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Bush and his religion?
"Vox Humana" wrote in message ... "cat daddy" wrote in message ... "Vox Humana" wrote in message ... snip A couple of years ago some Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door early on a Saturday morning. The spokesperson of the group asked, "Do you have time to be saved from eternal damnation?" I thought for a minute and replied, "No, I'm too busy today. Maybe some other time." She looked stunned and in a sarcastic tone she said "You're too busy to be saved." I replied, "Yes." She left a Watch Tower and moved on to her next victim. Now when I see them coming (they always come in groups of a couple women and a man. The women always have huge purses.) I put our big male shar pei on the porch and close the door. They have never dared open the gate on the porch. I guess saving people from eternal damnation isn't worth the bother sometimes. The Jehovah's Witnesses on my side of town are only interested in Spanish speaking converts. Whenever they rattle the gate, they always ask if any Spanish speakers are in the house. I always respond, in Spanish, that no Spanish speakers live here. They say thanks and go away. Works every time...... }:-) I don't know why they are so persistent. As I understand it, they believe that only 400,000 people will make it to heaven. Surely all the spots are filled already. Maybe those who get the most converts get to move up on the waiting list..... I'm happy that no gringos need apply from my neighbourhood...... When I was about 5 years old, a JW came to the door and wanted a donation for a copy of the Watchtower. One of the acceptable items was a bar of soap. When my mother found out what happened, she grabbed me and caught up with the con artists around the corner. My normally mild-mannered mother reamed them good for taking advantage of a little boy. That has always stuck with me......... |
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