"Phoenix" wrote in message .com...
"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

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theoneflasehaddock

"Phoenix" wrote in message .com...
"The Cunning Linguist :Þ" wrote in message
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"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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| heh, my first year not living in a dorm or my parents house, so I'm
planting
| quite a bit... I'm wondering what everyone else is planting?
|
| The list here so far...
| pink forget-me-nots, Lathyris (so-called perrenial sweatpeas. One
has
| germinated, after being planted 2 days ago), Nasturtium (couple
colors,
| supposedly leaves are good in salad, sweet william (black, of
course),
mixed
| snapdragons, Campanula (canturbury bells), fennel, dill, cucumbers,
violets,
| shasta daisies, Platycodon (balloonflowers), various morning
glories,
green
| peppers, purple ruffles basil, greek basil, a few types of poppy
(pink,
orange,
| red, white, and red with a black center), green onions, and garlic.
|

What a fag

Was that the best your microscopic intellect could come up with, fOtty?
You're a sad piece of greasy trash. :-)
P

No, his intellect couldn't come up with that. Someone must be helping him.

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theoneflasehaddock

"Phoenix" wrote in message .com...
"The Cunning Linguist :Þ" wrote in message
...

"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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| heh, my first year not living in a dorm or my parents house, so I'm
planting
| quite a bit... I'm wondering what everyone else is planting?
|
| The list here so far...
| pink forget-me-nots, Lathyris (so-called perrenial sweatpeas. One
has
| germinated, after being planted 2 days ago), Nasturtium (couple
colors,
| supposedly leaves are good in salad, sweet william (black, of
course),
mixed
| snapdragons, Campanula (canturbury bells), fennel, dill, cucumbers,
violets,
| shasta daisies, Platycodon (balloonflowers), various morning
glories,
green
| peppers, purple ruffles basil, greek basil, a few types of poppy
(pink,
orange,
| red, white, and red with a black center), green onions, and garlic.
|

What a fag

Was that the best your microscopic intellect could come up with, fOtty?
You're a sad piece of greasy trash. :-)
P

No, his intellect couldn't come up with that. Someone must be helping him.

-
theoneflasehaddock

"Phoenix" wrote in message .com...
"The Cunning Linguist :Þ" wrote in message
...

"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
...
| heh, my first year not living in a dorm or my parents house, so I'm
planting
| quite a bit... I'm wondering what everyone else is planting?
|
| The list here so far...
| pink forget-me-nots, Lathyris (so-called perrenial sweatpeas. One
has
| germinated, after being planted 2 days ago), Nasturtium (couple
colors,
| supposedly leaves are good in salad, sweet william (black, of
course),
mixed
| snapdragons, Campanula (canturbury bells), fennel, dill, cucumbers,
violets,
| shasta daisies, Platycodon (balloonflowers), various morning
glories,
green
| peppers, purple ruffles basil, greek basil, a few types of poppy
(pink,
orange,
| red, white, and red with a black center), green onions, and garlic.
|

What a fag

Was that the best your microscopic intellect could come up with, fOtty?
You're a sad piece of greasy trash. :-)
P

No, his intellect couldn't come up with that. Someone must be helping him.

-
theoneflasehaddock

"Phoenix" wrote in message .com...
"The Cunning Linguist :Þ" wrote in message
...

"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
...
| heh, my first year not living in a dorm or my parents house, so I'm
planting
| quite a bit... I'm wondering what everyone else is planting?
|
| The list here so far...
| pink forget-me-nots, Lathyris (so-called perrenial sweatpeas. One
has
| germinated, after being planted 2 days ago), Nasturtium (couple
colors,
| supposedly leaves are good in salad, sweet william (black, of
course),
mixed
| snapdragons, Campanula (canturbury bells), fennel, dill, cucumbers,
violets,
| shasta daisies, Platycodon (balloonflowers), various morning
glories,
green
| peppers, purple ruffles basil, greek basil, a few types of poppy
(pink,
orange,
| red, white, and red with a black center), green onions, and garlic.
|

What a fag

Was that the best your microscopic intellect could come up with, fOtty?
You're a sad piece of greasy trash. :-)
P

No, his intellect couldn't come up with that. Someone must be helping him.

