When last we left our heros, on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:57:28 -0500,
Augustus McCrae scribbled:

Pam wrote:

(dstvns) professed:

I was wondering if anyone has found being a master gardener to be a
boost in finding jobs in horticulture, or at least some sort of
respect in the agricultural fields (excuse the pun).

'Round here the main use for a Master Gardener's
certification seems to be to start all your sentences with
"Well, I'm a Master Gardener, and I say..." so you can annoy
the **** out of anyone in earshot.


Worry not, we have you to perform that function for us.

Awwww, hit a wittle bitty Master Gardener nerve, did I?

There, there, punkin'


Pam




--
We are like genitals unto the gods; they play
with us for their amusement - Black Adder

In article ,
Pam Rudd made an ass of herself again:

When last we left our heros, on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:57:28 -0500,
Augustus McCrae scribbled:

Pam wrote:

(dstvns) professed:

I was wondering if anyone has found being a master gardener to be a
boost in finding jobs in horticulture, or at least some sort of
respect in the agricultural fields (excuse the pun).

'Round here the main use for a Master Gardener's
certification seems to be to start all your sentences with
"Well, I'm a Master Gardener, and I say..." so you can annoy
the **** out of anyone in earshot.


Worry not, we have you to perform that function for us.

Awwww, hit a wittle bitty Master Gardener nerve, did I?

There, there, punkin'



Nope, just pointing out what a stupid, arrogant, hypocritical bitch you
are. But, then again, you already know that. You don't spend all that
time in soc.singles for nothing.

When last we left our heros, on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:14:16 -0500,
Augustus McCrae scribbled:

Pam Rudd made an ass of herself again:

Augustus McCrae scribbled:

Pam wrote:

snipped to the juicy bits

'Round here the main use for a Master Gardener's
certification seems to be to start all your sentences with
"Well, I'm a Master Gardener, and I say..." so you can annoy
the **** out of anyone in earshot.

Worry not, we have you to perform that function for us.

Awwww, hit a wittle bitty Master Gardener nerve, did I?

There, there, punkin'

Nope, just pointing out what a stupid, arrogant, hypocritical bitch you
are.

nodding solemnly I am a Big Meaniehead.

But, then again, you already know that. You don't spend all that
time in soc.singles for nothing.

I don't spend any time in soc.singles, never have, noise to
signal ratio is too bad. I'm guessing that perhaps our paths
crossed in soc.singles.moderated and that you are bitter,
twisted, hurt, damaged, and chronically traumatized by it;
but I haven't the foggiest notion of a clue who you are.
However, it's pretty easy to see why I probably found
you crunchy and good with ketchup.

Now run along, there's a good lad, before I decide to stop
playing nice.


Pam
--
We are like genitals unto the gods; they play
with us for their amusement - Black Adder

Tomski, you are a tiresome one-note gomer.

Your lame reply for everything got boring over a year ago.

Why not try to come up with something witty and creative.

One second thought, you completely lack any ability to be witty and
creative.

Sad but true.

You should go back to masturbating in your garden and not even bother
posting anything here if you have nothing intelligent to say. Your hanging
out in gay bars all night would hardly constitute community volunteering.


Tom Jaszewski wrote in message
...
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 20:00:58 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-"
wrote:

That's because you are just two peas in the same crock pot!!!!

They were asking about the so called "master gardener" program not
masturbating gardeners.


Thanks Stanley, but hanging out with community volunteers is far
more rewarding than your cactus thief friends...

On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 16:12:39 -0500, "B & J"
wrote:

This question about becoming a Master Gardener has been asked before and as
usual is being stomped on by this group. First, the name Master Gardener is
a misnomer. There isn't enough training involved to learn much about
anything. Hobby Gardeners or Friends of Gardening would be far more accurate
titles.

I find that the Master Gardener group is a plus for me. Most but not all
Master Gardeners are great people, but there are some one avoids because
they're obnoxious. The same can be said for this ng!

