On 26 Jun 2004 14:49:19 -0700, (Abner Hale)
wrote:

Nick Maclaren wrote in message . ..
I thought these tips were spot on.snip whiff

You're an idiot. You wouldn't know "spot on" if I painted "Spot On"
on a 4x4, and bashed you in your fat, slack-jawed face with it.

Something you could only ever dream of doing fairy.




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