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Old 21-12-2005, 09:08 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


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Old 21-12-2005, 05:43 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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Now we know don't we?


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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


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Old 21-12-2005, 05:45 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

and do remember.....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
fool.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers and friends are really dying for you to telephone them at four
in the
morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting and dribbling.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: the consumption of alcohol can cause you to scream when you wake
up and
see who's lying next to you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than you are.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in waking up in
Hospital
having got the shit kicked out of you.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
gode.
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:-)

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Regards
Bob
In Runnymede, 17 miles West of London


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Bob Hobden" wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob

Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods
on this newsgroup :-((

Mike


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Old 21-12-2005, 06:11 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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In article ,
Mike wrote:
Bob Hobden" wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob

Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods
on this newsgroup :-((


Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it?


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.


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Old 21-12-2005, 06:31 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:45:39 -0000, "Bob Hobden"
wrote:


"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

and do remember.....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.


snip
You wear a bra and panties, Bob? I shall have to revise my mental
picture of you. g
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bed and breakfast near Ludlow: http://www.stonybrook-ludlow.co.uk
Burne-Jones/William Morris window in Shropshire church: http://www.whitton-stmarys.org.uk
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"Mike" wrote in message
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Bob Hobden" wrote in message
...

"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob

Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods
on this newsgroup :-((


I don't think you are being forced to read, or contribute, to this group.

If you don't like it, then FOAD!

Alan


Mike




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"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Mike wrote:
Bob Hobden" wrote in message
...

"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob

Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods
on this newsgroup :-((


Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it?


Hey, you leave the navy out of this!

Alan



Regards,
Nick Maclaren.



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"Sally Thompson" wrote in message
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:45:39 -0000, "Bob Hobden"
wrote:


"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

and do remember.....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.


snip
You wear a bra and panties, Bob? I shall have to revise my mental
picture of you. g


Don't we all?

Perhaps I'm buying my underwear from the wrong shop!

Alan

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bed and breakfast near Ludlow: http://www.stonybrook-ludlow.co.uk
Burne-Jones/William Morris window in Shropshire church:
http://www.whitton-stmarys.org.uk



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I don't think you are being forced to read, or contribute, to this group.

If you don't like it, then FOAD!

Alan

And a Merry Christmas to you toooooooooooooooooooo




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Old 21-12-2005, 07:49 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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In article ,
Alan Holmes wrote:


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob

Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods
on this newsgroup :-((


Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it?


Hey, you leave the navy out of this!


Well, I thought that the navy was very much into keeping its spirits
at a suitable level!


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.
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Old 21-12-2005, 10:28 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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In message , Nick Maclaren
writes
In article ,
Mike wrote:
Bob Hobden" wrote in message
...

"Mike" wrote
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob

Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods
on this newsgroup :-((


Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it?

Oh well! - Merry Christmas to everyone here and a healthy and happy New
Year.
--
June Hughes
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"Nick Maclaren" wrote
Alan Holmes wrote:
Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it?


Hey, you leave the navy out of this!


Well, I thought that the navy was very much into keeping its spirits
at a suitable level!


Yes, they're a rum lot.

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Sue


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Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it?

Hey, you leave the navy out of this!


Well, I thought that the navy was very much into keeping its spirits
at a suitable level!


Yes, they're a rum lot.


I'll drink to that :-))

Merry Christmas :-))

mike


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Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it?

Oh well! - Merry Christmas to everyone here and a healthy and happy New
Year.
--
June Hughes


Many thanks and the same to you :-))

Mike


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