On Sat, 16 Aug 2014 22:03:27 +0100, "Ophelia" wrote:



"Ophelia" wrote in message
.. .


"Judith" wrote in message
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On Sat, 16 Aug 2014 18:37:47 +0100, "Ophelia"
wrote:



"Clive George" wrote in message
m...
I see in another group that our dear darling Judith has ben complaining
about
the behaviour of posters in one of the uk groups - to wit, URC.

In terms of the favourite Judithism ("****wit"): "URC is full of
them".

You could not make this up.

I take it you mean uk.rec.cycling? He is at it in uk.rec.gardening as
well. He never swears in there but made a mistake when crossposting.
Have a look. He posts as: Judith in England.


As usual the silly bitch gets it totally wrong again.

Those with a brain spotted that the posts were not actually made by me -
but by
the resident forger.

She really is a dozy cow; but it's nice she takes such an interest in me.

Odd how any group you post in has a 'resident forger' eh? ) None of the
other groups I post in has one (unless you are there of course)

I am leaving the following in because it seems to be the only pleasure you
get in life ... apart from overwatering your raised beds of course g


(Ophelia has a "life subscription" to the Daily Mail : wicked **** take
which the dozy cow swallowed.)
She also supports UKIP: says it all.

Oh look, Judith is pretending to be me *again*. She IS the resident forger.


You really are a dozy cow: I can assure you that I have not forged any posting
addresses at all.

Of course you will be able to post some sort of proof - perhaps you have
analysed the headers in order to come to that conclusion.

Why would anyone want to post inane posts as if they were from you: you do it
quite well on your own.



(Ophelia has a "life subscription" to the Daily Mail : wicked **** take which the dozy cow swallowed.)
She also supports UKIP: says it all.

On Sun, 24 Aug 2014 08:41:13 +0100, Judith in England
wrote:



Oh look, Judith is pretending to be me *again*. She IS the resident forger.


You really are a dozy cow: I can assure you that I have not forged any posting
addresses at all.



A Mandy Rice-Davies moment; though I must add that this in no way indicates an
opinion on the sex of the person at the keyboard doing the forging.

On 25/08/2014 10:46, Chris Hogg wrote:
A Mandy Rice-Davies moment


Why malign that poor girl who was lead astray by the likes of Prefumo etc.

She was poor but she was honest,
though she came from 'umble stock,
And her honest heart was beating
Underneath her tattered frock.

But the rich man saw her beauty,
She knew not his base design,
And he took her to a hotel
And bought her a small port wine.

Chorus: It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
It's the rich what gets the pleasure,
Isn't it a blooming shame?

In the rich man's arms she fluttered
Like a bird with a broken wing,
But he loved her and he left her,
Now she hasn't got no ring.

Time has flown - outcast and homeless
In the street she stands and says,
While the snowflakes fall around her,
'Won't you buy my bootlaces.'

Chorus:

Standing on the bridge at midnight
She says, 'Farewell, blighted love!'
There's a scream, a splash, good 'eavens!
What is she a doing of?

Soon they dragged her from the river,
Water from her clothes they wrang.
They all thought that she was drownded,
But the corpse got up and sang:

Chorus:

She was poor but she was honest,
Victim of a rich man's game.
First he loved her, then he left her,
And she lost her maiden name.

Then she ran away to London
For to hide her grief and shame.
There she met an Army captain,
And she lost her name again.

David you can expect a letter to your family now for posting such a thing as
that on urg ;-(

Mike

..................................................
For those ex Royal Navy.
http://angelradioisleofwight.moonfru...ive/4574468641
7.30 – 8.00 pm Wednesday 27th August 2014
‘From the Crowe’s Nest’




"David Hill" wrote in message ...

On 25/08/2014 10:46, Chris Hogg wrote:
A Mandy Rice-Davies moment


Why malign that poor girl who was lead astray by the likes of Prefumo etc.

She was poor but she was honest,
though she came from 'umble stock,
And her honest heart was beating
Underneath her tattered frock.

But the rich man saw her beauty,
She knew not his base design,
And he took her to a hotel
And bought her a small port wine.

Chorus: It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
It's the rich what gets the pleasure,
Isn't it a blooming shame?

In the rich man's arms she fluttered
Like a bird with a broken wing,
But he loved her and he left her,
Now she hasn't got no ring.

