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Tim Challenger 04-01-2005 12:02 PM

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 11:19:52 +0100, wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:53:42 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 09:09:34 -0000, BAC wrote:

"Douglas" wrote in message
...

Tim Challenger Wrote:
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 14:40:51 +0000 (UTC), Mike wrote:

And what would you suggest that "they" do? Get a couple of big sticks
and
prop it up? You'd need a lot of string and blu-tac to hold back 500
billion
tons of rock.

Tim C.

Don't be so silly!

What you need is one giant elastic band, placed round the island to
hold it together.
Then you can start to superglue it.



Or you could build a giant sea wall/dam around the island and pump out all
the water so there's no giant splash if/when the chunk falls off :-)


I like that idea. Imagine the size of the beaches they'd get!


You could fill the hole with lava, if you had a large drill.


A new sport, lava-boarding ?
--
Tim C.

Tim Challenger 04-01-2005 12:04 PM

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 11:47:10 -0000, BAC wrote:

Perhaps the fact most English speakers are not Japanese speakers and are
hence unlikely to be confused by possible quibbles regarding the literal
meaning of the term is one reason many of us consider 'tsunami' a more apt
term than 'tidal wave'.


I'd have thought that as most English speakers speak English, they might be
more likely to know what the work tidalwave means that tsunami.

--
Tim C.

Tumbleweed 04-01-2005 02:49 PM


wrote in message
...
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:35:32 +0000, Martin Brown
wrote:

Chris Hogg wrote:

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 13:21:24 +0100, wrote:

When did everybody start calling a tidal wave a tsunami and why?

Why not use the Japanese word for earthquake too?


AIUI, the term 'tidal wave' is strictly incorrect, as the wave has
nothing to do with tides, unlike some other waves such as the Severn
Bore. Tsunami is the 'correct' term (even though we all know what a
tidal wave is). It apparently means 'harbour wave', which sounds just
as inappropriate.


That is correct. "Tidal wave" in English gives entirely the wrong
impression. Just before a big tsunami strikes the sea drains away
rapidly from the shoreline for a short while. Anyone living in a tsunami
prone region should know that this means run for high ground.

Tsunami is basically correct.


In Japanese. The English term is "tidal wave".

They are an artefact of the deep water
shockwave running into ever more shallow coastal waters, harbour and
beach. Well out to sea in deep water the effect is much less.


The word used until ten years ago was tidal wave, everybody understood
what that meant.

Google and you will find

"Tsunamis. "Tsunami" is the Japanese word meaning tidal wave. ...
General information,
"Tsunami" is the Japanese word meaning tidal wave. ..."

The two words are interchangeable.


Japanese for earthquake is "jishin". By no means unpronouncable but the
English language version is not misleading and so remains in use.


I can't see any merit in using Japanese terms, when English terms
already exist.


In the US they have used the term tsunami for a long time, possibly because
the place that suffers a lot from them is hawaii and there are a lot of
japanese there? Maybe this is an example of 'americanisation' of the english
language?

--
Tumbleweed

email replies not necessary but to contact use;
tumbleweednews at hotmail dot com



Tumbleweed 04-01-2005 02:51 PM


"BAC" wrote in message
...


Let us hope no terrorist group discovers a means of triggering the
landslide


anyone that had a means of triggering such a landslide wouldnt need to cause
one, the means itself would do.
--
Tumbleweed

email replies not necessary but to contact use;
tumbleweednews at hotmail dot com



Tim Challenger 04-01-2005 03:35 PM

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 08:58:28 -0000, BAC wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 20:16:07 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
o.uk...
On 3/1/05 11:30, in article , "Cerumen"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 16:09:33 -0000, "Bob Hobden"
wrote:

The main risk is the big piece of rock which is expected to fall
off
an island in the Canaries, generate a tidal wave that will wipe
out
the East Coats of the USA and not do a lot of good to the low
countries.

Apparently a tsunami hit the west coast of Ireland in 1775 ? after
a
seismic event near the Azores and Canaries causing some
considerable
damage..

