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I was working with concrete today so when I came inside I used some cream on
my hands. Reading the back of the tube it listed the ingredients as:

Essential oils, water (so far so good), capric capryllic triglyceride,
cetearyl alcohol & peg-20 stearate, octyl hyrdoxy stearate, propylene
glycol, clyceryl stearate, polysorbate-80 & cetyl acetate & acetylated
lanolic alcohol, phenoxyethanol, ethylparaben & propylparaben &
methylparaben & butylparaben, fragrance, stearic acid, triethanolamine,
carbomer, fd&c yellow no.5.

It then added at the end "Made Naturally". I laughed.

Not much to do with vegetables I know.

rob



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"George.com" wrote in a message:
I was working with concrete today so when I came inside I used some cream
on my hands. Reading the back of the tube it listed the ingredients as:
Essential oils, water (so far so good), capric capryllic triglyceride,
cetearyl alcohol & peg-20 stearate, octyl hyrdoxy stearate, propylene
glycol, clyceryl stearate, polysorbate-80 & cetyl acetate & acetylated
lanolic alcohol, phenoxyethanol, ethylparaben & propylparaben &
methylparaben & butylparaben, fragrance, stearic acid, triethanolamine,
carbomer, fd&c yellow no.5.
It then added at the end "Made Naturally". I laughed.
Not much to do with vegetables I know.

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Quite frightening! Did it make your hands feel any better after application?
Two years ago I bought a job lot of Avon Moisture Therapy Hand Cream
(With Moisturising Lipid Complex) whatever that is. The ingredients aren't
as mind boggling as your cream and, after much previous trial and error with
other makes, I found that the Avon hand cream is really rather good.
I recommend it to you.

MikeCT



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| Quite frightening! Did it make your hands feel any better after application?

And, indeed, did it make your b******s feel any better after application? :-)


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"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
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In article ,
"MikeCT" writes:
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| Quite frightening! Did it make your hands feel any better after
application?

And, indeed, did it make your b******s feel any better after application?
:-)


Where did b******s come from?

Alan



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"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
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In article ,
"MikeCT" writes:
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| Quite frightening! Did it make your hands feel any better after
application?

And, indeed, did it make your b******s feel any better after application?
:-)


You need anti wrinkle cream for those.

Des



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| Quite frightening! Did it make your hands feel any better after
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And, indeed, did it make your b******s feel any better after application?
:-)


You need anti wrinkle cream for those.

Des


Don't drop the 'r' when you ask for it ;-)

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Martin wrote:
On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 16:05:07 GMT, "Alan Holmes" wrote:


Where did b******s come from?

Usually from you.



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"George.com" wrote in a message:
I was working with concrete today so when I came inside I used some cream
on my hands. Reading the back of the tube it listed the ingredients as:
Essential oils, water (so far so good), capric capryllic triglyceride,
cetearyl alcohol & peg-20 stearate, octyl hyrdoxy stearate, propylene
glycol, clyceryl stearate, polysorbate-80 & cetyl acetate & acetylated
lanolic alcohol, phenoxyethanol, ethylparaben & propylparaben &
methylparaben & butylparaben, fragrance, stearic acid, triethanolamine,
carbomer, fd&c yellow no.5.
It then added at the end "Made Naturally". I laughed.
Not much to do with vegetables I know.

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Quite frightening! Did it make your hands feel any better after

application?

yes, it has made my hands softer (and before anyone else suggests it my
******** have appreciated it). Sod if I know how it is made naturally mind,
it sounds very laboratory to me.

rob


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Avoid it and try a mouthwash.



"George.com" wrote in message
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I was working with concrete today so when I came inside I used some cream
on
my hands. Reading the back of the tube it listed the ingredients as:

Essential oils, water (so far so good), capric capryllic triglyceride,
cetearyl alcohol & peg-20 stearate, octyl hyrdoxy stearate, propylene
glycol, clyceryl stearate, polysorbate-80 & cetyl acetate & acetylated
lanolic alcohol, phenoxyethanol, ethylparaben & propylparaben &
methylparaben & butylparaben, fragrance, stearic acid, triethanolamine,
carbomer, fd&c yellow no.5.

It then added at the end "Made Naturally". I laughed.

Not much to do with vegetables I know.

rob





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In article ,
"MikeCT" writes:
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| Quite frightening! Did it make your hands feel any better after
application?

And, indeed, did it make your b******s feel any better after application?
:-)


You need anti wrinkle cream for those.


Followed by a coat of knacker lacquer. Adds a lustre to your cluster. :-))

Happy new year
Steve




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On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 15:26:49 GMT, "MikeCT"
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"George.com" wrote in a message:
I was working with concrete today so when I came inside I used some cream
on my hands. Reading the back of the tube it listed the ingredients as:
Essential oils, water (so far so good), capric capryllic triglyceride,
cetearyl alcohol & peg-20 stearate, octyl hyrdoxy stearate, propylene
glycol, clyceryl stearate, polysorbate-80 & cetyl acetate & acetylated
lanolic alcohol, phenoxyethanol, ethylparaben & propylparaben &
methylparaben & butylparaben, fragrance, stearic acid, triethanolamine,
carbomer, fd&c yellow no.5.
It then added at the end "Made Naturally". I laughed.
Not much to do with vegetables I know.

----
Quite frightening! Did it make your hands feel any better after application?
Two years ago I bought a job lot of Avon Moisture Therapy Hand Cream
(With Moisturising Lipid Complex) whatever that is. The ingredients aren't
as mind boggling as your cream and, after much previous trial and error with
other makes, I found that the Avon hand cream is really rather good.
I recommend it to you.

MikeCT


I like the Avon one and Lidl do a good cheap one too. I cannot see
the point in paying more.


Pam in Bristol
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Pam Moore wrote:
I like the Avon one and Lidl do a good cheap one too. I cannot see
the point in paying more.


Olive oil - for hands, hair and body. Because I'm worth it ;o)

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Pam Moore wrote:
I like the Avon one and Lidl do a good cheap one too. I cannot see
the point in paying more.


Olive oil - for hands, hair and body. Because I'm worth it ;o)


So your Popeye's girlfriend are you?

Mike


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"Martin" wrote in message
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On 1 Jan 2007 15:24:59 -0800, "La Puce" wrote:


Pam Moore wrote:
I like the Avon one and Lidl do a good cheap one too. I cannot see
the point in paying more.


Olive oil - for hands, hair and body. Because I'm worth it ;o)


Maybe so, but you've got no ********.


the good thing about the hand cream is that it is not tested on animals.
Given the list of ingredients however I suspect it may be tested on humans.
I appear to be growing a 5th finger.

rob


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Maybe so, but you've got no ********.


MARTIN !!! But you do have a point ...

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