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I'm disgusted with this team. I pay big bucks for performance and we get
knocked out of the pond playoffs in the first round. What the heck is going on here! I got fat outfielders, slow and lumbering, last to the dinner plate, overrun by rookies. I got.infielders that like to party, haha, have a great time at boss's expense.They love to eat, but where are the sparkling plays? Pondpitchers a disgrace, interested only in feeding at the cereal trough, never a thought to the Championship.I spend money, I expect results and they better be good or the're out, plenty of other teams around, trade 'em all for a fin. Everybody wants to wear the orange pinstripes. On a happier note, we would like to introduce our newest aquisition all the way from Japan. I give you KoiMatsui, eater of outfield grass, the wetter the better, heavy hitter of renown, worthy off extra rations, ( honorable too) and the latest hope of this pond franchise. See you in September, make no mistake. Regards, Owner |
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"Heritage58" wrote in message
... I'm disgusted with this team. I pay big bucks for performance and we get knocked out of the pond playoffs in the first round. What the heck is going on here! I got fat outfielders, slow and lumbering, last to the dinner plate, overrun by rookies. I got.infielders that like to party, haha, have a great time at boss's expense.They love to eat, but where are the sparkling plays? Pondpitchers a disgrace, interested only in feeding at the cereal trough, never a thought to the Championship.I spend money, I expect results and they better be good or the're out, plenty of other teams around, trade 'em all for a fin. Everybody wants to wear the orange pinstripes. On a happier note, we would like to introduce our newest aquisition all the way from Japan. I give you KoiMatsui, eater of outfield grass, the wetter the better, heavy hitter of renown, worthy off extra rations, ( honorable too) and the latest hope of this pond franchise. See you in September, make no mistake. Regards, Owner I hope I speak for more then myself when I say..."Huh?" BV. |
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Oh BV, pond baseball is a seasonal favorite. You must have figured out by now that we're all a little tilted of center. Some of us more than others in certain subjects. Let me tell you about the water gardening labradors who were sent to earth to drive me insane... k30a |
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Thanks for explaining our pond baseball, K30!
Heritage, hang in there.... your team may not turn out as awful as you think ;-) Nedra http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836 http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118 "K30a" wrote in message ... Oh BV, pond baseball is a seasonal favorite. You must have figured out by now that we're all a little tilted of center. Some of us more than others in certain subjects. Let me tell you about the water gardening labradors who were sent to earth to drive me insane... k30a |
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Nedra wrote:
Thanks for explaining our pond baseball, K30! Heritage, hang in there.... your team may not turn out as awful as you think ;-) Nedra http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836 http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118 "K30a" wrote in message ... Oh BV, pond baseball is a seasonal favorite. You must have figured out by now that we're all a little tilted of center. Some of us more than others in certain subjects. Let me tell you about the water gardening labradors who were sent to earth to drive me insane... k30a I welcome any diversion - I don't want to work! We need more posts!!! -- Bonnie NJ |
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bv, this pond baseball owner checks in with us a few times a year, talking
about his team. i find it very funny. not sure if he is a yankee lover or not, though. but his team is based on the yankees, who have a new player from japan affectionately called 'godzilla'. he's supposedly a good hitter. of course, i'm a braves fan. i can't believe they let glavine go to the mets! that'll come back to haunt them, i'm afraid. mad -- It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. From: "BenignVanilla" Reply-To: "BenignVanilla" Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Thu, 27 Feb 2003 09:36:26 -0500 Subject: pond baseball "Heritage58" wrote in message ... I'm disgusted with this team. I pay big bucks for performance and we get knocked out of the pond playoffs in the first round. What the heck is going on here! I got fat outfielders, slow and lumbering, last to the dinner plate, overrun by rookies. I got.infielders that like to party, haha, have a great time at boss's expense.They love to eat, but where are the sparkling plays? Pondpitchers a disgrace, interested only in feeding at the cereal trough, never a thought to the Championship.I spend money, I expect results and they better be good or the're out, plenty of other teams around, trade 'em all for a fin. Everybody wants to wear the orange pinstripes. On a happier note, we would like to introduce our newest aquisition all the way from Japan. I give you KoiMatsui, eater of outfield grass, the wetter the better, heavy hitter of renown, worthy off extra rations, ( honorable too) and the latest hope of this pond franchise. See you in September, make no mistake. Regards, Owner I hope I speak for more then myself when I say..."Huh?" BV. -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 80,000 Newsgroups - 16 Different Servers! =----- |
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"K30a" wrote in message
... Oh BV, pond baseball is a seasonal favorite. You must have figured out by now that we're all a little tilted of center. Some of us more than others in certain subjects. Let me tell you about the water gardening labradors who were sent to earth to drive me insane... That clears it up. BV. |
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"Bonnie Espenshade" wrote in message
... snip I welcome any diversion - I don't want to work! We need more posts!!! snip I concur! I keep finding myself trying to come up with new questions, just so I can spur some threads. Unfortunately, my new pond hole keeps getting buried under more and more snow. I am at a standstill in my design until I can get out there. BV. |
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BV wrote my new pond hole keeps getting buried
under more and more snow Our pond took several summers to build. Most of its pre-water life the hole spent its time as a boys only or girls only fort. Many caves and super secert lairs where dug into its sides to hide action figures and rock monsters. A whole batch of puppies used it for their base for puppy wars, their beagle mother liked to herd them in there so she could watch them from the side - kindof like a puppy playpen. Many excuses were found for not digging the pond this weekend, next weekend, a whole month of weekends. - grass needed cutting, always. Too many rocks, maybe some of these rocks were Indian artifacts (the famous Kennewick Man skeleton was found about five miles from our house), maybe these rocks were Kennewick Man's kitchen utensils. Too hot, too cold, too windy. Finally I took to watching HGTV where every garden had a pond. I called it 'the everybody has a pond but me' channel. All ponds seem to be done in a day. Time had come for drastic action. I started getting lily divides from Jan and filling up the children's toy tubs with water to store them. The labrador started eating the lilies. Clearly they would be safer in the pond? DH enslaved the children and the pond was finished in a week. The labrador still ate the lilies but there was water in the backyard - this is soooooooo cool!!! I even managed to earn $75 by writing up the building of the pond saga and selling it speciality magazine of Better Homes and Gardens. Its in a file here somewhere...... k30a |
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wowow.... winter is longer for some people than others. Ingrid
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