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Summertime... and the living is easy!
I thought these tips were spot on.
========================= http://www.animalaid.org.uk/lwc/summer.htm Summertime... and the living is easy! Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! Invite your friends round for a veggie BBQ - show them how easy it is to feast al fresco with delicious veggie burgers, bangers, vegetable kebabs, baked potatoes and scrumptious salads. The only sizzling flesh should be found on the beach! Keep cool by serving delicious dairy-free 'ice cream' or sorbet for afters. (See our veggie recipe collection for more ideas.) Dogs die in hot cars - whenever possible, avoid taking your pooch on a trip if you will have to leave him or her in the car. But if it's unavoidable, park in the shade, leave all the windows partially open and preferably place a sturdy bowl of water on the floor (or a towel in case it gets knocked over!). Get back as soon as you possibly can. Only buy non-animal tested suntan lotions - available from the Animal Aid online shop, or contact us for a list of cruelty-free manufacturers. Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Clever planting can actually keep snails away - they don't like geraniums, pelargonium, fuchsia and lobelia. All these summer bedding plants are available at garden centres. We all know how cruel bull-fighting is but when on holiday also steer clear of other local 'attractions' such as zoos, aquariums and shows that use dolphins, whales, parrots, sea lions, or any other animals. 'Nature reserves' and 'wildlife parks' are often far from what the names imply - they are frequently collections of captive mammals, birds, reptiles and fish, taken from the wild and kept in small cages or enclosures, which are a pathetic substitute for their natural habitat. Don't buy trinkets and souvenirs made from dead marine life such as coral, starfish and seahorses… or even shells - remember, someone used to live in each and every one! Birds and mammals need water, which can sometimes be difficult to find in the hot summer months. Leave tubs of water tucked under bushes for small ground-dwelling creatures to drink from, and if you have room, a bird bath makes an attractive feature as well as providing water for birds to drink and splash about in. Litter poses a serious threat to animals (wild and otherwise). They get tangled up, cut by, stuck in and even choked by discarded plastic, glass bottles, drink cans and other human debris. Pick up and throw away any rubbish you come across before it injures anyone - or carry a plastic bag to collect it in and dispose of safely. Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them - pick them up and put them back on the earth so they can get on with doing what they're here to do. Email this list to your friends and family - if everyone follows these small steps we'll make a world of difference to the animals. www.animalaid.org.uk | site map | about us | Animal Aid campaigns peacefully against all animal abuse, and promotes a cruelty-free lifestyle. You can support our work by joining, making a donation, or using our online shop. Contact Animal Aid at The Old Chapel, Bradford Street, Tonbridge, Kent, TN9 1AW, UK, tel +44 (0)1732 364546, fax +44 (0)1732 366533, email |
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Summertime... and the living is easy!
Nick Maclaren wrote in message . ..
I thought these tips were spot on.snip whiff You're an idiot. You wouldn't know "spot on" if I painted "Spot On" on a 4x4, and bashed you in your fat, slack-jawed face with it. |
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Summertime... and the living is easy!
On 26 Jun 2004 14:49:19 -0700, (Abner Hale)
wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message . .. I thought these tips were spot on.snip whiff You're an idiot. You wouldn't know "spot on" if I painted "Spot On" on a 4x4, and bashed you in your fat, slack-jawed face with it. Something you could only ever dream of doing fairy. +------------------------+ | NO PLONKING ZONE | +------------------------+ | | | | | | | ..| |.. .| |.. ...\| |/.... \| |/.. ********************************************** 'You can't win 'em all.' Lord Haw Haw. Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world. There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551 richest person in the world. And I'm keeping the bloody lot. So sue me. http://www.globalrichlist.com/ Newsgroup ettiquette 1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you. 2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond. 3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself. 4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining they're having no effect. 5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know how to avoid them. 6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored. 7) Eat vast quantities of pies. 8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades. 9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while secretly reading it. 10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're as bent as a roundabout. 11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet 12) Die of old age 13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you will have a penis the girls can see. --------------------------------------- "If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them" "Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded" The Big Yin. Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each, have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com |
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Summertime... and the living is easy!
