I'm disgusted with this team. I pay big bucks for performance and we get
knocked out of the pond playoffs in the first round. What the heck is going on
here! I got fat outfielders, slow and lumbering, last to the dinner plate,
overrun by rookies. I got.infielders that like to party, haha, have a great
time at boss's expense.They love to eat, but where are the sparkling plays?
Pondpitchers a disgrace, interested only in feeding at the cereal trough, never
a thought to the Championship.I spend money, I expect results and they better
be good or the're out, plenty of other teams around, trade 'em all for a fin.
Everybody wants to wear the orange pinstripes. On a happier note, we
would like to introduce our newest aquisition all the way from Japan. I give
you KoiMatsui, eater of outfield grass, the wetter the better, heavy hitter of
renown, worthy off extra rations, ( honorable too) and the latest hope of this
pond franchise. See you in September, make no mistake. Regards, Owner