Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?


At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public
school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a
compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Sorry :-/

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He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Ouch!!! That one's getting forwarded to my email friends :-).

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Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?