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Rhubarb and The big allotment challenge
On 2014-04-17 11:41:54 +0000, mogga said:
On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 12:29:38 +0100, sacha wrote: On 2014-04-17 11:22:22 +0000, Martin said: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 11:49:37 +0100, mogga wrote: I think every rhubarb I've seen had had at least one flower spike on. The very mild winter may be to blame? the new show: The big allotment challenge had them all making rhubarb curd, or rhubarb and custard curd this week! What do you think about the concept of the show? Will it boost waiting lists of people expecting a weed free newly dug plot? I suspect that after the first episode only bored non-gardeners will watch it. I'd think any wannaba allotmenteer will run screaming in the opposite direction if they think they have to make hand-tied posies and jams etc. to be called 'proper' allotment holders. I am bewildered by the desire to have 3 matching radishes - showing veg isn't for me. We grow our own because it tastes better than the uniform looking stuff the supermarkets sell. It was interesting to see the variety of radishes but not enough for made of that. It was freely admitted before the programmed aired, that it was a sort of gardening spin-off of the Great British Bake Off. The point at which it failed is that you just cannot cram a few hours tension into growing plants! A disaster in the kitchen in the space of e.g. 4 hours can be irrecoverable - but some of those competitors had sown radish seeds about 6 times and you can't actually watch radishes or anything else grow and ratchet up the suspense! If a cake falls on the floor at the point of adding the last smidge of icing, that's a bit dramatic. If a radish isn't identical to its brothers and sisters - not so much! So it just doesn't work in this format because gardening to produce food to eat simply is not dramatic! Now - if one starts creeping around at night poisoning the others' pumpkins, it may get a bit more interesting. Otherwise, it's a worthy competitor with Mogadon, ioo! -- Sacha www.hillhousenursery.com South Devon www.helpforheroes.org.uk |
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On 17/04/2014 15:01, Sacha wrote:
On 2014-04-17 11:41:54 +0000, mogga said: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 12:29:38 +0100, sacha wrote: On 2014-04-17 11:22:22 +0000, Martin said: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 11:49:37 +0100, mogga wrote: I think every rhubarb I've seen had had at least one flower spike on. The very mild winter may be to blame? the new show: The big allotment challenge had them all making rhubarb curd, or rhubarb and custard curd this week! What do you think about the concept of the show? Will it boost waiting lists of people expecting a weed free newly dug plot? I suspect that after the first episode only bored non-gardeners will watch it. I'd think any wannaba allotmenteer will run screaming in the opposite direction if they think they have to make hand-tied posies and jams etc. to be called 'proper' allotment holders. I am bewildered by the desire to have 3 matching radishes - showing veg isn't for me. We grow our own because it tastes better than the uniform looking stuff the supermarkets sell. It was interesting to see the variety of radishes but not enough for made of that. It was freely admitted before the programmed aired, that it was a sort of gardening spin-off of the Great British Bake Off. The point at which it failed is that you just cannot cram a few hours tension into growing plants! A disaster in the kitchen in the space of e.g. 4 hours can be irrecoverable - but some of those competitors had sown radish seeds about 6 times and you can't actually watch radishes or anything else grow and ratchet up the suspense! If a cake falls on the floor at the point of adding the last smidge of icing, that's a bit dramatic. If a radish isn't identical to its brothers and sisters - not so much! So it just doesn't work in this format because gardening to produce food to eat simply is not dramatic! Now - if one starts creeping around at night poisoning the others' pumpkins, it may get a bit more interesting. Otherwise, it's a worthy competitor with Mogadon, ioo! Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? -- Regards, Martin Brown |
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On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:45:16 +0100, Martin Brown
wrote: Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? I have seen a DVD of a roaring fire. -- http://www.voucherfreebies.co.uk |
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On 17/04/2014 16:51, mogga wrote:
On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:45:16 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? I have seen a DVD of a roaring fire. Now that people have their large flat screen TVs where the fireplace used to be I guess that sort of makes sense as a room focal point. It would look a bit alarming inside a big wooden box vacuum tube based in the corner of a room though. -- Regards, Martin Brown |
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Rhubarb and The big allotment challenge
On 2014-04-17 15:59:45 +0000, Martin Brown said:
On 17/04/2014 16:51, mogga wrote: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:45:16 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? I have seen a DVD of a roaring fire. Now that people have their large flat screen TVs where the fireplace used to be I guess that sort of makes sense as a room focal point. It would look a bit alarming inside a big wooden box vacuum tube based in the corner of a room though. Any more scary than the artificial sun being shown on screens to Chinese people who no longer see it, thanks to the appalling air polution? -- Sacha www.hillhousenursery.com South Devon |