A recent article I read somewhere said that if the predicted bit of
La Palma
falls off in one slab the resulting tsunami will lead to the
disappearance
of the Isles of Scilly (among other damage!)

As well as New York


We'll miss the Scillies but NY?


Let us hope no terrorist group discovers a means of triggering the landslide
...


I think you'd need a lot of expensive stuff to move 500,000,000,000 tons of
rock in one go. Someone is bound to notice.
--
Tim C.

Mike 04-01-2005 04:35 PM


I think you'd need a lot of expensive stuff to move 500,000,000,000 tons

of
rock in one go. Someone is bound to notice.
--
Tim C.


Can you please confirm that the scales you used to weigh this item have been
checked and please post proof of the date and the certification certificate
here via a link. (No binaries on this newsgroup)

:-))

Tons or Tonnes?



BAC 04-01-2005 05:55 PM


"Tim Challenger" wrote in message
news:1104852697.f850d3a23620113db1874d4bdd98b45f@t eranews...
On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 08:58:28 -0000, BAC wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 20:16:07 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
o.uk...
On 3/1/05 11:30, in article , "Cerumen"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 16:09:33 -0000, "Bob Hobden"
wrote:

The main risk is the big piece of rock which is expected to fall
off
an island in the Canaries, generate a tidal wave that will wipe
out
the East Coats of the USA and not do a lot of good to the low
countries.

Apparently a tsunami hit the west coast of Ireland in 1775 ? after
a
seismic event near the Azores and Canaries causing some
considerable
damage..

A recent article I read somewhere said that if the predicted bit of
La Palma
falls off in one slab the resulting tsunami will lead to the
disappearance
of the Isles of Scilly (among other damage!)

As well as New York

We'll miss the Scillies but NY?


Let us hope no terrorist group discovers a means of triggering the

landslide
...


I think you'd need a lot of expensive stuff to move 500,000,000,000 tons

of
rock in one go. Someone is bound to notice.


The stuff that provides the motive power is totally free and ubiquitous,
i.e. gravity :-)



Douglas[_1_] 04-01-2005 06:03 PM

I would recommend that they start making plans for evacuating New
York. They wil have around 10 hours warning. Perhaps theyhave
already made plans, but can't make them public because of the grand
panic which would follow immediately after the announcement.



Isn't that just the latest Hollywood blockbuster??

BAC 04-01-2005 06:08 PM


"Tim Challenger" wrote in message
news:1104840072.98438ddeea2045e62f46ffa1c2f70c96@t eranews...
On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 11:47:10 -0000, BAC wrote:

Perhaps the fact most English speakers are not Japanese speakers and are
hence unlikely to be confused by possible quibbles regarding the literal
meaning of the term is one reason many of us consider 'tsunami' a more

apt
term than 'tidal wave'.


I'd have thought that as most English speakers speak English, they might

be
more likely to know what the work tidalwave means that tsunami.


The point is, a person who doesn't speak Japanese either knows what the term
tsunami means, or does not, so no confusion, whereas an English speaker who
does not know the accepted definition of 'tidal wave' might be tempted to
derive a definition intuitively, hence the possibility of confusion.



Dave 04-01-2005 06:11 PM

Tim Challenger writes
On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 11:47:10 -0000, BAC wrote:

Perhaps the fact most English speakers are not Japanese speakers and are
hence unlikely to be confused by possible quibbles regarding the literal
meaning of the term is one reason many of us consider 'tsunami' a more apt
term than 'tidal wave'.


I'd have thought that as most English speakers speak English, they might be
more likely to know what the work tidalwave means that tsunami.

Well maybe the 100 or so Thai and other nationalities saved by an 11
year old girl shouting 'Tsunami' might disagree with you there. Had she
not have just studied it at school and recognised the sudden drop in the
shoreline water, they might all be dead.

IMHO some of these catastrophes deserve an unusual and unique title
recognised around the world. Words do change their meaning - tidal to me
implies something predictable, and a tidal wave means maybe a severn
bore or a predicted high water being pushed down the North Sea at a slow
rate of knots, not an unexpected two or three metre wall of several
cubic kilometres travelling at several hundred miles an hour.

