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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:19:26 +0000, Sacha
wrote: ~On 24/11/04 23:58, in article , "Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote: ~snip I liked him when he was being sarcastic: soloist clarinet asked for ~a ~ note, produces brilliant warble... ~ ~ "Gentlemen, you may take whichever of those notes you please..." OWTTE ~ ~To a female cellist: "Madam, you have between your legs something capable ~of giving pleasure to all mankind and all you can do is sit there and ~scratch it." SPLUTTER Thanks, Sacha, my poor keyboard will never be the same! (memo to self: don't drink tea and read urg simultaneously) ROTFL ~On hearing Malcolm Sargent (whose nickname was 'Flash') was touring Japan ~"Ah, Flash in Japan". ~When receiving effusive cards and telegrams on his birthday "What? Nothing ~from Mozart?" Oh, very good. Methinks I'll have to go and look for other Beecham quotes... -- jane Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist but you have ceased to live. Mark Twain Please remove onmaps from replies, thanks! |
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