In article ,
Bob Scratchit writes:
|
| I last heard one a couple of decades back,
|
| That explains an awful lot. You really should get out more!

Hiya, Pete! You DO have a short attention span, don't you?
Yet another way that you are like an immature 5-year old. Come
to think of it, it must be days since you threw a tantrum.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

On 8 Mar 2004 09:50:59 GMT, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:


In article ,
martin writes:
|
| There's a report in a newspaper that a man in Brazil went into
| hospital with an ear problem and woke up after the operation to find
| he had had a vasectomy. Be very careful! :-)

That wouldn't worry me unduly :-)

They are still looking for his other organs.
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Jaques d'Alltrades8/3/04 1:08

The message
from Sacha contains these words:

When did you last hear a cuckoo?

Last spring and summer.

Then you're very lucky. They are increasingly rare, as are skylarks. We're
in the depths of the countryside and never hear either. Thrushes are rare
with us, although there's plenty of food and cover.
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds to email me)

Jaques d'Alltrades8/3/04 1:08

The message
from Sacha contains these words:

When did you last hear a cuckoo?

Last spring and summer.

Then you're very lucky. They are increasingly rare, as are skylarks. We're
in the depths of the countryside and never hear either. Thrushes are rare
with us, although there's plenty of food and cover.
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds to email me)

In article ,
martin writes:
| On Mon, 8 Mar 2004 01:08:07 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
| wrote:
| The message
| from Sacha contains these words:
|
| When did you last hear a cuckoo?
|
| Last spring and summer.
|
| There's nothing wrong with your memory then :-)
| Next question ....

I last heard one a couple of decades back, and there's nothing
much wrong with my memory, either. I can't say the same about
my hearing :-)


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

On 8 Mar 2004 09:42:24 GMT, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:


In article ,
martin writes:
| On Mon, 8 Mar 2004 01:08:07 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
| wrote:
| The message
| from Sacha contains these words:
|
| When did you last hear a cuckoo?
|
| Last spring and summer.
|
| There's nothing wrong with your memory then :-)
| Next question ....

I last heard one a couple of decades back,

That explains an awful lot. You really should get out more!















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On 8 Mar 2004 09:42:24 GMT, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:


In article ,
martin writes:
| On Mon, 8 Mar 2004 01:08:07 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
| wrote:
| The message
| from Sacha contains these words:
|
| When did you last hear a cuckoo?
|
| Last spring and summer.
|
| There's nothing wrong with your memory then :-)
| Next question ....

I last heard one a couple of decades back, and there's nothing
much wrong with my memory, either. I can't say the same about
my hearing :-)

There's a report in a newspaper that a man in Brazil went into
hospital with an ear problem and woke up after the operation to find
he had had a vasectomy. Be very careful! :-)
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

In article ,
martin writes:
|
| There's a report in a newspaper that a man in Brazil went into
| hospital with an ear problem and woke up after the operation to find
| he had had a vasectomy. Be very careful! :-)

That wouldn't worry me unduly :-)


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

In article ,
Bob Scratchit writes:
|
| I last heard one a couple of decades back,
|
| That explains an awful lot. You really should get out more!

Hiya, Pete! You DO have a short attention span, don't you?
Yet another way that you are like an immature 5-year old. Come
to think of it, it must be days since you threw a tantrum.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

On 8 Mar 2004 09:50:59 GMT, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:


In article ,
martin writes:
|
| There's a report in a newspaper that a man in Brazil went into
| hospital with an ear problem and woke up after the operation to find
| he had had a vasectomy. Be very careful! :-)

That wouldn't worry me unduly :-)

They are still looking for his other organs.
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Jaques d'Alltrades8/3/04 1:08

The message
from Sacha contains these words:

When did you last hear a cuckoo?

Last spring and summer.

Then you're very lucky. They are increasingly rare, as are skylarks. We're
in the depths of the countryside and never hear either. Thrushes are rare
with us, although there's plenty of food and cover.
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds to email me)

On 8 Mar 2004 09:55:16 GMT, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:


In article ,
Bob Scratchit writes:
|
| I last heard one a couple of decades back,
|
| That explains an awful lot. You really should get out more!

Hiya, Pete!

Pete?!!! how would you come to that conclusion?

You DO have a short attention span, don't you?
Yet another way that you are like an immature 5-year old. Come
to think of it, it must be days since you threw a tantrum.

Certainly seems to have got your goat, he must be a very bright 5 year
old or did he just descend to your level?















**********************************************




'You can't win 'em all.'
Lord Haw Haw.

Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities
Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities
I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world.
There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me

If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551
richest person in the world.

And I'm keeping the bloody lot.

So sue me.

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

Newsgroup ettiquette

1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you.
2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond.
3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself.
4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining
they're having no effect.
5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know
how to avoid them.
6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping
manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored.
7) Eat vast quantities of pies.
8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades.
9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while
secretly reading it.
10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're
as bent as a roundabout.
11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet
12) Die of old age
13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you
will have a penis the girls can see.

---------------------------------------

"If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them"

"Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded"
The Big Yin.

Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie
or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each,
have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com

The message
from (Nick Maclaren) contains these words:
In article ,
Bob Scratchit writes:
|
| I last heard one a couple of decades back,
|
| That explains an awful lot. You really should get out more!

Hiya, Pete! You DO have a short attention span, don't you?
Yet another way that you are like an immature 5-year old. Come
to think of it, it must be days since you threw a tantrum.

Nah, you've just been in the wrong place. Try peeping in unnc.

Poor old boy - everyone's calling him a racist....

.....amongst other things.

--
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http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

The message
from (Nick Maclaren) contains these words:
In article ,
martin writes:
| On Mon, 8 Mar 2004 01:08:07 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
| wrote:
| The message
| from Sacha contains these words:
|
| When did you last hear a cuckoo?
|
| Last spring and summer.
|
| There's nothing wrong with your memory then :-)
| Next question ....

I last heard one a couple of decades back, and there's nothing
much wrong with my memory, either. I can't say the same about
my hearing :-)

I count my lucky stars my hearing is still good, having been into rifle
and pistol shooting for about fifty years. In the early days
ear-protection was all-but unknown.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

The message
from (Nick Maclaren) contains these words:
In article ,
Bob Scratchit writes:
|
| I last heard one a couple of decades back,
|
| That explains an awful lot. You really should get out more!

Hiya, Pete! You DO have a short attention span, don't you?
Yet another way that you are like an immature 5-year old. Come
to think of it, it must be days since you threw a tantrum.

Nah, you've just been in the wrong place. Try peeping in unnc.

Poor old boy - everyone's calling him a racist....

.....amongst other things.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/