--
David

Tumbleweed 04-01-2005 09:25 PM


"goldfinch" wrote in message
...

"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
...
However, the most likely cause of water-borne carnage is a certainty
in the next century or so, but our wonderful government is attempting
(and failing) to hide it using terrorism legislation. Probably so
that they can say "But we couldn't POSSIBLY have known" and the
resulting enquiry will acquit them of all negligence.

Could you explain that Nick? Are we back to the Canaries again?


Not under our wonderful new legislation. No, it is much closer to home.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

---------------
OK. I have been wondering what you meant, Nick, and hoping that someone
else
would ask ;-)

Then today on the news we hear that our insane government had plans to
blow
up the channel tunnel with a nuclear bomb if the Russians were to try and
invade us. The resulting massive waves would devastate most of the S.E.
coastal area. We only know this now because of the freedom of information
act.



No they didnt.

Do you write newspaper headlines as well?Or just read the daily mail?

(translating 'some officials considered a bomb but it was never implemented'
into 'government had plans to swamp SE with massive waves'.)

Not that there would have been any 'massive waves' anyway, maybe a small
ripple. (raspberry?)

--
Tumbleweed

email replies not necessary but to contact use;
tumbleweednews at hotmail dot com



Chris Hogg 04-01-2005 09:56 PM

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:40:14 +0100, wrote:


A recent article I read somewhere said that if the predicted bit of La Palma
falls off in one slab the resulting tsunami will lead to the disappearance
of the Isles of Scilly (among other damage!)


What all of them? Even the high bits made of granite?


They're granite from top to bottom. The highest point, on St. Mary's,
is a bit over 30 metres above sea level.


--
Chris

E-mail: christopher[dot]hogg[at]virgin[dot]net

Tumbleweed 04-01-2005 09:58 PM


"goldfinch" wrote in message
...


Not under our wonderful new legislation. No, it is much closer to

home.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.
---------------
OK. I have been wondering what you meant, Nick, and hoping that someone
else
would ask ;-)

Then today on the news we hear that our insane government had plans to
blow
up the channel tunnel with a nuclear bomb if the Russians were to try

and
invade us. The resulting massive waves would devastate most of the S.E.
coastal area. We only know this now because of the freedom of

information
act.



No they didnt.

Do you write newspaper headlines as well?Or just read the daily mail?

(translating 'some officials considered a bomb but it was never

implemented'
into 'government had plans to swamp SE with massive waves'.)

Not that there would have been any 'massive waves' anyway, maybe a small
ripple. (raspberry?)

--
Tumbleweed

-------------
I heard it on the BBC 1 news at 6 pm today. Obviously it was never
implemented ;-)

Probably more than a ripple though, being close enough to the shore even
if
it was in the middle of the channel.


Not if it was going to make the tunnel unusable for only 3 years.
And the middle of the channel is 10 miles from the shore.
They had tests in the nevada desert *much* nearer than that from las vegas
in the 50's, not even a tremor felt in LV.

--
Tumbleweed

email replies not necessary but to contact use;
tumbleweednews at hotmail dot com



Dave 04-01-2005 11:29 PM

A recent article I read somewhere said that if the predicted bit of
La Palma
falls off in one slab the resulting tsunami will lead to the

disappearance
of the Isles of Scilly (among other damage!)

Charlie Pridham writes

Lots of people have said that, but it seems unlikely. To create a tsunami
requires a high energy shock wave, a bit of land falling in would, however
large not be moving fast enough for the damage to be transmitted any
distance, although there would certainly be a large wave locally much as
when large icebergs break off.

I think you confuse speed with energy. If you drop a very very large
mass (say 5000 million tons) a few hundred feet (and I think in the case
of the canaries it drops a long way down to the ocean floor) then the
*energy* released is converted into a (relatively) smaller mass of water
travelling *very* fast. I don't know what the conversion factor is but
say 1% of the mass travelling at say 20 times the speed would still be
quite significant.
--
David

Kay 05-01-2005 12:09 AM

In article ,
writes
I heard it on the BBC 1 news at 6 pm today. Obviously it was never
implemented ;-)


The only thing I could find on the BBC web site that is remotely
related is

"An 18-year dispute on toilet paper draws the attention of the
Guardian and the Telegraph, thanks to the new Act.