-
theoneflasehaddock

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theoneflasehaddock writes
"Phoenix" wrote in message news:sI_3c.89676$eL2.4679555@twist
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Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

How about wrapping them in chicken wire, that should slow the squirrels
down. Or put poly bubble foam staked out over the bulbs untill they
start to come up...

-
theoneflasehaddock

--
Shez
Shez's Garden at http://www.oldcity.f2s.com/shez/

On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 21:52:45 +0000, Shez wrote:

In article ,
theoneflasehaddock writes
"Phoenix" wrote in message news:sI_3c.89676$eL2.4679555@twist
er.southeast.rr.com...
"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
...
Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

How about wrapping them in chicken wire, that should slow the squirrels
down. Or put poly bubble foam staked out over the bulbs untill they
start to come up...

When encountering squirrel problems, I've found it useful to capture
one of the squirrels, then crucify him on a tiny little cross and
place this in the garden near the vegetables they go for.

You can make a serviceable one out of two popsicle sticks, the best
approach is to use an old shoelace to lash them firmly together at
right angles to one another. Don't use a nail, the wood they make
popsicle sticks from is too light to bear a nail, the sticks will
simply splinter if you do that.

Next capture the squirrel, bait the trap with a clove of garlic, and
for best results cut the garlic open to release the smell in the air.

Finally, get the squirrel out of the cage, wear heavy gardening gloves
for this. A paperclip is best for nailing him to the cross, drive one
end through is little wrist, then wrap the paperclip back around so he
can't escape. Again, don't use nails for this.

Then place this in the garden, being careful not to kill the squirrel,
because that's THE WHOLE POINT, HIS PATHETIC SHRIEKING CRIES FOR HELP
WILL TERRIFY THE SQUIRREL POPULATION FOR MILES AROUND, NOT TO MENTION
YOUR NEIGHBORS WHO PROBABLY HAVE EYES ON YOUR VEGGIES ALSO, DON'T
TRUST THEM. And if it doesn't reduce your problem, WHO CARES, THIS IS
WHAT I CALL FUN!

HTH



--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

West Bank to be redeveloped as Palestinian Heritage Theme Park.

On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 21:52:45 +0000, Shez wrote:

In article ,
theoneflasehaddock writes
"Phoenix" wrote in message news:sI_3c.89676$eL2.4679555@twist
er.southeast.rr.com...
"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
...
Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

How about wrapping them in chicken wire, that should slow the squirrels
down. Or put poly bubble foam staked out over the bulbs untill they
start to come up...

When encountering squirrel problems, I've found it useful to capture
one of the squirrels, then crucify him on a tiny little cross and
place this in the garden near the vegetables they go for.

You can make a serviceable one out of two popsicle sticks, the best
approach is to use an old shoelace to lash them firmly together at
right angles to one another. Don't use a nail, the wood they make
popsicle sticks from is too light to bear a nail, the sticks will
simply splinter if you do that.

Next capture the squirrel, bait the trap with a clove of garlic, and
for best results cut the garlic open to release the smell in the air.

Finally, get the squirrel out of the cage, wear heavy gardening gloves
for this. A paperclip is best for nailing him to the cross, drive one
end through is little wrist, then wrap the paperclip back around so he
can't escape. Again, don't use nails for this.

Then place this in the garden, being careful not to kill the squirrel,
because that's THE WHOLE POINT, HIS PATHETIC SHRIEKING CRIES FOR HELP
WILL TERRIFY THE SQUIRREL POPULATION FOR MILES AROUND, NOT TO MENTION
YOUR NEIGHBORS WHO PROBABLY HAVE EYES ON YOUR VEGGIES ALSO, DON'T
TRUST THEM. And if it doesn't reduce your problem, WHO CARES, THIS IS
WHAT I CALL FUN!

HTH



--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

West Bank to be redeveloped as Palestinian Heritage Theme Park.

On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 21:52:45 +0000, Shez cacked
this treat out!!

In article ,
theoneflasehaddock writes
"Phoenix" wrote in message news:sI_3c.89676$eL2.4679555@twist
er.southeast.rr.com...
"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
...
Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

How about wrapping them in chicken wire, that should slow the squirrels
down. Or put poly bubble foam staked out over the bulbs untill they
start to come up...

