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Why Men die younger?
I don't see a problem with any of these.
It is tough being a man... =A0=A0 If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male =A0chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. =A0 If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. =A0=A0 If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. =A0=A0 If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. =A0=A0 If you cry, you're a wimp. =A0If you don't, you're an insensitive *******. If you thump her, it's wife bashing. =A0=A0If she thumps you, it's self-defense. =A0 If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. =A0=A0 If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. =A0If she asks you, it's a favor. =A0 If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. =A0=A0 If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. =A0If you don't, you're unromantic. =A0=A0 If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. =A0If you don't, you're a =A0slob. =A0 If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. =A0 If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. =A0If you don't, you're not ambitious. =A0=A0 If she has a headache, she's tired. =A0If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. =A0 If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. =A0=A0=A0=A0 NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! =A0=A0THEY WANT TO! Regards AL;-} |
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