The row over whether to use soft or hard paper within the Civil
Service was sparked in 1963 and only resolved in 1981, the papers say.


Ouch! I remember hard toilet paper! I put it down to the civil service
of the time being largely male in the higher echelons. Women have a
greater need for soft paper.

The Telegraph says it started with an ambassador with a case of
haemorrhoids.

The Guardian points out that the soft variety won out as the harder
option was flushed down the U-bend of history."



--
Kay
"Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river"


Sacha 05-01-2005 12:15 AM

On 4/1/05 21:58, in article , "Tumbleweed"
wrote:


"goldfinch" wrote in message
...


Not under our wonderful new legislation. No, it is much closer to

home.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.
---------------
OK. I have been wondering what you meant, Nick, and hoping that someone
else
would ask ;-)

Then today on the news we hear that our insane government had plans to
blow
up the channel tunnel with a nuclear bomb if the Russians were to try

and
invade us. The resulting massive waves would devastate most of the S.E.
coastal area. We only know this now because of the freedom of

information
act.



No they didnt.

Do you write newspaper headlines as well?Or just read the daily mail?

(translating 'some officials considered a bomb but it was never

implemented'
into 'government had plans to swamp SE with massive waves'.)

Not that there would have been any 'massive waves' anyway, maybe a small
ripple. (raspberry?)

--
Tumbleweed

-------------
I heard it on the BBC 1 news at 6 pm today. Obviously it was never
implemented ;-)

Probably more than a ripple though, being close enough to the shore even
if
it was in the middle of the channel.


Not if it was going to make the tunnel unusable for only 3 years.
And the middle of the channel is 10 miles from the shore.
They had tests in the nevada desert *much* nearer than that from las vegas
in the 50's, not even a tremor felt in LV.


The idea of a nuclear explosion was considered but in the end it was decided
that a couple of valves to let in sea water would be cheaper and less
damaging to much of Kent..... That was in the Telegraph an the Mail and I
think the Times. Take your pick.
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds for email)


Sacha 05-01-2005 12:17 AM

On 5/1/05 5:08, in article , "goldfinch"
wrote:


"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
...
However, the most likely cause of water-borne carnage is a certainty
in the next century or so, but our wonderful government is attempting
(and failing) to hide it using terrorism legislation. Probably so
that they can say "But we couldn't POSSIBLY have known" and the
resulting enquiry will acquit them of all negligence.

Could you explain that Nick? Are we back to the Canaries again?


Not under our wonderful new legislation. No, it is much closer to home.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

---------------
OK. I have been wondering what you meant, Nick, and hoping that someone else
would ask ;-)

Then today on the news we hear that our insane government had plans to blow
up the channel tunnel with a nuclear bomb if the Russians were to try and
invade us. The resulting massive waves would devastate most of the S.E.
coastal area. We only know this now because of the freedom of information
act.

Is that what you meant, or is there something else that "they" are hiding.

Best wishes for 2005 to all urglers,
Marina
E. Sx


All they had to do was cancel lunch hours in France. The Russians would
never have got through. ;-)
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


goldfinch 05-01-2005 05:08 AM


"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
...
However, the most likely cause of water-borne carnage is a certainty
in the next century or so, but our wonderful government is attempting
(and failing) to hide it using terrorism legislation. Probably so
that they can say "But we couldn't POSSIBLY have known" and the
resulting enquiry will acquit them of all negligence.


Could you explain that Nick? Are we back to the Canaries again?


Not under our wonderful new legislation. No, it is much closer to home.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

---------------
OK. I have been wondering what you meant, Nick, and hoping that someone else
would ask ;-)

Then today on the news we hear that our insane government had plans to blow
up the channel tunnel with a nuclear bomb if the Russians were to try and
invade us. The resulting massive waves would devastate most of the S.E.
coastal area. We only know this now because of the freedom of information
act.

