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.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year |
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Now we know don't we?
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"Mike" wrote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and do remember..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a fool. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers and friends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting and dribbling. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: the consumption of alcohol can cause you to scream when you wake up and see who's lying next to you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than you are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in waking up in Hospital having got the shit kicked out of you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ :-) -- Regards Bob In Runnymede, 17 miles West of London |
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Bob Hobden" wrote in message ... "Mike" wrote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods on this newsgroup :-(( Mike |
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Mike wrote: Bob Hobden" wrote in message ... "Mike" wrote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods on this newsgroup :-(( Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it? Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:45:39 -0000, "Bob Hobden"
wrote: "Mike" wrote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and do remember..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. snip You wear a bra and panties, Bob? I shall have to revise my mental picture of you. g -- Sally in Shropshire, UK bed and breakfast near Ludlow: http://www.stonybrook-ludlow.co.uk Burne-Jones/William Morris window in Shropshire church: http://www.whitton-stmarys.org.uk |
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"Mike" wrote in message ... Bob Hobden" wrote in message ... "Mike" wrote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods on this newsgroup :-(( I don't think you are being forced to read, or contribute, to this group. If you don't like it, then FOAD! Alan Mike |
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"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message ... In article , Mike wrote: Bob Hobden" wrote in message ... "Mike" wrote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods on this newsgroup :-(( Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it? Hey, you leave the navy out of this! Alan Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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"Sally Thompson" wrote in message ... On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:45:39 -0000, "Bob Hobden" wrote: "Mike" wrote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and do remember..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. snip You wear a bra and panties, Bob? I shall have to revise my mental picture of you. g Don't we all? Perhaps I'm buying my underwear from the wrong shop! Alan -- Sally in Shropshire, UK bed and breakfast near Ludlow: http://www.stonybrook-ludlow.co.uk Burne-Jones/William Morris window in Shropshire church: http://www.whitton-stmarys.org.uk |
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I don't think you are being forced to read, or contribute, to this group. If you don't like it, then FOAD! Alan And a Merry Christmas to you toooooooooooooooooooo |
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Alan Holmes wrote: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods on this newsgroup :-(( Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it? Hey, you leave the navy out of this! Well, I thought that the navy was very much into keeping its spirits at a suitable level! Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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In message , Nick Maclaren
writes In article , Mike wrote: Bob Hobden" wrote in message ... "Mike" wrote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year Bob Christmas Spirit? More like Surgical Sprit with some of the miserable sods on this newsgroup :-(( Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it? Oh well! - Merry Christmas to everyone here and a healthy and happy New Year. -- June Hughes |
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"Nick Maclaren" wrote Alan Holmes wrote: Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it? Hey, you leave the navy out of this! Well, I thought that the navy was very much into keeping its spirits at a suitable level! Yes, they're a rum lot. -- Sue |
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Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it?
Hey, you leave the navy out of this! Well, I thought that the navy was very much into keeping its spirits at a suitable level! Yes, they're a rum lot. I'll drink to that :-)) Merry Christmas :-)) mike |
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Nothing like the traditions of the navy, is it? Oh well! - Merry Christmas to everyone here and a healthy and happy New Year. -- June Hughes Many thanks and the same to you :-)) Mike |
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