wrote in message
...
well considering what I have in mind for those damn tree rats that strip
my trees of
fruit, dig up all my non daffodil bulbs etc, teasing them is pretty mild
and
harmless. Ingrid
snip

I wonder how they taste.

BV

like gamey chicken except for the gritty part (lead shot). my fathers step mother
was part Native American and I've eaten everything except skunk. Ingrid

"Benign Vanilla" wrote:


wrote in message
...
well considering what I have in mind for those damn tree rats that strip
my trees of
fruit, dig up all my non daffodil bulbs etc, teasing them is pretty mild
and
harmless. Ingrid
snip

I wonder how they taste.

BV




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Benign Vanilla wrote:
wrote in message
...

well considering what I have in mind for those damn tree rats that strip

my trees of

fruit, dig up all my non daffodil bulbs etc, teasing them is pretty mild

and

harmless. Ingrid

snip

I wonder how they taste.

BV






Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire

(Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) by
Nat King Cole)

Listen @:
http://www.bobrivers.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=C

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(“Oh! That tickles!”)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(“Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!”)
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)
There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food

“On that, Mr. Cole, ”
“Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?”
“Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!”
”Oh,no problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin’ two of those
drumsticks, because they’re oh-so tiny and there ain’t much meat upon ‘em”
(“What about animal rights, Dave?”)
“Put a sock in it Melvin”
“You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal
ticket. Now I guess you could just say you’re my meal!”
“That’s a good one, Dave…I always knew you was the funny one in the group!”
“Damn straight!”

And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you

“Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
“Why, I’m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There’s plenty of Thagadore
left though…”


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Doh! Thanks a lot. Now I have this stupid tune in my head and it won't go
away

Well at least it isn't an Abba song.

Joe

On 6/11/04 10:27 PM, "chagoi" wrote:

Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire

(Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) by
Nat King Cole)

Listen @:
http://www.bobrivers.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=C

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(³Oh! That tickles!²)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(³Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!²)
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
(³Ho ho ho ho ho ho²)
There¹ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(³MmmmŠHey, look at that!²)
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I¹m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let¹s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food

³On that, Mr. Cole, ²
³Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?²
³Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!²
²Oh,no problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin¹ two of those
drumsticks, because they¹re oh-so tiny and there ain¹t much meat upon Œem²
(³What about animal rights, Dave?²)
³Put a sock in it Melvin²
³You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal
ticket. Now I guess you could just say you¹re my meal!²
³That¹s a good one, DaveŠI always knew you was the funny one in the group!²
³Damn straight!²

And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I¹m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you

³Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
³Why, I¹m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There¹s plenty of Thagadore
left thoughŠ²




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joe wrote:

Doh! Thanks a lot. Now I have this stupid tune in my head and it won't go
away

Well at least it isn't an Abba song.

Joe

On 6/11/04 10:27 PM, "chagoi" wrote:


Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire

(Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) by
Nat King Cole)

I'm sure Bob has a parody set to an ABBA tune ;-)

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