On 20 Aug, 17:08, richard wrote:
On Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:35:01 +0100, john neeves wrote:
Do you have a Humorous at work story to tell? The one told me the other day
was by a car windscreen fitter, lets call him Fred. He went around to
someone's house and fitted a new windscreen. Some cars are a lot more
complicated to do than others.

After working on one of the most difficult for several hours, he finished
the job and the owners wife came out of the house to sign for the work. Just
then a women drove up, asked if this was Mr So and So's car, they both said
yes.

The new arrival turned to the owners wife and said, I've had an affair with
your husband for two years and yesterday he said he has finished with me.

With that she whipped out a small hammer and wrecked the windscreen. Fred
said his eyes have never been so big.

Yeah I find it funnier than hell that a glass installer would take several
hours to do the job. If he can't do the job in thirty minutes or less, he'd
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Many European cars have windscreen that are glued into place these
days. Takes thirty minutes to clean the old glue off. Never mind all
the trims and prising the old glass off etc.