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Had a blonde day!
My sincere apologies to all blondes for the unwarranted aspersion cast
upon them by the above heading. Guess I could have called it a "seniors' day", but that's getting too close to home for comfort. It was time for the weekly fertilising of my orchids. I measured out 70 ml of concentrate, filled up the sprayer with water, & shook it thoroughly to ensure the fertiliser was properly dissolved. Pumped it up, slung it over my shoulder, & headed out to the orchids. Carefully squirted each pot with the appropriate amount; had a bit left over, so also squirted several small cycads & other young plants. Best part of an hour's work all told. Went back to the preparation area to clean out the sprayer. Guess what? There still on the bench was the 70 ml of fertiliser concentrate! If anyone ever tells you Aussies can swear, you'd better *#@#%&$#@@!!! believe it! Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. |
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ROFLMAO.....
Kye. "Dave Gillingham" wrote in message ... My sincere apologies to all blondes for the unwarranted aspersion cast upon them by the above heading. Guess I could have called it a "seniors' day", but that's getting too close to home for comfort. It was time for the weekly fertilising of my orchids. I measured out 70 ml of concentrate, filled up the sprayer with water, & shook it thoroughly to ensure the fertiliser was properly dissolved. Pumped it up, slung it over my shoulder, & headed out to the orchids. Carefully squirted each pot with the appropriate amount; had a bit left over, so also squirted several small cycads & other young plants. Best part of an hour's work all told. Went back to the preparation area to clean out the sprayer. Guess what? There still on the bench was the 70 ml of fertiliser concentrate! If anyone ever tells you Aussies can swear, you'd better *#@#%&$#@@!!! believe it! Dave Gillingham -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- To email me remove the .private from my email address. |
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Dave Gillingham wrote:
My sincere apologies to all blondes for the unwarranted aspersion cast upon them by the above heading. Guess I could have called it a "seniors' day", but that's getting too close to home for comfort. It was time for the weekly fertilising of my orchids. I measured out 70 ml of concentrate, filled up the sprayer with water, & shook it thoroughly to ensure the fertiliser was properly dissolved. Pumped it up, slung it over my shoulder, & headed out to the orchids. Carefully squirted each pot with the appropriate amount; had a bit left over, so also squirted several small cycads & other young plants. Best part of an hour's work all told. Went back to the preparation area to clean out the sprayer. Guess what? There still on the bench was the 70 ml of fertiliser concentrate! If anyone ever tells you Aussies can swear, you'd better *#@#%&$#@@!!! believe it! Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. Glad you shook it up so well! :-Þ -- Reka This is LIFE! It's not a rehearsal. Don't miss it! http://www.rolbox.it/hukari/index.html |
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 15:32:35 +0200, Reka
wrote: Dave Gillingham wrote: My sincere apologies to all blondes for the unwarranted aspersion cast upon them by the above heading. Guess I could have called it a "seniors' day", but that's getting too close to home for comfort. Went back to the preparation area to clean out the sprayer. Guess what? There still on the bench was the 70 ml of fertiliser concentrate! If anyone ever tells you Aussies can swear, you'd better *#@#%&$#@@!!! believe it! Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. Glad you shook it up so well! :-? -- Reka Welcome to the club. SuE http://orchids.legolas.org/gallery/albums.php |
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dusty wrote:
It's called CRS disease (can't remember s@## (stuff)) caused by graying hair. I call it Halfheimers disease. I just forget half of the stuff I'm supposed to. -- Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com 1) There is always room for one more orchid 2) There is always room for two more orchids 2a) See rule 1 3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more orchids, obtain more credit |
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Starts way earlier than does grey hair, at least in my family.