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On Fri, 18 Apr 2014 12:46:43 +0200, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:59:45 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: On 17/04/2014 16:51, mogga wrote: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:45:16 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? I have seen a DVD of a roaring fire. Now that people have their large flat screen TVs where the fireplace used to be I guess that sort of makes sense as a room focal point. At the beginning of the 1980s we had a TV in our fireplace until people laughed at us. I suspect you put the fire out first. Steve -- Neural Network Software http://www.npsnn.com EasyNN-plus More than just a neural network http://www.easynn.com SwingNN Prediction software http://www.swingnn.com JustNN Just a neural network http://www.justnn.com |
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On 18/04/2014 14:17, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Fri, 18 Apr 2014 12:46:43 +0200, Martin wrote: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:59:45 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: On 17/04/2014 16:51, mogga wrote: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:45:16 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? I have seen a DVD of a roaring fire. Now that people have their large flat screen TVs where the fireplace used to be I guess that sort of makes sense as a room focal point. At the beginning of the 1980s we had a TV in our fireplace until people laughed at us. I suspect you put the fire out first. Steve No doubt. There were better flaming programmes then. -- Spider. On high ground in SE London gardening on heavy clay |
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On 18/04/2014 21:15, Martin wrote:
On Fri, 18 Apr 2014 14:31:00 +0100, Spider wrote: On 18/04/2014 14:17, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote: On Fri, 18 Apr 2014 12:46:43 +0200, Martin wrote: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:59:45 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: On 17/04/2014 16:51, mogga wrote: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:45:16 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? I have seen a DVD of a roaring fire. Now that people have their large flat screen TVs where the fireplace used to be I guess that sort of makes sense as a room focal point. At the beginning of the 1980s we had a TV in our fireplace until people laughed at us. I suspect you put the fire out first. Steve No doubt. There were better flaming programmes then. The previous owner added an extension to the house which blocked the ventilation brick that the fire needed. He also tarted up the fireplace. Lighting a fire in the fire place filled the room with smoke unless you opened the living room, front and bac,k doors. Never buy a house from, according to the Economist, "a potential Nobel Prize winner". Dangerous! I'm surprised he got planning permission. -- Spider. On high ground in SE London gardening on heavy clay |
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On 17/04/2014 16:45, Martin Brown wrote:
On 17/04/2014 15:01, Sacha wrote: On 2014-04-17 11:41:54 +0000, mogga said: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 12:29:38 +0100, sacha wrote: On 2014-04-17 11:22:22 +0000, Martin said: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 11:49:37 +0100, mogga wrote: I think every rhubarb I've seen had had at least one flower spike on. The very mild winter may be to blame? the new show: The big allotment challenge had them all making rhubarb curd, or rhubarb and custard curd this week! What do you think about the concept of the show? Will it boost waiting lists of people expecting a weed free newly dug plot? I suspect that after the first episode only bored non-gardeners will watch it. I'd think any wannaba allotmenteer will run screaming in the opposite direction if they think they have to make hand-tied posies and jams etc. to be called 'proper' allotment holders. I am bewildered by the desire to have 3 matching radishes - showing veg isn't for me. We grow our own because it tastes better than the uniform looking stuff the supermarkets sell. It was interesting to see the variety of radishes but not enough for made of that. It was freely admitted before the programmed aired, that it was a sort of gardening spin-off of the Great British Bake Off. The point at which it failed is that you just cannot cram a few hours tension into growing plants! A disaster in the kitchen in the space of e.g. 4 hours can be irrecoverable - but some of those competitors had sown radish seeds about 6 times and you can't actually watch radishes or anything else grow and ratchet up the suspense! If a cake falls on the floor at the point of adding the last smidge of icing, that's a bit dramatic. If a radish isn't identical to its brothers and sisters - not so much! So it just doesn't work in this format because gardening to produce food to eat simply is not dramatic! Now - if one starts creeping around at night poisoning the others' pumpkins, it may get a bit more interesting. Otherwise, it's a worthy competitor with Mogadon, ioo! Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? LOL! Quite possibly. -- Spider. On high ground in SE London gardening on heavy clay |
