ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE, CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

CONTACT: MATT KIRKHAM, HOTBED MEDIA.
TEL: 0121 248 3905
EMAIL:

On 8/3/07 8:32 AM, in article , "Matt
Kirkham" wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

CONTACT: MATT KIRKHAM, HOTBED MEDIA.
TEL: 0121 248 3905
EMAIL:



Does it include transportation to the UK?
c

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 8/3/07 8:32 AM, in article , "Matt
Kirkham" wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

CONTACT: MATT KIRKHAM, HOTBED MEDIA.
TEL: 0121 248 3905
EMAIL:



Does it include transportation to the UK?
c

Did he mention money?

Jan

On 8/5/07 3:27 AM, in article
, "Jan Flora"
wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 8/3/07 8:32 AM, in article , "Matt
Kirkham" wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

CONTACT: MATT KIRKHAM, HOTBED MEDIA.
TEL: 0121 248 3905
EMAIL:



Does it include transportation to the UK?
c

Did he mention money?

Jan
I'd go over for a try out for just expenses....I need a vacation and I don't
see another one until the kids are out of college.
C

Cheryl Isaak wrote:
On 8/5/07 3:27 AM, in article
, "Jan Flora"
wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

snip

Does it include transportation to the UK?
c
Did he mention money?

Jan
I'd go over for a try out for just expenses....I need a vacation and I don't
see another one until the kids are out of college.
C


va...-ca...-tion.... vacation? i don't know that word...what's that?!?

lol,
rae

On 8/5/07 8:22 AM, in article , "rachael
simpson" wrote:

Cheryl Isaak wrote:
On 8/5/07 3:27 AM, in article
, "Jan Flora"
wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

snip

Does it include transportation to the UK?
c
Did he mention money?

Jan
I'd go over for a try out for just expenses....I need a vacation and I don't
see another one until the kids are out of college.
C


va...-ca...-tion.... vacation? i don't know that word...what's that?!?

lol,
rae
A break from responsibilities - something we parents don't get from the
moment of conception 'til they have their own family.

C

In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

In article ,
rachael simpson wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

This production needs a name. I don't think "Gardening is a Drag" will
fly. Suggestions?

In article ,
Amos Nomore wrote:

In article ,
rachael simpson wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

This production needs a name. I don't think "Gardening is a Drag" will
fly. Suggestions?

Victor Victoria's Victory Garden? Nah. Crockett would freak.

In article ,
Amos Nomore wrote:

In article ,
rachael simpson wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

This production needs a name. I don't think "Gardening is a Drag" will
fly. Suggestions?

Ves H H
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H Tite In chemistry, this is Trans Vestite

as opposed to Ves H Tite
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H H Cis Vestite

Hummm. Pooftas among the primroses? Nah, Parliament has already done
that one. Tulips too many? Randy rutabagas and other sorrows? The Lay of
the Land? Cute Cucurbits and Other Pleasures? Buzz in the Blossoms? Is
that a Zucchini Plant or is It Just Happy to See Me?

Next
--
FB - FFF

Billy
http://angryarab.blogspot.com/

In article
,
Billy Rose wrote:

In article ,
Amos Nomore wrote:

In article ,
rachael simpson wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

This production needs a name. I don't think "Gardening is a Drag" will
fly. Suggestions?

Ves H H
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H Tite In chemistry, this is Trans Vestite

as opposed to Ves H Tite
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H H Cis Vestite

Yes, and these monomers are the building blocks of spandex tite material.

Hummm. Pooftas among the primroses? Nah, Parliament has already done
that one. Tulips too many? Randy rutabagas and other sorrows? The Lay of
the Land? Cute Cucurbits and Other Pleasures? Buzz in the Blossoms? Is
that a Zucchini Plant or is It Just Happy to See Me?

Next

Tulips Too Many! Brilliant!!

On 8/6/07 5:23 AM, in article ,
"Janet Baraclough" wrote:

The message
from Amos Nomore contains these words:

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

Sorry to dash your hopes, Amy, but you're a decade too late.

Here in the UK we've already had our fill of TV garden presenters who
cultivate sexual ambiguity. There was the two-pronged appeal of butch
and braless beerswilling one-of-the-guys-gal Charlie Dimmock. Plus her
side-kick Tommy the handyman, 6ft of scowling muscle in tiny tight
white shorts and bondage-strap webbing tool belt.

I miss Ground Force with Alan Titchmarsh, it just worked all the way around.
But I do regularly import Titchmarsh's novels; I adore them. Never really
enjoyed just Charlie and Tommy - some of the charm went away. Still did A+
gardens.

Bob Flowerdew with a
waist-length blond hair plait, who talks a great deal about rubber, and
doubleskin polytunnels . Camp, limp-wristed, flowing silk-shirt Lawrence
Llewellyn Bowen, a sultry pouter with bigger hair than Joan Collins and
only slightly less mascara..and his sidekick bit of rough, Diarmuid
Gavin. (All of them in longterm hetero partnerships IRL).

Janet.
Who did the gardens with all the concrete and steel...used to make me crazy.
A friend called them the Goth gardener - he struck me as very dark.

Haven't seen the others on BBCAmerica, but have seen LLB on decorating
shows. No thanks. BTW, don't give a rats a** about their private lives.

Cheryl

In article ,
Janet Baraclough wrote:

The message
from Amos Nomore contains these words:

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

Sorry to dash your hopes, Amy, but you're a decade too late.

Here in the UK we've already had our fill of TV garden presenters who
cultivate sexual ambiguity. There was the two-pronged appeal of butch
and braless beerswilling one-of-the-guys-gal Charlie Dimmock. Plus her
side-kick Tommy the handyman, 6ft of scowling muscle in tiny tight
white shorts and bondage-strap webbing tool belt. Bob Flowerdew with a
waist-length blond hair plait, who talks a great deal about rubber, and
doubleskin polytunnels . Camp, limp-wristed, flowing silk-shirt Lawrence
Llewellyn Bowen, a sultry pouter with bigger hair than Joan Collins and
only slightly less mascara..and his sidekick bit of rough, Diarmuid
Gavin. (All of them in longterm hetero partnerships IRL).

Janet.



Is there ANYthing which can be conceived that has not already been
executed?

I am in tatters.

Changing potential careers,
Doubleskin Polytunnel
(my new porn star name)

In article ,
rachael simpson wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

The spandex? Oh noooooooo.
--
FB - FFF

Billy
http://angryarab.blogspot.com/