I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage" with
every order.
To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

On Friday, August 24, 2012 11:23:30 PM UTC+1, Dave Hill wrote:
I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage" with

every order.

To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Begs the question that why exactly did you place 4 more orders after the first one didnt show?

"Steerpike" wrote in message
...
On Friday, August 24, 2012 11:23:30 PM UTC+1, Dave Hill wrote:
I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage" with

every order.

To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Begs the question that why exactly did you place 4 more orders after the
first one didnt show?


Have you had a complete humour bypass? I am dyslexic and even I spotted the
word play joke

--
Charlie, Gardening in Cornwall
Holders of National Collections of Clematis viticella
and Lapageria rosea cvs
http://www.roselandhouse.co.uk

On 25/08/2012 09:09, Charlie Pridham wrote:

"Steerpike" wrote in message
...
On Friday, August 24, 2012 11:23:30 PM UTC+1, Dave Hill wrote:
I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage" with

every order.

To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Begs the question that why exactly did you place 4 more orders after
the first one didnt show?


Have you had a complete humour bypass? I am dyslexic and even I spotted
the word play joke

I guess that Steerpike spoke with tongue in mouth. Anyway to answer him,
if they were horde drawn you need to leave plenty of time for delivery.

--
Residing on low ground in North Staffordshire

On 08/25/2012 10:56 AM, Sacha wrote:
On 2012-08-24 23:23:30 +0100, David Hill
said:

I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.
To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Life is full of disappointments. ;-)

Shouldn't have order horses and expected carriages for free.

On 25/08/2012 10:13, Emery Davis wrote:
On 08/25/2012 10:56 AM, Sacha wrote:
On 2012-08-24 23:23:30 +0100, David Hill
said:

I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.
To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Life is full of disappointments. ;-)

Shouldn't have order horses and expected carriages for free.

More foal me.

David Hill wrote in news:a9rk00F9chU1
@mid.individual.net:

On 25/08/2012 10:13, Emery Davis wrote:
On 08/25/2012 10:56 AM, Sacha wrote:
On 2012-08-24 23:23:30 +0100, David Hill
said:

I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.
To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Life is full of disappointments. ;-)

Shouldn't have order horses and expected carriages for free.

More foal me.


night mare
Baz

David Hill wrote in news:a9rk00F9chU1
@mid.individual.net:

On 25/08/2012 10:13, Emery Davis wrote:
On 08/25/2012 10:56 AM, Sacha wrote:
On 2012-08-24 23:23:30 +0100, David Hill
said:

I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.
To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Life is full of disappointments. ;-)

Shouldn't have order horses and expected carriages for free.

More foal me.


over-night-mare
Sorry
Baz

"Moonraker" wrote
On 25/08/2012 09:09, Charlie Pridham wrote:

"Steerpike" wrote
On Friday, August 24, 2012 11:23:30 PM UTC+1, Dave Hill wrote:
I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.

To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Begs the question that why exactly did you place 4 more orders after
the first one didnt show?

Have you had a complete humour bypass? I am dyslexic and even I
spotted the word play joke

I guess that Steerpike spoke with tongue in mouth. Anyway to answer
him, if they were horde drawn you need to leave plenty of time for
delivery.

It's a bank holiday weekend too. There are always tail-backs on the
carriage way.

--
Sue

"Sue" wrote in news:-
:


"Moonraker" wrote
On 25/08/2012 09:09, Charlie Pridham wrote:

"Steerpike" wrote
On Friday, August 24, 2012 11:23:30 PM UTC+1, Dave Hill wrote:
I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.

To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Begs the question that why exactly did you place 4 more orders after
the first one didnt show?

Have you had a complete humour bypass? I am dyslexic and even I
spotted the word play joke

I guess that Steerpike spoke with tongue in mouth. Anyway to answer
him, if they were horde drawn you need to leave plenty of time for
delivery.

It's a bank holiday weekend too. There are always tail-backs on the
carriage way.


Nay! neigh
Baz

On 08/25/2012 11:25 AM, David Hill wrote:
On 25/08/2012 10:13, Emery Davis wrote:
On 08/25/2012 10:56 AM, Sacha wrote:
On 2012-08-24 23:23:30 +0100, David Hill
said:

I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.
To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Life is full of disappointments. ;-)

Shouldn't have order horses and expected carriages for free.

More foal me.

That's what happens with filly expectations.

"Emery Davis" wrote in message
...
On 08/25/2012 11:25 AM, David Hill wrote:
On 25/08/2012 10:13, Emery Davis wrote:
On 08/25/2012 10:56 AM, Sacha wrote:
On 2012-08-24 23:23:30 +0100, David Hill
said:

I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.
To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Life is full of disappointments. ;-)

Shouldn't have order horses and expected carriages for free.

More foal me.

That's what happens with filly expectations.


Yes it landau's you in disappointment



--

....................................

I'm an Angel, honest ! The horns are there just to keep the halo straight.

....................................

In article , Moonraker
writes
him, if they were horde drawn you need to leave plenty of time for
delivery.


Is that like in Lord of the Rings? I mean twelve trolls pulling a coach
should be good though not sure what 100 Goths might look like!

--
Janet Tweedy

On 08/25/2012 04:13 PM, Rob wrote:
On 25/08/2012 13:23, Martin wrote:
On Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:23:59 +0200, Emery Davis
wrote:

On 08/25/2012 11:25 AM, David Hill wrote:
On 25/08/2012 10:13, Emery Davis wrote:
On 08/25/2012 10:56 AM, Sacha wrote:
On 2012-08-24 23:23:30 +0100, David Hill

said:

I have now placed 5 orders with a firm that offers "Free carriage"
with every order.
To date I have failed to receive even one carriage.

Life is full of disappointments. ;-)

Shouldn't have order horses and expected carriages for free.

More foal me.

That's what happens with filly expectations.

You should be horse whipped for that joke.

Whole things a spHOOF

It was a horse race to see who'd hit the bottom of the manger first.
Hats off, mate.

I have enjoyed this horsey themed thread it made me smile, thanks everyone.
At the end of April I posted a special birthday card to my granddaughter in
Edinburgh, it was delivered last week !!!

kate