Is that what you meant, or is there something else that "they" are hiding.

Best wishes for 2005 to all urglers,
Marina
E. Sx



goldfinch 05-01-2005 05:40 AM



Not under our wonderful new legislation. No, it is much closer to

home.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

---------------
OK. I have been wondering what you meant, Nick, and hoping that someone
else
would ask ;-)

Then today on the news we hear that our insane government had plans to
blow
up the channel tunnel with a nuclear bomb if the Russians were to try

and
invade us. The resulting massive waves would devastate most of the S.E.
coastal area. We only know this now because of the freedom of

information
act.



No they didnt.

Do you write newspaper headlines as well?Or just read the daily mail?

(translating 'some officials considered a bomb but it was never

implemented'
into 'government had plans to swamp SE with massive waves'.)

Not that there would have been any 'massive waves' anyway, maybe a small
ripple. (raspberry?)

--
Tumbleweed

-------------
I heard it on the BBC 1 news at 6 pm today. Obviously it was never
implemented ;-)

Probably more than a ripple though, being close enough to the shore even if
it was in the middle of the channel.

Marina
E. Sx



Tumbleweed 05-01-2005 08:44 AM

...
On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:17:15 +0000, Sacha
wrote:

All they had to do was cancel lunch hours in France. The Russians would
never have got through. ;-)

:-)
Why were they preparing for a Russian invasion long after the cold war
was over?
--
Martin


This was 1974.

--
Tumbleweed

email replies not necessary but to contact use;
tumbleweednews at hotmail dot com
wrote in message



BAC 05-01-2005 09:07 AM


wrote in message
...
On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 18:11:51 +0000, Dave wrote:

Tim Challenger writes
On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 11:47:10 -0000, BAC wrote:

Perhaps the fact most English speakers are not Japanese speakers and

are
hence unlikely to be confused by possible quibbles regarding the

literal
meaning of the term is one reason many of us consider 'tsunami' a more

apt
term than 'tidal wave'.

I'd have thought that as most English speakers speak English, they might

be
more likely to know what the work tidalwave means that tsunami.

Well maybe the 100 or so Thai and other nationalities saved by an 11
year old girl shouting 'Tsunami' might disagree with you there. Had she
not have just studied it at school and recognised the sudden drop in the
shoreline water, they might all be dead.

IMHO some of these catastrophes deserve an unusual and unique title
recognised around the world. Words do change their meaning - tidal to me
implies something predictable, and a tidal wave means maybe a severn
bore or a predicted high water being pushed down the North Sea at a slow
rate of knots, not an unexpected two or three metre wall of several
cubic kilometres travelling at several hundred miles an hour.


Maybe you should have done O level geography 50 years ago.
Do you also get confused when talking about butterflies and slow
worms?


Whether or not he was one of the few lucky enough to have been selected to
take 'O' level geography 50 years ago, I believe he's helped support my
speculation that the term 'tidal wave' may be more likely to be
misunderstood, these days, than 'tsunami'.



Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 09:33 AM

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 18:08:45 -0000, BAC wrote:

The point is, a person who doesn't speak Japanese either knows what the term
tsunami means, or does not, so no confusion, whereas an English speaker who
does not know the accepted definition of 'tidal wave' might be tempted to
derive a definition intuitively, hence the possibility of confusion.


But they'd be pretty sure to guess it has something to do with a big wave,
and let's face, that's what counts. Plus there's more chance that an
English peaker would have heard it and actually know what it means.
--
Tim C.

Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 09:34 AM

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 18:23:19 +0100, wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 12:45:46 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 12:23:20 +0100,
wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 12:00:27 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 13:21:24 +0100,
wrote:

On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:57:00 +0000, June Hughes
wrote:

In message , Cerumen
writes

wrote in message
news:q19gt0dopgbdsqt1qss7po029m6iat05gi@4ax .com...
On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 16:09:33 -0000, "Bob Hobden"
wrote:

The main risk is the big piece of rock which is expected to fall off
an island in the Canaries, generate a tidal wave that will wipe out
the East Coats of the USA and not do a lot of good to the low
countries.