-
theoneflasehaddock

i recommend using a super soaker...works on the nasty *******
marrauding catz what try to shit and dig things up on moi laaaaaaand!

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no ****in smilies in uk.misc!

new sig coming sooooooon........hehehe

I'm planting seeds of desperation






()

I'm going to cut the soles off of my shoes
climb a tree and learn how to play the flute

I'm planting seeds of desperation






()

I'm going to cut the soles off of my shoes
climb a tree and learn how to play the flute

theoneflasehaddock wrote in message
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"Phoenix" wrote in message
.com...
"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

7 out of 10 Squirrels like garlic for an appetitzer pleasure before they
partake of crocus.I would suggest the use of land or trip mines especially
very tiny bounching bettys.Then again , you might want to think in terms of
constructing a medieval like moat around your garden. I do not think that
catapults will be
nessecary especially if said moats are stocked with crocodiles or piranha..
Just be sure to raise your draw-bridge immediately after leaving your
garden.

you're welcome [ in advance ]
The green gardener,
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah

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theoneflasehaddock

theoneflasehaddock wrote in message
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"Phoenix" wrote in message
.com...
"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

7 out of 10 Squirrels like garlic for an appetitzer pleasure before they
partake of crocus.I would suggest the use of land or trip mines especially
very tiny bounching bettys.Then again , you might want to think in terms of
constructing a medieval like moat around your garden. I do not think that
catapults will be
nessecary especially if said moats are stocked with crocodiles or piranha..
Just be sure to raise your draw-bridge immediately after leaving your
garden.

you're welcome [ in advance ]
The green gardener,
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah

-
theoneflasehaddock

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iiiiii@iiiii.? writes

theoneflasehaddock wrote in message
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"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

7 out of 10 Squirrels like garlic for an appetitzer pleasure before they
partake of crocus.I would suggest the use of land or trip mines especially
very tiny bounching bettys.Then again , you might want to think in terms of
constructing a medieval like moat around your garden. I do not think that
catapults will be
nessecary especially if said moats are stocked with crocodiles or piranha..
Just be sure to raise your draw-bridge immediately after leaving your
garden.

you're welcome [ in advance ]
The green gardener,
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah

-
theoneflasehaddock



You don't think this is a tiny bit over the top... Mostly moats were
built to keep humans out not Squirrels, and the cost involved would be
such that stocking your whole garden with bulbs for squirrels to eat for
the next hundred years might be slightly cheaper...
not that I want to put you down or anything, your ideas are very
imaginative... if somewhat insane...
--
Shez
Shez's Garden at http://www.oldcity.f2s.com/shez/

In article , gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
iiiiii@iiiii.? writes

theoneflasehaddock wrote in message
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"Phoenix" wrote in message
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"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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Subject: So what all are people planting this spring?

Squirrels got every single crocus bulb I planted within 24 hours from
when I
planted them. *******s.

Just a thought, flace, but you might try planting some Garlic cloves on
top of the Crocus. The little buggers might not smell them with Garlic
on top. :-)
P

That's a great idea, Phoenix, thanks.

I've got a bunch of garlic cloves to plant anyways. Perhaps I will do
that with the rest of my bulbs. Or at least some...

7 out of 10 Squirrels like garlic for an appetitzer pleasure before they
partake of crocus.I would suggest the use of land or trip mines especially
very tiny bounching bettys.Then again , you might want to think in terms of
constructing a medieval like moat around your garden. I do not think that
catapults will be
nessecary especially if said moats are stocked with crocodiles or piranha..
Just be sure to raise your draw-bridge immediately after leaving your
garden.

you're welcome [ in advance ]
The green gardener,
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah

-
theoneflasehaddock



You don't think this is a tiny bit over the top... Mostly moats were
built to keep humans out not Squirrels, and the cost involved would be
such that stocking your whole garden with bulbs for squirrels to eat for
the next hundred years might be slightly cheaper...
not that I want to put you down or anything, your ideas are very
imaginative... if somewhat insane...
--
Shez
Shez's Garden at http://www.oldcity.f2s.com/shez/