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from "Mike Lyle" contains these words: Jaques d'Alltrades wrote: The message from "Alan Gabriel" contains these words: [...] Trap the mole, skin it and make a pair of gloves for the wife. Wife must have rather small hands... [...] I'm not intending to be unkind here, but one of my wives was gobsmacked when she first saw a mole: she'd been under the impression that they were bigger than cats. No reason she should know the scale. (Though I did well before I was five.) Some time ago I was getting milk for the staffroom tea in Barking, and I went into the local shop and eyed the milk on offer with some disfavour - a choice of sterilised or homogenised. "Haven't you got any *REAL* milk?" I asked. "Nah luv," replied the countermatron, "all we've got is cah's miwk." -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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