Time has flown - outcast and homeless
In the street she stands and says,
While the snowflakes fall around her,
'Won't you buy my bootlaces.'

Chorus:

Standing on the bridge at midnight
She says, 'Farewell, blighted love!'
There's a scream, a splash, good 'eavens!
What is she a doing of?

Soon they dragged her from the river,
Water from her clothes they wrang.
They all thought that she was drownded,
But the corpse got up and sang:

Chorus:

She was poor but she was honest,
Victim of a rich man's game.
First he loved her, then he left her,
And she lost her maiden name.

Then she ran away to London
For to hide her grief and shame.
There she met an Army captain,
And she lost her name again.

"Chris Hogg" wrote in message
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2014 08:14:29 -0300, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Sun, 24 Aug 2014 08:41:13 +0100, Judith in England
wrote:



Oh look, Judith is pretending to be me *again*. She IS the resident
forger.


You really are a dozy cow: I can assure you that I have not forged any
posting
addresses at all.



A Mandy Rice-Davies moment; though I must add that this in no way
indicates an
opinion on the sex of the person at the keyboard doing the forging.

Not me, again. Wrong headers and no sig. Sigh!

My apologies to Chris Hogg. I have realised you did not write this or cross
post the previous one. It is one of 'Judith's' games.

'Judith' complains that he doesn't forge addresses. Technically he is
correct because he knows if he uses real address, he could be in trouble so
he uses someone's name/nick with a ' address because most
people wouldn't notice the difference and which unfortunately, you already
have, so it was hard to tell. He also does that when posting himself
because he can get away with obscenities and pretend he didn't post it.

Several people have told me he is Peter Turtill. I leave it to anyone who
cares to follow that up.

Apologies again to you, and to everyone here.

--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/

On Mon, 25 Aug 2014 23:12:06 +0100, "Ophelia"
wrote:

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My apologies to Chris Hogg. I have realised you did not write this or cross
post the previous one. It is one of 'Judith's' games.

'Judith' complains that he doesn't forge addresses. Technically he is
correct because he knows if he uses real address, he could be in trouble so
he uses someone's name/nick with a ' address because most
people wouldn't notice the difference and which unfortunately, you already
have, so it was hard to tell. He also does that when posting himself
because he can get away with obscenities and pretend he didn't post it.

Several people have told me he is Peter Turtill. I leave it to anyone who
cares to follow that up.

Apologies again to you, and to everyone here.


Please will you STOP posting this tripe in urg.
No-one is interested in your childish vendettas
You made little contribution to gardening issues when you used to post
here.
Pleaase go away again.


--
The rose gardener
Spalding in Lincolnshire

"Rosey" wrote in message
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Please will you STOP posting this tripe in urg.
No-one is interested in your childish vendettas
You made little contribution to gardening issues when you used to post
here.

Because I know little and would like to learn

Pleaase go away again.

I have only responded to others over this rubbish. I will always defend
myself wouldn't you?

I would love to post about gardening.

Please advise me on my plum tree which has not fruited this year and the
leaves have holes in them?


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"Ophelia" wrote
Please advise me on my plum tree which has not fruited this year and the
leaves have holes in them?

The plum tree on our allotments hasn't fruited this year either and only one
of our 4 cherries, the later flowered one, had a decent crop. I believe it
was because there were no insects about when they flowered they they didn't
get pollinated.
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Regards. Bob Hobden.
Posted to this Newsgroup from the W of London, UK

"Bob Hobden" wrote in message
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"Ophelia" wrote
Please advise me on my plum tree which has not fruited this year and the
leaves have holes in them?

The plum tree on our allotments hasn't fruited this year either and only
one of our 4 cherries, the later flowered one, had a decent crop. I
believe it was because there were no insects about when they flowered they
they didn't get pollinated.

Thank you. We did get a lot of bees - which I hadn't seen for a very long
time - but I think they were too late. I do have some apples (James
Grieve) but not too many. Down to weather do you suppose?

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"Ophelia" wrote in message ...

Please advise me on my plum tree which has not fruited this year and the leaves have
holes in them?

Wish I could, mine has done the same!

Ardmhor

"philgurr" wrote in message
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"Ophelia" wrote in message
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Please advise me on my plum tree which has not fruited this year and the
leaves have holes in them?

Wish I could, mine has done the same!

Ahh. You are in Scotland too I think? But further north than I. Let us
hope someone has a remedy?


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