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And some people say there's no God..........
"Victor Faraday" wrote in message
. .. Last night just before bed, I looked out over my deck, and there over the middle of it, was the most magnificent spider web ever devised, shining in the spotlight. This wonder appeared perfectly circular and was about the size--and very much resembled-- a 33 rpm phono record, with very precisely placed circular strands close together with perfect symmetry. I still am not sure how this little master builder anchored this creation; must've been the hedge on one side and the chimney on the other, and maybe the deck; but all this stuff was a good ways off, and the masterpiece was hanging a good 8 feet over the deck. Another amazing thing is that we had a heavy rainstorm not 3 hours earlier, so this beauty was designed and built in less than 3 hours. So here we have a creature, with a brain maybe the size of a grain of sand, and likely less than a year old, building something any civil engineer would show with great pride. I got up to pee around 3 a.m., looked out, and it was already gone. -- Vic All I note, which is also the REALITY of the thing, evidence of a spider and a web. Obvioiusly this spider, "with a brain maybe the size of a grain of sand" has one over on you! |
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And some people say there's no God..........
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet ZenIsWhen
) made the light shine upon us with this: Obvioiusly this spider, "with a brain maybe the size of a grain of sand" has one over on you! They certainly have one over on my daughter. A tiny little spider can make her scream her lungs out. I tried to explain, out of the many thousands of species of spider, only two are poisonous and one of those cannot tolerate the climate where we live. Didn't help. -- Uncle Vic aa Atheist #2011 Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department. Member: Intensional misspellingg club. |
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And some people say there's no God..........
On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:46:19 -0400, "ZenIsWhen"
wrote: - Refer: "Victor Faraday" wrote in message ... Last night just before bed, I looked out over my deck, and there over the middle of it, was the most magnificent spider web ever devised, shining in the spotlight. This wonder appeared perfectly circular and was about the size--and very much resembled-- a 33 rpm phono record, with very precisely placed circular strands close together with perfect symmetry. I still am not sure how this little master builder anchored this creation; must've been the hedge on one side and the chimney on the other, and maybe the deck; but all this stuff was a good ways off, and the masterpiece was hanging a good 8 feet over the deck. Another amazing thing is that we had a heavy rainstorm not 3 hours earlier, so this beauty was designed and built in less than 3 hours. So here we have a creature, with a brain maybe the size of a grain of sand, and likely less than a year old, building something any civil engineer would show with great pride. I got up to pee around 3 a.m., looked out, and it was already gone. -- Vic All I note, which is also the REALITY of the thing, evidence of a spider and a web. Obvioiusly this spider, "with a brain maybe the size of a grain of sand" has one over on you! It's not hard to gain a mental edge over the standard Christian. I am not surprised that a tiny spider managed it. -- |
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