-- Kenni Judd Juno Beach Orchids http://www.jborchids.com "Rob Halgren" wrote in message ... dusty wrote: It's called CRS disease (can't remember s@## (stuff)) caused by graying hair. I call it Halfheimers disease. I just forget half of the stuff I'm supposed to. -- Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com 1) There is always room for one more orchid 2) There is always room for two more orchids 2a) See rule 1 3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more orchids, obtain more credit |
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 19:48:20 +1000, Dave Gillingham
wrote: My sincere apologies to all blondes for the unwarranted aspersion cast upon them by the above heading. Guess I could have called it a "seniors' day", but that's getting too close to home for comfort. It was time for the weekly fertilising of my orchids. I measured out 70 ml of concentrate, filled up the sprayer with water, & shook it thoroughly to ensure the fertiliser was properly dissolved. Pumped it up, slung it over my shoulder, & headed out to the orchids. Carefully squirted each pot with the appropriate amount; had a bit left over, so also squirted several small cycads & other young plants. Best part of an hour's work all told. Went back to the preparation area to clean out the sprayer. Guess what? There still on the bench was the 70 ml of fertiliser concentrate! If anyone ever tells you Aussies can swear, you'd better *#@#%&$#@@!!! believe it! Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. Dave, been there done that an NEVER EVER Admitted it to a living soul! Dave |
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Kenni Judd wrote:
Starts way earlier than does grey hair, at least in my family. Right, Kenni, me too! I had my first blond hairs at the tender age of 3 months or so... ;-) -- Reka This is LIFE! It's not a rehearsal. Don't miss it! http://www.rolbox.it/hukari/index.html |
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That reminded me to go back yo some *very* old photos. From babyhood
to about 8 years I was white blond - seems fate kicked in yesterday! Then it gradually went red - hence the bad temper when something stupid happens. Now, I suppose the polite term is ash-blond? Never had a chance, did I? On Wed, 06 Apr 2005 07:32:29 +0200, Reka wrote: Kenni Judd wrote: Starts way earlier than does grey hair, at least in my family. Right, Kenni, me too! I had my first blond hairs at the tender age of 3 months or so... ;-) Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. |
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 21:57:18 -0400, Dave Fouchey
wrote: On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 19:48:20 +1000, Dave Gillingham wrote: My sincere apologies to all blondes for the unwarranted aspersion cast upon them by the above heading. Guess I could have called it a "seniors' day", but that's getting too close to home for comfort. It was time for the weekly fertilising of my orchids. I measured out 70 ml of concentrate, filled up the sprayer with water, & shook it thoroughly to ensure the fertiliser was properly dissolved. Pumped it up, slung it over my shoulder, & headed out to the orchids. Carefully squirted each pot with the appropriate amount; had a bit left over, so also squirted several small cycads & other young plants. Best part of an hour's work all told. Went back to the preparation area to clean out the sprayer. Guess what? There still on the bench was the 70 ml of fertiliser concentrate! If anyone ever tells you Aussies can swear, you'd better *#@#%&$#@@!!! believe it! Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. Dave, been there done that an NEVER EVER Admitted it to a living soul! Dave Ah, Dave - but if you can laugh at yourself the world might laugh with you. Certainly, if you take yourself too seriously, the world will laugh *at* you. I just report selective incidents ;-} & hope you enjoy them. Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. |
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Went out & did it all again today. At least, this time the measuring
cup was empty when I went back to clean up. Just so long as I actually *remembered* to measure it out in the beginning ..... On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 19:48:20 +1000, Dave Gillingham wrote: My sincere apologies to all blondes for the unwarranted aspersion cast upon them by the above heading. Guess I could have called it a "seniors' day", but that's getting too close to home for comfort. It was time for the weekly fertilising of my orchids. I measured out 70 ml of concentrate, filled up the sprayer with water, & shook it thoroughly to ensure the fertiliser was properly dissolved. Pumped it up, slung it over my shoulder, & headed out to the orchids. Carefully squirted each pot with the appropriate amount; had a bit left over, so also squirted several small cycads & other young plants. Best part of an hour's work all told. Went back to the preparation area to clean out the sprayer. Guess what? There still on the bench was the 70 ml of fertiliser concentrate! If anyone ever tells you Aussies can swear, you'd better *#@#%&$#@@!!! believe it! Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. |
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How about covering up until one looks like a space alien complete with mask,
measuring out the Orthene or Physan, attaching the hose-end sprayer, and half way through the process realizing that suddenly Orthene doesn't have a crappy odor anymore? Hmm? Water never did kill thrips, as far as I know! LOL Diana |
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Diana, look at the silver lining: Had there been anything toxic in
your water supply, you were quite safe. You might have *drunk* it, but at least your lungs were safe! And my orchids were very lovingly & individually watered. PS how are the fingers coming on? On Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:28:39 GMT, "Diana Kulaga" wrote: How about covering up until one looks like a space alien complete with mask, measuring out the Orthene or Physan, attaching the hose-end sprayer, and half way through the process realizing that suddenly Orthene doesn't have a crappy odor anymore? Hmm? Water never did kill thrips, as far as I know! LOL Diana Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. |
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PS how are the fingers coming on?
You are sweet to remember that, Dave. I think I need to go back to physical therapy. At the first of the year, I was doing quite well, and with the exercises, etc, I thought I could handle the rest myself. But that traitorous pinkie is curling up again, and my hand is weak. That is unacceptable, so I will go back for more treatment. The good news is that it doesn't hurt very much. DianaTo email me remove the .private from my email address. |
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