Thanks, I didn't intend to start a flame thread. Starting this thread
was almost as bad as asking about round-up.

I voluteer my time among many other groups in the area....food
pantries and serveral other non-profit organizations. After careful
consideration I don't believe I will be able to fulfill the
requirements of the local MG program. I also don't believe I'd be
learning what I was interested in, and that I could spend the time
with more constructive projects. Perhaps I will try it again many
years from now, when and if I have more time. Thanks for all the
replies.

Dan

If you are a typical "master gardener", Auggie, all the more reason why not
to become one, you pompous airhead. You should go and join Tomski, BJ and
all the other pederasts masturbating in the garden.


Augustus McCrae wrote in message
...
In article ,
Pam Rudd made an ass of herself again:

When last we left our heros, on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:57:28 -0500,
Augustus McCrae scribbled:

Pam wrote:

(dstvns) professed:

I was wondering if anyone has found being a master gardener to be a
boost in finding jobs in horticulture, or at least some sort of
respect in the agricultural fields (excuse the pun).

'Round here the main use for a Master Gardener's
certification seems to be to start all your sentences with
"Well, I'm a Master Gardener, and I say..." so you can annoy
the **** out of anyone in earshot.


Worry not, we have you to perform that function for us.

Awwww, hit a wittle bitty Master Gardener nerve, did I?

There, there, punkin'



Nope, just pointing out what a stupid, arrogant, hypocritical bitch you
are. But, then again, you already know that. You don't spend all that
time in soc.singles for nothing.

In article ,
Pam Rudd wrote:


So you think you are so important that people follow you from one NG to
another. guffaw I just googled your name and saw all those posts
in soc.singles.mod. LOL!!!! How pathetic! What a loser! You must have
made a lot of enemies there if you think people follow you to other NGs
to tell you off. Given how few responses your posts get, it is obvious
how many people killfile you. Not a bad idea since any exchange with you
is as worthless as you. ESAD.

Pam
--
We are like genitals unto the gods; they play
with us for their amusement - Black Adder


Oh I think that about says enough about you and where your head is. Get
some new batteries Pammie.

"dstvns" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 16:12:39 -0500, "B & J"

I find that the Master Gardener group is a plus for me. Most but not all
Master Gardeners are great people, but there are some one avoids because
they're obnoxious. The same can be said for this ng!

Thanks, I didn't intend to start a flame thread. Starting this thread
was almost as bad as asking about round-up.

I voluteer my time among many other groups in the area....food
pantries and serveral other non-profit organizations. After careful
consideration I don't believe I will be able to fulfill the
requirements of the local MG program. I also don't believe I'd be
learning what I was interested in, and that I could spend the time
with more constructive projects. Perhaps I will try it again many
years from now, when and if I have more time. Thanks for all the
replies.

Dan

Don't worry about starting a flame thread, Dan. This has been a Big Bertha
bell pepper in mildness. The "usual suspects" did their stomping and are now
happier people. ;-) They bolstered their egos by venting their spleen, which
is normal for them.

I think you're wise in not taking the training at this point. It probably
won't help you get a job, and the training in vegetable gardening is too
basic and abbreviated to help much. You already seem to know your way around
in vegetable gardening, and it doesn't appear that you have the time for
more, in-depth training at the moment.

As I mentioned earlier, the MG training and group is more for the hobby
gardener. It puts one in contact with people who have a similar interest,
and you probably would enjoy it on that basis.

Good luck and happy gardening.....

John

Face reality Auggie, you are the pathetic loser dweeb here!!!!!

The only dates you have are with your hand, you masturbating gardener!!!!


Augustus McCrae wrote in message
...
In article ,
Pam Rudd wrote:


So you think you are so important that people follow you from one NG to
another. guffaw I just googled your name and saw all those posts
in soc.singles.mod. LOL!!!! How pathetic! What a loser! You must have
made a lot of enemies there if you think people follow you to other NGs
to tell you off. Given how few responses your posts get, it is obvious
how many people killfile you. Not a bad idea since any exchange with you
is as worthless as you. ESAD.