Apparently a tsunami hit the west coast of Ireland in 1775 ? after a
seismic event near the Azores and Canaries causing some considerable
damage..

I believe that was the earthquake and tsunami that wiped out Lisbon.

When did everybody start calling a tidal wave a tsunami and why?

Why not use the Japanese word for earthquake too?

I *think* there's a technical difference. A tsunami is caused by an
undersea earthquake, or seaquake I suppose. Whereas a tidal wave can be
caused by a "landbased" earthquake. A tidal wave can also be caused by
storms or be one of those "megawaves" that swamp ships occasionally.

It's not true the two terms are interchangeable.


Correct. They are different, but in this case they are more-or-less
interchangeable. Not in all cases.

I stick to tidal wave, but then I still say Peking, Madras and Bombay.


and Rhodesia? :-)


Of course. ;-) I'm still on Siam anyway, where is this Thailand place?
--
Tim C.

Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 09:34 AM

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 19:58:56 +0100, wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 17:55:32 -0000, "BAC"
wrote:

The stuff that provides the motive power is totally free and ubiquitous,
i.e. gravity :-)


Bisto powered?


That's gravy powered, martin.
--
Tim C.

Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 09:40 AM

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 16:35:14 +0000 (UTC), Mike wrote:


I think you'd need a lot of expensive stuff to move 500,000,000,000 tons

of
rock in one go. Someone is bound to notice.
--
Tim C.


Can you please confirm that the scales you used to weigh this item have been
checked and please post proof of the date and the certification certificate
here via a link. (No binaries on this newsgroup)


Er... bugger.

:-))

Tons or Tonnes?


Estimates from the volume of rock bounded by the cracks. The original
article I quoted said "half a billion tonnes" (New Scientist uses American
billions). Quite right to point that one out ;-)
--
Tim C.

Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 09:42 AM

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 18:29:35 +0100, wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 13:02:06 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 11:19:52 +0100,
wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:53:42 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 09:09:34 -0000, BAC wrote:

"Douglas" wrote in message
...

Tim Challenger Wrote:
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 14:40:51 +0000 (UTC), Mike wrote:

And what would you suggest that "they" do? Get a couple of big sticks
and
prop it up? You'd need a lot of string and blu-tac to hold back 500
billion
tons of rock.

Tim C.

Don't be so silly!

What you need is one giant elastic band, placed round the island to
hold it together.
Then you can start to superglue it.



Or you could build a giant sea wall/dam around the island and pump out all
the water so there's no giant splash if/when the chunk falls off :-)

I like that idea. Imagine the size of the beaches they'd get!

You could fill the hole with lava, if you had a large drill.


A new sport, lava-boarding ?


It's an old sport in Lanzarote.


I meant molten lava-boarding. ;-)
--
Tim C.

Douglas[_1_] 05-01-2005 09:56 AM

[quote=Tumbleweed]"goldfinch" wrote in message
...[color=blue][i]

Then today on the news we hear that our insane government had plans to
blow
up the channel tunnel with a nuclear bomb if the Russians were to try and
invade us.
********

..........Providing the cold war had still been going on from 1994 onwards when the Tunnel was opened.

Besides, most, if not all of the previous Channel Tunnel attempts were, in the end, stopped as we all knowing souls in Britain still feared invasion from either the French, even though they had had no such intention too since about 1815, and the Germans.
So much so in fact that the some of the designs put forwards incorporated a means of flooding the tunnel from either the English side or both ends should an invading army from either country decide to use it as a pathway!

Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?? cough.
******

The resulting massive waves would devastate most of the S.E.

******
.......And that would be a bad thing?? ;-) (JOKE).

Nick Maclaren 05-01-2005 11:51 AM

In article ,
wrote:

but there wasn't a channel tunnel in 1974, or was there a secret one
we didn't know about?


There was one in 1874! It wasn't complete - which doesn't stop the
government planning how to blow it up if it were ever completed.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

shazzbat 05-01-2005 11:59 AM


"Tim Challenger" wrote in message
news:1104838745.68a636cbd747e5fb5e2516c27b1790a8@t eranews...
On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 11:25:36 +0000, Lazarus Cooke wrote:


We have a term for it too Tidal Wave.


