"Hound Dog" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Chelsea Christenson" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
....to plant this spring in a spot where disgusting dog owners like
to
stop
their filthy beasts on my property. Shrub must be capable of
inflicting
enough damage to send the dog to the vet.

The dogs aren't deciding where to stop. Mutilate the owners.


Great idea, but unfortunately, I'm not always around to greet the
assholes.
I'm home today, though, and saw something unbelievable. A slimeball was
walking her dog. She began with the usual routine - letting her dog
investigate the edge of my neighbor's lawn where it meets the street.
Then,
she wandered RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE of a 50' deep lawn, let the dog crap,
and
cleaned it up. Where the hell do some dog owners get the idea that this
sort
of thing is acceptable???

At least she cleaned up after her dog. Most would not have.

Yeah...but the middle of the damned lawn? Hey....why not just come right
into the house?





Home owners, if caught, should receive heavy fines for allowing their dogs
to use the neighborhood as a toilet.

Apartment buildings that permit tenants to have dogs should be required by
law to have a fenced in area where dogs must be walked.