In article ,
Amos Nomore wrote:

In article ,
rachael simpson wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

This production needs a name. I don't think "Gardening is a Drag" will
fly. Suggestions?

Ves H H
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H Tite In chemistry, this is Trans Vestite

as opposed to Ves H Tite
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H H Cis Vestite

Hummm. Pooftas among the primroses? Nah, Parliament has already done
that one. Tulips too many? Randy rutabagas and other sorrows? The Lay of
the Land? Cute Cucurbits and Other Pleasures? Buzz in the Blossoms? Is
that a Zucchini Plant or is It Just Happy to See Me?

Next
--
FB - FFF

Billy
http://angryarab.blogspot.com/

On 8/6/07 5:23 AM, in article ,
"Janet Baraclough" wrote:

The message
from Amos Nomore contains these words:

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

Sorry to dash your hopes, Amy, but you're a decade too late.

Here in the UK we've already had our fill of TV garden presenters who
cultivate sexual ambiguity. There was the two-pronged appeal of butch
and braless beerswilling one-of-the-guys-gal Charlie Dimmock. Plus her
side-kick Tommy the handyman, 6ft of scowling muscle in tiny tight
white shorts and bondage-strap webbing tool belt.

I miss Ground Force with Alan Titchmarsh, it just worked all the way around.
But I do regularly import Titchmarsh's novels; I adore them. Never really
enjoyed just Charlie and Tommy - some of the charm went away. Still did A+
gardens.

Bob Flowerdew with a
waist-length blond hair plait, who talks a great deal about rubber, and
doubleskin polytunnels . Camp, limp-wristed, flowing silk-shirt Lawrence
Llewellyn Bowen, a sultry pouter with bigger hair than Joan Collins and
only slightly less mascara..and his sidekick bit of rough, Diarmuid
Gavin. (All of them in longterm hetero partnerships IRL).

Janet.
Who did the gardens with all the concrete and steel...used to make me crazy.
A friend called them the Goth gardener - he struck me as very dark.

Haven't seen the others on BBCAmerica, but have seen LLB on decorating
shows. No thanks. BTW, don't give a rats a** about their private lives.

Cheryl

On 8/5/07 7:11 PM, in article
, "Amos Nomore"
wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 8/5/07 5:48 PM, in article
, "Amos Nomore"
wrote:

In article , Charlie wrote:

On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:51:09 -0600, Amos Nomore
wrote:

In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

We'll be expecting pictures in abpg, thank you.

I am passionate about passionate. Once the cabbage is deposited to my
accounts in the Caymans, TV gardening will never be the same.

Be still my beating heart..... Since my ISP doesn't support binary groups,
make sure you post those shots to a website. Are we reading the next
Charlie Dimmock?

Let's not let our hopes get away from us.

As I have since read the Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen is also a TV gardener, I'd
rather have another Charlie....
C

On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:54:11 -0400, rachael simpson
wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

Is grammar something which went extinct with the other tens of
thousands of extinctions?

Does it count that my garden was ON television?

On 8/6/07 7:46 AM, in article ,
"jangchub" wrote:

On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:54:11 -0400, rachael simpson
wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

Is grammar something which went extinct with the other tens of
thousands of extinctions?
I thing grammar is extinct in the public school system; teaching it impacted
students self esteem.

Does it count that my garden was ON television?
Yes.

C

In article
,
Billy Rose wrote:

In article ,
Amos Nomore wrote:

In article ,
rachael simpson wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

This production needs a name. I don't think "Gardening is a Drag" will
fly. Suggestions?

Ves H H
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H Tite In chemistry, this is Trans Vestite

as opposed to Ves H Tite
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H H Cis Vestite

Yes, and these monomers are the building blocks of spandex tite material.

Hummm. Pooftas among the primroses? Nah, Parliament has already done
that one. Tulips too many? Randy rutabagas and other sorrows? The Lay of
the Land? Cute Cucurbits and Other Pleasures? Buzz in the Blossoms? Is
that a Zucchini Plant or is It Just Happy to See Me?

Next

Tulips Too Many! Brilliant!!

In article ,
Janet Baraclough wrote:

The message
from Amos Nomore contains these words:

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

Sorry to dash your hopes, Amy, but you're a decade too late.

