I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

Wendy.
--
Something I read.
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George Bush says he talked to God, and God promised him victory in
Iraq. Maybe. All I know is that the last time God talked to a bush
we wandered around the desert for 40 years ...
and, look, here we are, back in the damn desert again.
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The message
from Wendy contains these words:

I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

Slow way: hammer copper nails into the roots.

Quicker way: continually spray with glyphosate.

Even quicker way: bore as wide as possible deep hole down the centre of
the trunk, almost fill it with battery acid (Dilute sulphuric) and nail
a piece of plastic across the opening.

The plastic is to prevent harm to people and creatures, not part of the
treatment.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

The message
from Wendy contains these words:

I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

Slow way: hammer copper nails into the roots.

Quicker way: continually spray with glyphosate.

Even quicker way: bore as wide as possible deep hole down the centre of
the trunk, almost fill it with battery acid (Dilute sulphuric) and nail
a piece of plastic across the opening.

The plastic is to prevent harm to people and creatures, not part of the
treatment.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

The message
from Wendy contains these words:

I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

Slow way: hammer copper nails into the roots.

Quicker way: continually spray with glyphosate.

Even quicker way: bore as wide as possible deep hole down the centre of
the trunk, almost fill it with battery acid (Dilute sulphuric) and nail
a piece of plastic across the opening.

The plastic is to prevent harm to people and creatures, not part of the
treatment.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 15:38:22 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from Wendy contains these words:

I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

Slow way: hammer copper nails into the roots.

Quicker way: continually spray with glyphosate.

Even quicker way: bore as wide as possible deep hole down the centre of
the trunk, almost fill it with battery acid (Dilute sulphuric) and nail
a piece of plastic across the opening.

The plastic is to prevent harm to people and creatures, not part of the
treatment.

Not forgetting the moles and the mice...
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 15:38:22 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from Wendy contains these words:

I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

Slow way: hammer copper nails into the roots.

Quicker way: continually spray with glyphosate.

Even quicker way: bore as wide as possible deep hole down the centre of
the trunk, almost fill it with battery acid (Dilute sulphuric) and nail
a piece of plastic across the opening.

The plastic is to prevent harm to people and creatures, not part of the
treatment.

Not forgetting the moles and the mice...
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 15:38:22 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from Wendy contains these words:

I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

Slow way: hammer copper nails into the roots.

Quicker way: continually spray with glyphosate.

Even quicker way: bore as wide as possible deep hole down the centre of
the trunk, almost fill it with battery acid (Dilute sulphuric) and nail
a piece of plastic across the opening.

The plastic is to prevent harm to people and creatures, not part of the
treatment.

Not forgetting the moles and the mice...
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

"Wendy" wrote in message . ..
I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

'Root Out'
http://www.daxproducts.co.uk/rootout.html

Perfectly safe if you follow the instructions. Most garden centres sell it.

Rod

"Wendy" wrote in message . ..
I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

'Root Out'
http://www.daxproducts.co.uk/rootout.html

Perfectly safe if you follow the instructions. Most garden centres sell it.

Rod

"Wendy" wrote in message . ..
I have a number of trees growing in my garden which were lopped right
down to just about 6" above the root. This act of wanton vandalism
took place about two or three years ago. Now I have a waist high
forest of pollards, for the want of a better word, which I would like
to get rid of, permanently. How do I kill the roots without removing
them and without killing the furry things which have taken up
residence in and around the roots.

'Root Out'
http://www.daxproducts.co.uk/rootout.html

Perfectly safe if you follow the instructions. Most garden centres sell it.

Rod

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from martin contains these words:

The plastic is to prevent harm to people and creatures, not part of
the treatment. #########

Not forgetting the moles and the mice...