On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


*******s.

"shazzbat" wrote in message
On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


We got so fed up with it, they even pushed one shed over 'cause the lock was
a good one, that we now use a Series 111 Landrover as our shed and drive it
back and forth to the allotments. Comes in handy for bringing the produce
home, taking the rotovator to the site and taking stuff to the dump etc. Car
doesn't get filthy inside and out now either.

--
Regards
Bob

"shazzbat" wrote in message
On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


We got so fed up with it, they even pushed one shed over 'cause the lock was
a good one, that we now use a Series 111 Landrover as our shed and drive it
back and forth to the allotments. Comes in handy for bringing the produce
home, taking the rotovator to the site and taking stuff to the dump etc. Car
doesn't get filthy inside and out now either.

--
Regards
Bob

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from "shazzbat" contains these words:

On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


*******s.

Publish details in alt.stolen.property - there's another NG called
alt.crime.citizen-bolo.stolen-property - I don't know what the 'bolo'
bit is all about though.

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from "shazzbat" contains these words:

On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


*******s.

Publish details in alt.stolen.property - there's another NG called
alt.crime.citizen-bolo.stolen-property - I don't know what the 'bolo'
bit is all about though.

--
Rusty
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from "shazzbat" contains these words:

On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


*******s.

Publish details in alt.stolen.property - there's another NG called
alt.crime.citizen-bolo.stolen-property - I don't know what the 'bolo'
bit is all about though.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

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from "shazzbat" contains these words:

On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


*******s.

Publish details in alt.stolen.property - there's another NG called
alt.crime.citizen-bolo.stolen-property - I don't know what the 'bolo'
bit is all about though.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Go there at night with a rifle, wait for them, and take them out one-by-one
as they break in. When the police arrive say that you thought they were
dangerous terrorists trying to steal your fertiliser to make explosives for
a "dirty bomb" plot, which necessitated the use of such force.

Andrew
(yes I am joking)

"shazzbat" wrote in message
...
On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


*******s.

Andy Hunt27/1/04 10:13
..net

Go there at night with a rifle, wait for them, and take them out one-by-one
as they break in. When the police arrive say that you thought they were
dangerous terrorists trying to steal your fertiliser to make explosives for
a "dirty bomb" plot, which necessitated the use of such force.


Have you all read the papers today - about the chap who 'drove' a young yob
to the local police station, using a fork to do so and ended up getting
charged himself? Unbelievable stupidity!
--

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(remove the 'x' to email me)

"Sacha" wrote in message .net

Go there at night with a rifle, wait for them, and take them out
one-by-one
as they break in. When the police arrive say that you thought they were
dangerous terrorists trying to steal your fertiliser to make explosives
for
a "dirty bomb" plot, which necessitated the use of such force.


Have you all read the papers today - about the chap who 'drove' a young
yob
to the local police station, using a fork to do so and ended up getting
charged himself? Unbelievable stupidity!
--

How about the 62 year old who has gone to Jail for two weeks because he
wouldn't pay a speeding fine of £60. Caught doing 38 in a 30 limit at 5 am
when the limit signs had been vandalised or stolen!
Did you know there are 3 drivers in jail for every 2 burglars! World's gone
mad.

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Bob

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"Sacha" wrote in message .net

Go there at night with a rifle, wait for them, and take them out
one-by-one
as they break in. When the police arrive say that you thought they were
dangerous terrorists trying to steal your fertiliser to make explosives
for
a "dirty bomb" plot, which necessitated the use of such force.


Have you all read the papers today - about the chap who 'drove' a young
yob
to the local police station, using a fork to do so and ended up getting
charged himself? Unbelievable stupidity!
--

How about the 62 year old who has gone to Jail for two weeks because he
wouldn't pay a speeding fine of £60. Caught doing 38 in a 30 limit at 5 am
when the limit signs had been vandalised or stolen!
Did you know there are 3 drivers in jail for every 2 burglars! World's gone
mad.

--
Regards
Bob

Use a useful Screen Saver...
http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu/
and find intelligent life amongst the stars
368 data units completed.

In article , Sacha
writes

Have you all read the papers today - about the chap who 'drove' a young yob
to the local police station, using a fork to do so and ended up getting
charged himself? Unbelievable stupidity!

I DO hope you mean 'on the part of the police' Sacha

Poor victim, you can't be surprised when innocent people take the law
into their own hands sometimes. It must be akin to mental torture to be
constantly harassed and burgled and your gardens/allotment vandalised
over a period of time.

I know some people feel that property is not worth injuring someone
over, but good grief there's always the last straw.............


janet
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk

Janet Tweedy27/1/04 6:02

In article , Sacha
writes

Have you all read the papers today - about the chap who 'drove' a young yob
to the local police station, using a fork to do so and ended up getting
charged himself? Unbelievable stupidity!

I DO hope you mean 'on the part of the police' Sacha

LOL! Didn't think I need to emphasise that here!

Poor victim, you can't be surprised when innocent people take the law
into their own hands sometimes. It must be akin to mental torture to be
constantly harassed and burgled and your gardens/allotment vandalised
over a period of time.

I know some people feel that property is not worth injuring someone
over, but good grief there's always the last straw.............

Hmmmm. I wonder if all those aggrieved by such behaviour, including
householders be they dustmen or Dukes, could band together and sue the
government, the EU, the whoever, for loss of peace of mind, damage to
personal property, harassment through lack of proper police protection etc.
Just a thought.

--

Sacha
(remove the 'xzy' to email me)

In article , Sacha
writes

Have you all read the papers today - about the chap who 'drove' a young yob
to the local police station, using a fork to do so and ended up getting
charged himself? Unbelievable stupidity!

I DO hope you mean 'on the part of the police' Sacha

Poor victim, you can't be surprised when innocent people take the law
into their own hands sometimes. It must be akin to mental torture to be
constantly harassed and burgled and your gardens/allotment vandalised
over a period of time.

I know some people feel that property is not worth injuring someone
over, but good grief there's always the last straw.............


janet
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk

Janet Tweedy27/1/04 6:02

In article , Sacha
writes

Have you all read the papers today - about the chap who 'drove' a young yob
to the local police station, using a fork to do so and ended up getting
charged himself? Unbelievable stupidity!

I DO hope you mean 'on the part of the police' Sacha

LOL! Didn't think I need to emphasise that here!

Poor victim, you can't be surprised when innocent people take the law
into their own hands sometimes. It must be akin to mental torture to be
constantly harassed and burgled and your gardens/allotment vandalised
over a period of time.

I know some people feel that property is not worth injuring someone
over, but good grief there's always the last straw.............

Hmmmm. I wonder if all those aggrieved by such behaviour, including
householders be they dustmen or Dukes, could band together and sue the
government, the EU, the whoever, for loss of peace of mind, damage to
personal property, harassment through lack of proper police protection etc.
Just a thought.

--

Sacha
(remove the 'xzy' to email me)