I don't see a problem with any of these.
It is tough being a man... =A0=A0
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you're a male =A0chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work
enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. =A0
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your ass and find something better. =A0=A0
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a
job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. =A0=A0
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, it's male indifference. =A0=A0
If you cry, you're a wimp. =A0If you don't, you're an insensitive
*******.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. =A0=A0If she thumps you, it's
self-defense. =A0
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If
she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
=A0=A0
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
=A0If she asks you, it's a favor. =A0
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert. If you don't,
you're gay. =A0=A0
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
=A0If you don't, you're
unromantic. =A0=A0
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. =A0If you don't,
you're a =A0slob. =A0
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
thoughtful. =A0
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. =A0If you
don't, you're not ambitious. =A0=A0
If she has a headache, she's tired. =A0If you have a headache, you don't
love her anymore. =A0
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be
someone else. =A0=A0=A0=A0
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! =A0=A0THEY WANT TO!
Regards AL;-}

lost another one didn't ya

Wow! What kind of people do you know?! A lot of what you say is only true
if you take it to extremes. Treat women as human beings period. Of course
that only works if you treat human beings with respect. It doesn't sound
like it in what I read.

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I don't see a problem with any of these.
It is tough being a man...
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work
enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a
job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive
*******.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's
self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If
she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert. If you don't,
you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're
unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't,
you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't
love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be
someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!
Regards AL;-}