That's the trouble. It was misleading. A tsunami has nothing at all to
do with tides, and that's why they changed it.

L


At least it indicates that it's a wave, whereas the word "tsunami" tells
the uninitiated naff-all.


What happened to the term "episodic wave"? I haven't heard that one for a
while. I don't know if it's technically different to a tsunami or tidal wave
or both, but then I don't suppose it makes a lot of difference if you're
30ft under it all of a sudden.

Steve



shazzbat 05-01-2005 12:18 PM


SNIP


The idea of a nuclear explosion was considered but in the end it was

decided
that a couple of valves to let in sea water would be cheaper and less
damaging to much of Kent..... That was in the Telegraph an the Mail and I
think the Times. Take your pick.
--


Bob flowerdew would do it by siphoning the water from above with a length of
old garden hose into the tunnel entrance. That would be my preferred method
also.

Steve



Kay 05-01-2005 12:23 PM

In article 1104917378.33e402cc30bfd22cb86573c2e70ae991@teran ews, Tim
Challenger writes
On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 18:08:45 -0000, BAC wrote:

The point is, a person who doesn't speak Japanese either knows what the term
tsunami means, or does not, so no confusion, whereas an English speaker who
does not know the accepted definition of 'tidal wave' might be tempted to
derive a definition intuitively, hence the possibility of confusion.


But they'd be pretty sure to guess it has something to do with a big wave,
and let's face, that's what counts. Plus there's more chance that an
English peaker would have heard it and actually know what it means.


That's an interesting point. Perhaps in these days of international
travel, it would be helpful if we all agreed on some internationally
understood words for certain key concepts, eg 'fire' 'help' 'ambulance'
(in the same way that most of Europe and I think some other countries
have agreed on 112 as the phone no for emergency services).

In which case, tsunami vs tidal wave comes down to which one is most
readily understood by the international community
--
Kay
"Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river"


Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 12:31 PM


Of course. ;-) I'm still on Siam anyway, where is this Thailand place?


I noticed that the BBC correspondent, who had just returned from
Miramwhere, referred to it as Burma.


Good!
--
Tim C.

Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 12:33 PM

On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 12:46:06 +0100, wrote:

On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 10:40:30 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 16:35:14 +0000 (UTC), Mike wrote:


I think you'd need a lot of expensive stuff to move 500,000,000,000 tons
of
rock in one go. Someone is bound to notice.
--
Tim C.

Can you please confirm that the scales you used to weigh this item have been
checked and please post proof of the date and the certification certificate
here via a link. (No binaries on this newsgroup)


Er... bugger.

:-))

Tons or Tonnes?


Estimates from the volume of rock bounded by the cracks. The original
article I quoted said "half a billion tonnes" (New Scientist uses American
billions). Quite right to point that one out ;-)


and metric tons? Shouldn't they be setting an example?


Yes, it's a bit confusing and arbitrary, I though. They've been doing that
for years.
--
Tim C.

Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 12:33 PM

On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 12:44:31 +0100, wrote:

On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 10:34:59 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 19:58:56 +0100,
wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 17:55:32 -0000, "BAC"
wrote:

The stuff that provides the motive power is totally free and ubiquitous,
i.e. gravity :-)

Bisto powered?


That's gravy powered, martin.


I blame a dirty mark on my flat screen monitor.

What do you use to clean them?


Coffee and my sleeve at the moment!
--
Tim C.

Nick Maclaren 05-01-2005 01:47 PM

In article ,
wrote:
On 5 Jan 2005 11:51:10 GMT, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:
In article ,
wrote:

but there wasn't a channel tunnel in 1974, or was there a secret one
we didn't know about?


There was one in 1874! It wasn't complete - which doesn't stop the
government planning how to blow it up if it were ever completed.


It would need a bit of foresight to anticipate a tunnel and the
invention of the atom bomb :-)


No foresight needed for the first - look up the history of the
tunnel - it was first proposed in the 18th century and preliminary
work started in the 19th.