Borstal Boy wrote in message . ..
On 26 Jun 2004 14:49:19 -0700, (Abner Hale) wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message . .. I thought these tips were spot on.snip whiff You're an idiot. You wouldn't know "spot on" if I painted "Spot On" on a 4x4, and bashed you in your fat, slack-jawed face with it. Something you could only ever dream of doing fairy. snip wheeze Bring it, cupcake. |
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Summertime... and the living is easy!
Nick Maclaren wrote in message ... Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Invite your friends round for a veggie BBQ - show them how easy it is to feast al fresco with delicious veggie burgers, bangers, vegetable kebabs, baked potatoes and scrumptious salads. Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them What splendid ideas, I thought, heading for the nearest organic farm for my veggies. Imagine my disappointment when I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. I was not to be consoled by the thought of these deserving creatures dying in an alcoholic stupor and probably knew little of the atrocious crimes being committed against them. Finally, now desperate for something to eat, round to the supermarket for those lovely burgers, bangers and kebabs, made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Well, I suppose I can live with that. After all, if it means saving a few slugs and worms back home........Yummy, delicious indeed. PH |
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On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart"
wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Invite your friends round for a veggie BBQ - show them how easy it is to feast al fresco with delicious veggie burgers, bangers, vegetable kebabs, baked potatoes and scrumptious salads. Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them What splendid ideas, I thought, heading for the nearest organic farm for my veggies. Imagine my disappointment when I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. I was not to be consoled by the thought of these deserving creatures dying in an alcoholic stupor and probably knew little of the atrocious crimes being committed against them. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. Finally, now desperate for something to eat, round to the supermarket for those lovely burgers, bangers and kebabs, made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Well, I suppose I can live with that. After all, if it means saving a few slugs and worms back home........Yummy, delicious indeed. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, only I don't think they study tall stories saunby. |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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B Z Bee wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:40:28 +0200, "Philip Hart" wrote: Nick Maclaren wrote in message .. . Follow our top 10 tips for a Cruelty-Free Summer! various snips follow Unwanted visitors to your garden can be humanely deterred. There's no need to kill slugs, bugs and creepie crawlies! Save the humble worm! Earth worms are a vital part of keeping our environment and food chain healthy. So don't squash them I was told that they not only failed to use worm-friendly ploughing but actually admitted to killing thousands of these lovable and harmless creatures annually as they tilled the soil. How barbaric! Really saunby! no doubt you have peer reviewed references for that statement? See the paper Humpalot I. and P. Parsnip (2001) "Lumbricus terrestris mortality by ploughing and its effect on survival rates" in Bisslinger P. (ed.) Proc. Congr. Org. Prot. Worm 2000 pp. 3.(incl. bibliograpy). Next stop the organic salad, only to be told that the lettuces were protected by placing lethal beer traps for beautiful and friendly slugs and snails that were, after all, only doing what comes naturally. My organic salad is shared with slugs happily, or the sacrificial side of my garden is. What a brilliant idea. Surely a Nobel prize on the way. I rushed back to the nurseryman growing organic lettuce to tell him. We talked agitatedly for some minutes about which languages should be used on notices directing the creatures to the sacrificial sector - Molluscan for one, obviously, but also Caterpillarish and Aphinch. Then we both fell to the ground shrieking "Bwahahahahahaha" made with not an ounce of flesh, just pure Brazilian Soya. Questioning the manager revealed that the soy plants came straight from the Matto Grosso and only a few sorry forest Indians and their families had to die in order to produce it. Peer reviewed, scientific references would be handy once again, Too many to list, Ms. Bee. You should try contacting Greenpeace or WWF if you actually want to know about this human tragedy. But you don't want to know, do you? Forest Indians eat birds and monkeys, so it has to be good news if we replace them with Soya "factories", right? PH |
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