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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On 10/12/15 11:24, Martin wrote:
On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 21:38:03 +0000, Farmer Giles wrote: On 09/12/2015 14:09, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables Americans are stupid. Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans. Tomatoes (note the 'e') are a fruit, but just don't put them in a fruit salad! I worked with a Dutch guy who sprinkled sugar on tomatoes before eating them as a dessert. The rest of his packed lunch was weird too. Even stranger was that he brought a packed lunch and a thermos of coffee to work everyday, when we had a very good restaurant quality food canteen, where meals were sold for the cost of the materials The Dutch also sprinkle chocolate "hundreds and thousands" on buttered bread. I hate to say it, but it is quite palatable. But then I think brussel sprout sarnies are good too. |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On 10/12/2015 11:19, Martin wrote:
tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department No way. It should be with custard, |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:24:42 -0000, Martin wrote:
On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 21:38:03 +0000, Farmer Giles wrote: On 09/12/2015 14:09, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables Americans are stupid. Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans. Tomatoes (note the 'e') are a fruit, but just don't put them in a fruit salad! I worked with a Dutch guy who sprinkled sugar on tomatoes before eating them as a dessert. What's wrong with that? Everything tastes better with sugar. The rest of his packed lunch was weird too. Even stranger was that he brought a packed lunch and a thermos of coffee to work everyday, when we had a very good restaurant quality food canteen, where meals were sold for the cost of the materials I've never known a work canteen supply anything at a reasonable price or quality, and definitely not both at once. -- Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 09:35:19 -0000, Farmer Giles wrote:
On 09/12/2015 21:58, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 21:38:03 -0000, Farmer Giles wrote: On 09/12/2015 14:09, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables Americans are stupid. Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans. Tomatoes (note the 'e') And what is the point of the e? Look in your dictionary. Since when did a dictionary have points? are a fruit, but just don't put them in a fruit salad! Why not? I do. "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad". A fruit salad contains fruit, so I'll put tomatos in it if I want. -- I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Scousers" were not the correct answers. |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote:
On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". -- What's the fastest thing in Wales? A virgin sheep. |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On 10/12/15 22:12, Phil L wrote:
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? I just ask where the "non-world" food comes from - and get a predictably blank look. But we are making a fundamental mistake: applying logic and reasoning to marketing. Similarly once, long ago, I asked a bookstore (Heffers!) manager what was the distinction between "fiction" and "literature", and how I should predict which section contained any particular book. He was somewhat bemused by the question, and admitted he didn't know. |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On 10/12/2015 22:46, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:12:40 -0000, "Phil L" wrote: Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? He means aisle. - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? What's with this "English" I think you mean "British" |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On 11/12/2015 11:01, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:12:33 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 10/12/2015 22:46, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:12:40 -0000, "Phil L" wrote: Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? He means aisle. - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? What's with this "English" I think you mean "British" If they are from the Isles he means Scottish?? You mean like the Isles of Scilly, or the Channel Isles? |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On 11/12/15 17:01, Farmer Giles wrote:
On 11/12/2015 11:01, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:12:33 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 10/12/2015 22:46, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:12:40 -0000, "Phil L" wrote: Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? He means aisle. - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? What's with this "English" I think you mean "British" If they are from the Isles he means Scottish?? You mean like the Isles of Scilly, or the Channel Isles? British Isles, which is a geographical entity including Eire (much to their annoyance). |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:12:40 -0000, Phil L wrote:
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? Of course I see them as English. I also think spaghetti should not be a World food. World foods should be things that most English do not eat. -- All this "expressionism" in art, personally I think things ought to look like things. To me it's fairly easy to tell what the artists are trying to say with their smears and swirls -- they're trying to say they can't paint worth a damn. |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On Fri, 11 Dec 2015 11:01:07 -0000, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:12:33 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 10/12/2015 22:46, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:12:40 -0000, "Phil L" wrote: Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? He means aisle. - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? What's with this "English" I think you mean "British" If they are from the Isles he means Scottish?? I typed the wrong word. Spellchecker isn't that clever. -- A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On Fri, 11 Dec 2015 17:49:26 -0000, Tom Gardner wrote:
On 11/12/15 17:01, Farmer Giles wrote: On 11/12/2015 11:01, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:12:33 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 10/12/2015 22:46, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:12:40 -0000, "Phil L" wrote: Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? He means aisle. - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? What's with this "English" I think you mean "British" If they are from the Isles he means Scottish?? You mean like the Isles of Scilly, or the Channel Isles? British Isles, which is a geographical entity including Eire (much to their annoyance). The Irish are an abomination. -- A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On Fri, 11 Dec 2015 18:40:41 -0000, Martin wrote:
On Fri, 11 Dec 2015 17:01:33 +0000, Farmer Giles wrote: On 11/12/2015 11:01, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:12:33 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 10/12/2015 22:46, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:12:40 -0000, "Phil L" wrote: Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? He means aisle. - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? What's with this "English" I think you mean "British" If they are from the Isles he means Scottish?? You mean like the Isles of Scilly, or the Channel Isles? Obviously not he referred to isles in a supermarket. Which is when they put a load of stuff on sale prices in the way of your trolley. -- Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small white patch, so I've named him England. |
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Ignorant Asda - tomatos
On 11/12/15 18:44, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 11 Dec 2015 17:49:26 -0000, Tom Gardner wrote: On 11/12/15 17:01, Farmer Giles wrote: On 11/12/2015 11:01, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:12:33 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 10/12/2015 22:46, Martin wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:12:40 -0000, "Phil L" wrote: Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 11:19:33 -0000, Martin wrote: On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 20:39:37 +0000, David Hill wrote: On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle? Because people use them as a vegetable. I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit. LOL A good answer. Our local Dutch supermarket chain has tinned tomatoes in the section with Italian food. Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit department :-) Morrisons here has a "World Foods" isle. What they mean is "foreign stuff". Like tomatoes, potatoes, that sort of thing you mean? He means aisle. - or do you see these as 'English' now because we've been eating them for so long? What's with this "English" I think you mean "British" If they are from the Isles he means Scottish?? You mean like the Isles of Scilly, or the Channel Isles? British Isles, which is a geographical entity including Eire (much to their annoyance). The Irish are an abomination. You original post smelled of trollery - but it had the virtue of being amusing. Your last response doesn't even have that small virtue. |
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