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Rhubarb and The big allotment challenge
On 2014-04-17 15:45:16 +0000, Martin Brown said:
On 17/04/2014 15:01, Sacha wrote: On 2014-04-17 11:41:54 +0000, mogga said: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 12:29:38 +0100, sacha wrote: On 2014-04-17 11:22:22 +0000, Martin said: On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 11:49:37 +0100, mogga wrote: I think every rhubarb I've seen had had at least one flower spike on. The very mild winter may be to blame? the new show: The big allotment challenge had them all making rhubarb curd, or rhubarb and custard curd this week! What do you think about the concept of the show? Will it boost waiting lists of people expecting a weed free newly dug plot? I suspect that after the first episode only bored non-gardeners will watch it. I'd think any wannaba allotmenteer will run screaming in the opposite direction if they think they have to make hand-tied posies and jams etc. to be called 'proper' allotment holders. I am bewildered by the desire to have 3 matching radishes - showing veg isn't for me. We grow our own because it tastes better than the uniform looking stuff the supermarkets sell. It was interesting to see the variety of radishes but not enough for made of that. It was freely admitted before the programmed aired, that it was a sort of gardening spin-off of the Great British Bake Off. The point at which it failed is that you just cannot cram a few hours tension into growing plants! A disaster in the kitchen in the space of e.g. 4 hours can be irrecoverable - but some of those competitors had sown radish seeds about 6 times and you can't actually watch radishes or anything else grow and ratchet up the suspense! If a cake falls on the floor at the point of adding the last smidge of icing, that's a bit dramatic. If a radish isn't identical to its brothers and sisters - not so much! So it just doesn't work in this format because gardening to produce food to eat simply is not dramatic! Now - if one starts creeping around at night poisoning the others' pumpkins, it may get a bit more interesting. Otherwise, it's a worthy competitor with Mogadon, ioo! Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? I think we're heading rapidly in that direction. Whether that's intentional or not, heaven knows. I heard recently of a director filming one of the foremost plant experts in this country in a gardening programme, who talked about making 'pretty tv'. When you get that attitude on what is a factual and instructive programme, you might as well take the plug off the tv! -- Sacha www.hillhousenursery.com South Devon www.helpforheroes.org.uk |
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On 18/04/2014 11:44, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:45:16 +0100, Martin Brown wrote: Do you think the time might be right for a "Watching Paint Dry" series? Time to bring back the potter at work at his wheel, especially as b/w is so fashionable in Scandinavian crime series. Too much action. You can see it taking shape far too quickly! -- Regards, Martin Brown |
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says... On 18/04/2014 11:44, Martin wrote: Time to bring back the potter at work at his wheel, especially as b/w is so fashionable in Scandinavian crime series. Too much action. You can see it taking shape far too quickly! Yeah, what we want is six unskilled beginner potters competing to throw the best pot.. as voted by viewers of course. The failed potters get buried under a pile of wet mud by, or possibly with, Charlie Dimmock in a spin-off gardening prog. The last surviving pot wins a feature spot in either, the Bake Off, or a Scandinavian crime series. Don't forget the pervasive background musak which should obscure ay actual information, or at least, the end-of-sentence-rising-intonation? in any voice-over by Ant and Dec, Stephen Fry, or other meeja hasbeen. Janet. |
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On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 11:18:18 +0200, Martin wrote:
There's no way that the little girl would be allowed to appear with that weirdo nowadays. Carole Hersee, the little girl, is now 55 years old. I wonder if she still has fan mail. Steve -- Neural Network Software http://www.npsnn.com EasyNN-plus More than just a neural network http://www.easynn.com SwingNN Prediction software http://www.swingnn.com JustNN Just a neural network http://www.justnn.com |
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On Thu, 17 Apr 2014 15:01:01 +0100, Sacha
wrote: It was freely admitted before the programmed aired, that it was a sort of gardening spin-off of the Great British Bake Off. The point at which it failed is that you just cannot cram a few hours tension into growing plants! A disaster in the kitchen in the space of e.g. 4 hours can be irrecoverable - but some of those competitors had sown radish seeds about 6 times and you can't actually watch radishes or anything else grow and ratchet up the suspense! If a cake falls on the floor at the point of adding the last smidge of icing, that's a bit dramatic. If a radish isn't identical to its brothers and sisters - not so much! So it just doesn't work in this format because gardening to produce food to eat simply is not dramatic! Now - if one starts creeping around at night poisoning the others' pumpkins, it may get a bit more interesting. Otherwise, it's a worthy competitor with Mogadon, ioo! Indeed. It misses all the politics that goes with allotments. -- http://www.voucherfreebies.co.uk |
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