If it isn't bad enough that town councils won't accept sprout peelings
because they "may have shared a kitchen with a ham sandwich "....

If it ever lived it can and should be composted !
Including _me_ if i can arrange it :-)

To me it's a bit like all those people who reckon that Internet Explorer
installed a virus or spyware all by itself and you really should use this or
that alternative clunky software ....

..