Here in the UK we've already had our fill of TV garden presenters who
cultivate sexual ambiguity. There was the two-pronged appeal of butch
and braless beerswilling one-of-the-guys-gal Charlie Dimmock. Plus her
side-kick Tommy the handyman, 6ft of scowling muscle in tiny tight
white shorts and bondage-strap webbing tool belt. Bob Flowerdew with a
waist-length blond hair plait, who talks a great deal about rubber, and
doubleskin polytunnels . Camp, limp-wristed, flowing silk-shirt Lawrence
Llewellyn Bowen, a sultry pouter with bigger hair than Joan Collins and
only slightly less mascara..and his sidekick bit of rough, Diarmuid
Gavin. (All of them in longterm hetero partnerships IRL).

Janet.



Is there ANYthing which can be conceived that has not already been
executed?

I am in tatters.

Changing potential careers,
Doubleskin Polytunnel
(my new porn star name)

In article , Charlie wrote:

On Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:34:29 -0600, Amos Nomore
wrote:

In article
,
Billy Rose wrote:

In article ,
Amos Nomore wrote:

In article ,
rachael simpson wrote:

Amos Nomore wrote:
In article ,
Matt Kirkham wrote:

ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT PASSIONATE? TV COMPANY SEEKS TRADITIONAL
PLANTSMAN OR PLANTSWOMAN FOR NEW TV PROJECT. YOU WILL KNOWLEDGABLE,
CONFIDENT, HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A NO-NONSENSE APPROACH
TO BE
BOTH GARDENING AND PEOPLE. NO TV EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.

I have no experience but I would be willing to garden in women's
clothing if you can guarantee that it will make me a *star*.

Amos going on Amy

Oh goody! maybe they will do co-hosts, so that way we can see Charlie
in
his garden get up that billy teased him about in the past......

lol!

With this degree of brainstorming and talent, us Yanks'll surely beat
'em to the punch.

This production needs a name. I don't think "Gardening is a Drag" will
fly. Suggestions?

Ves H H
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H Tite In chemistry, this is Trans Vestite

as opposed to Ves H Tite
\ / /
C - C
/ / \
H H H Cis Vestite

Yes, and these monomers are the building blocks of spandex tite material.

Hummm. Pooftas among the primroses? Nah, Parliament has already done
that one. Tulips too many? Randy rutabagas and other sorrows? The Lay of
the Land? Cute Cucurbits and Other Pleasures? Buzz in the Blossoms? Is
that a Zucchini Plant or is It Just Happy to See Me?

Next

Tulips Too Many! Brilliant!!

Theme music? "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips" - Tiny Tim, of course.

Perfect! Hope springs eternal.

On Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:18:25 -0400, Cheryl Isaak
wrote:

Is grammar something which went extinct with the other tens of
thousands of extinctions?

I thing grammar is extinct in the public school system; teaching it impacted
students self esteem.

Yes, I know this to be true and possibly one of the most obnoxious
parenting I've seen to date. Everyone doesn't win. It's okay to
lose. Actually, we probably lose more than we win, so training to
lose gracefully is indelibly more important and relavent than the
inappropriate of self-agrandizement children are subject to. It makes
me very glad I never had children. I imagine it is a much harder job
to raise children today than it was when I was a child in the 50s.

Does it count that my garden was ON television?
Yes.

C

Oh good! My garden was on television more than once. If they saw it
now they'd wonder where or when the elephant would be coming through
the bush! It's wild back there.

I'll also be published next issue of Mandala magazine; a Tibetan
Buddhist magazine and the article is about gardening without killing.
I've been published before, but I think this will always be the
shining moment for me.

v

On 8/7/07 10:32 AM, in article ,
"jangchub" wrote:

On Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:18:25 -0400, Cheryl Isaak
wrote:

Is grammar something which went extinct with the other tens of
thousands of extinctions?

I thing grammar is extinct in the public school system; teaching it impacted
students self esteem.

Yes, I know this to be true and possibly one of the most obnoxious
parenting I've seen to date. Everyone doesn't win. It's okay to
lose. Actually, we probably lose more than we win, so training to
lose gracefully is indelibly more important and relavent than the
inappropriate of self-agrandizement children are subject to. It makes
me very glad I never had children. I imagine it is a much harder job
to raise children today than it was when I was a child in the 50s.

Actually, that was a direct quote from a retiring public school teacher.
She's gone to private school to (her quote) "where I can actually teach".
She's about 5-6 years older than me and was the only teacher my son said he
actually could respect, rather than just show respect.

Does it count that my garden was ON television?
Yes.

C

Oh good! My garden was on television more than once. If they saw it
now they'd wonder where or when the elephant would be coming through
the bush! It's wild back there.

I'll also be published next issue of Mandala magazine; a Tibetan
Buddhist magazine and the article is about gardening without killing.
I've been published before, but I think this will always be the
shining moment for me.

v
Huzzah for you! I've only been published in technical journals or daylily
related newsletters.
C