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Default And some people say there's no God..........

SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
"Victor Faraday" wrote in message
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Last night just before bed, I looked out over my deck, and there
over the middle of it, was the most magnificent spider web ever
devised, shining in the spotlight. This wonder appeared perfectly
circular and was about the size--and very much resembled-- a
33 rpm phono record, with very precisely placed circular strands
close together with perfect symmetry. I still am not sure how
this little master builder anchored this creation; must've been the
hedge on one side and the chimney on the other, and maybe the deck;
but all this stuff was a good ways off, and the masterpiece was hanging
a good 8 feet over the deck. Another amazing thing is that we had
a heavy rainstorm not 3 hours earlier, so this beauty was designed
and built in less than 3 hours.

So here we have a creature, with a brain maybe the size of a grain of
sand,
and likely less than a year old, building something any civil
engineer would
show with great pride. I got up to pee around 3 a.m., looked out,
and it was already gone.


All that so the spider can kill and eat things.
I wonder how the moth feels about it.
And just think, 6000 years ago, when there was no death, the spider used to
catch flying grapes in the web.


 
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