumbleweed Remove theobvious before replying (but no email reply necessary to newsgroups) |
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 21:03:04 +0100, Zipadee Doodar wrote:
my next door neighbour's pride and joy is a decrepit old ranch style fence, 5 inch planks with 2 inch gaps, total height about 6 foot. The posts are rotten, but he insists on making odd repairs because the whole thing is over 30 years old! It is only fit for tearing down, but he wont hear of it, even though I have offered to pay for a new one. To make matters worse, we cant go out in the garden without him appearing at the gaps like a chad. To be fair, he is a friendly old chap, (74) but it can get a bit wearing all the time (last night, at 9.45pm he knocked on my door to ask me if I would "like to see Mars!") And no, he's not lonely, he has a wife and son in his house, and two others who visit a couple of times a week. Could anyone suggest some shrubs, climbers etc that i can plant to give us some privacy in the long term. I do not want to fall out with him, but in the last few days he has taken to climbing over a five foot wall to dab paint on our side, when we are out. My wife is terrified of finding him collapsed on the floor after one of his excursions. And, he cannot climb back over , so we have to let him out through the house. You are in a nasty situation. Am I right in reading between the lines of your message that your neighbor is now "slightly dotty"? Sounds like it to me. If so, it's going to be hard to reason with him. If, au contraire, he's completely compos mentis, then you could simply explain that you *do* object to him climbing over the fence and that it's time for him to wake up to the fence's decreptitude. But getting these messages across in a neutral way, as opposed to accusatory, is a very tricky, delicate matter. You can easily ruin otherwise good relations with your neighbor. Since you offered to foot the bill for a new one, at least lack of money is no barrier. Try posting this message in alt.fan.miss-manners with the manners aspect emphasized and see what feedback you get. -- Rodger Whitlock Victoria, British Columbia, Canada |
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