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Default luuuv Butts

To pinch it and to squeeze it
I so luuuv your butts
They’re like overrippened mallows
So gentle to the touch.

I’m fond to nip and see
Those plump and fattened parts
Like overstuffed silk pillows
I take the fun to heart.

At times I tempt to bite
What looks like sinful apples
Sometimes I feel my cheek against
Those cushioned velvet balls.

Now I bless you baby, biggy butts
Yours are thingies I really luuv
Master not to fart so loud
And rem’ber in life there’s more to have…

. . . than having great butts!


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