Pam
--
We are like genitals unto the gods; they play
with us for their amusement - Black Adder


Oh I think that about says enough about you and where your head is. Get
some new batteries Pammie.

If you just want to socialize and fritter away your time, it would be much
cheaper if you started a garden club in you area and you all sat around and
talked about plants and gardens while sipping tea and munching on
crullers!!!! You can even have real gardening experts come and speak before
your group!!!


B & J wrote in message
...
"dstvns" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 16:12:39 -0500, "B & J"

I find that the Master Gardener group is a plus for me. Most but not
all
Master Gardeners are great people, but there are some one avoids
because
they're obnoxious. The same can be said for this ng!

Thanks, I didn't intend to start a flame thread. Starting this thread
was almost as bad as asking about round-up.

I voluteer my time among many other groups in the area....food
pantries and serveral other non-profit organizations. After careful
consideration I don't believe I will be able to fulfill the
requirements of the local MG program. I also don't believe I'd be
learning what I was interested in, and that I could spend the time
with more constructive projects. Perhaps I will try it again many
years from now, when and if I have more time. Thanks for all the
replies.

Dan

Don't worry about starting a flame thread, Dan. This has been a Big Bertha
bell pepper in mildness. The "usual suspects" did their stomping and are
now
happier people. ;-) They bolstered their egos by venting their spleen,
which
is normal for them.

I think you're wise in not taking the training at this point. It probably
won't help you get a job, and the training in vegetable gardening is too
basic and abbreviated to help much. You already seem to know your way
around
in vegetable gardening, and it doesn't appear that you have the time for
more, in-depth training at the moment.

As I mentioned earlier, the MG training and group is more for the hobby
gardener. It puts one in contact with people who have a similar interest,
and you probably would enjoy it on that basis.

Good luck and happy gardening.....

John

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 02:56:09 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-"
wrote:


You should go back to masturbating in your garden and not even bother
posting anything here if you have nothing intelligent to say. Your hanging
out in gay bars all night would hardly constitute community volunteering.


Oh Stanley, I wish I had taken Creative Homophobia 101 and then I
could be as clever!

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 03:16:57 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-"
wrote:

Tomski, BJ and
all the other pederasts masturbating in the garden.

Gosh Stanley we forgot not having a dick kind of leaves you out in
the cold. We're sorry

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 22:33:16 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-"
wrote:

You can even have real gardening experts come and speak before
your group!!!
Yeah maybe some cactus collectors could talk about robbing third
world countries of their flora!

When last we left our heros, on Fri, 29 Aug 2003 10:33:33 -0500,
Augustus McCrae scribbled:

In article ,
Pam Rudd wrote:


So you think you are so important that people follow you from one NG to
another. guffaw I just googled your name and saw all those posts
in soc.singles.mod.

Apparently I'm important enough for you to Google.


LOL!!!! How pathetic! What a loser!

Important enough for you to have read enough posts to form
an opinion, too.

Why, it makes a girl quite giddy, it do.

frothing snipped

We are like genitals unto the gods; they play
with us for their amusement - Black Adder

Oh I think that about says enough about you and where your head is.

Into old British sitcoms?

Pam, when I'm not gardening, that is.



--
"Maybe you'd like to ask the Wizard for a heart."
"ElissaAnn"

So you admit that its true what you as your hobby!!!!!


Tom Jaszewski wrote in message
news
On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 02:56:09 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-"
wrote:


You should go back to masturbating in your garden and not even bother
posting anything here if you have nothing intelligent to say. Your
hanging
out in gay bars all night would hardly constitute community volunteering.


Oh Stanley, I wish I had taken Creative Homophobia 101 and then I
could be as clever!