The atom bomb was also speculated in the 19th century, but I now
forget the reference. Anyway, you don't need one to blow up a
small construction like the tunnel, nor even modern explosives;
ordinary gunpowder will do.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Nick Maclaren 05-01-2005 01:48 PM

In article ,
wrote:

what about Nyasaland and Tanganyika?


Still there, the last time I visited them. I haven't heard that
they have been stolen or demolished.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Tim Challenger 05-01-2005 02:15 PM

On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:37:20 +0100, wrote:

On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 13:33:42 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 12:44:31 +0100,
wrote:

On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 10:34:59 +0100, Tim Challenger
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 19:58:56 +0100,
wrote:

On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 17:55:32 -0000, "BAC"
wrote:

The stuff that provides the motive power is totally free and ubiquitous,
i.e. gravity :-)

Bisto powered?

That's gravy powered, martin.

I blame a dirty mark on my flat screen monitor.

What do you use to clean them?


Coffee and my sleeve at the moment!


I take it that you don't own them?

Not th escreen anyway...
It was a coffee-nose-screen interface situation. :-)
--
Tim C.

Sacha 05-01-2005 02:17 PM

On 5/1/05 1:34 pm, in article ,
" wrote:

On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 12:18:12 -0000, "shazzbat"
wrote:


SNIP


The idea of a nuclear explosion was considered but in the end it was

decided
that a couple of valves to let in sea water would be cheaper and less
damaging to much of Kent..... That was in the Telegraph an the Mail and I
think the Times. Take your pick.
--


Bob flowerdew would do it by siphoning the water from above with a length of
old garden hose into the tunnel entrance. That would be my preferred method
also.


Charlie Dimmock would do it by buying some rubber membrane and a load
of water feature stuff from a garden centre.


Poor Charlie's mother is one of those lost in the tsunami. ;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


BAC 05-01-2005 03:02 PM


"Tim Challenger" wrote in message
news:1104917378.33e402cc30bfd22cb86573c2e70ae991@t eranews...
On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 18:08:45 -0000, BAC wrote:

The point is, a person who doesn't speak Japanese either knows what the

term
tsunami means, or does not, so no confusion, whereas an English speaker

who
does not know the accepted definition of 'tidal wave' might be tempted

to
derive a definition intuitively, hence the possibility of confusion.


But they'd be pretty sure to guess it has something to do with a big wave,
and let's face, that's what counts. Plus there's more chance that an
English peaker would have heard it and actually know what it means.


Maybe. Personally, I doubt there are many English speakers who have not
heard the term 'tsunami' and learned to associate it with images of
destruction caused by 'freak' waves crashing ashore in the Pacific area.

Perhaps we should say that 'tsunami' is the common term used for earthquake
induced waves in the pacific area, and 'tidal wave' would be the preferred
term if/when they occur in English speaking parts of the Atlantic area.
After all, cyclones can have different names like hurricane and typhoon
depending on where they are encountered, so why not waves?



Lazarus Cooke 05-01-2005 03:57 PM

In article 1104840072.98438ddeea2045e62f46ffa1c2f70c96@teran ews, Tim
Challenger wrote:


I'd have thought that as most English speakers speak English, they might be
more likely to know what the work tidalwave means that tsunami.


'Tsunami' now *is* the English word for it, just as 'gong' is the
English word for the thing you bang when dinner's ready (from Malay), a
'tycoon' is a big businessman (Japanese), and a tattoo is what your
daughter gets against your wishes (Tahitian), and which you may well
think is 'taboo' (Tongan).

Try asking people under the age of 15 what they'd call a tsunami, and
they'll use the new word, not the old. Languages change all the time,
and one of the nice things about English is that people are happy to
adapt. Remember, 'pork', 'beef' and 'mutton' were all foreign words
once. But not any more.

I still talk about 'motoring' up to London, listening to the
'wireless', and 'taking luncheon', but I only do it to amuse myself and
irritate my children.

Lazarus

--
Remover the rock from the email address


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