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I have a number of difficult but very important questions which I am
sure the subscribers to the uk.local hierarchy can throw some light
on. This may be off-topic. Sorry in advance.

First of all why is it that, generally speaking, the individuals
selected by the aliens to be examined are usually regarded by their
neighbours and colleagues (before and after their abduction) as right
plonkers? It may well be that the aliens are interested in forensic
psychiatry, but if thats the case then why give such dickheads
messages for the rest of mankind? Who do the aliens think will
beleive them? It seems to me that they would be far better of, should
they want individuals to tell the world, to choose some one the rest
of us would at least listen to.

I raise this as my initial point because I have first hand
experience of such individuals. My charity is always extended to the
local drunks of the village where I was brought up. I attended school
with them. Whilst they make a reasonable living they are by no means
the sharpest tools in the box. But to be fair to them, they generally
get by with only one or maybe two admissions to the acute unit each
year. At school they were regarded as dullards and to a great extent
performed (academically) as such. One of them has been abducted
twice, both times at Hogmany (a period of drinking to excess) and not
only was his brain removed for examination his intestinal tract was
taken for cloning.(His three friends beleive totally.) He has been on
TV on a number of occasions talking about his ordeal. (One of our
school pals is now a well known TV reporter and correspondent for a
couple of US TV stations) One night when both the reporter and myself
were carrying him home he confided in us that he had met the aliens
that night in the toilet of the pub and that the mother ship was
going to show herself to us that night. It never happend and in the
morning he couldnt remember meeting any one let alone aliens. Mind
you we did not take him seriously because the reporter buddy found
him, in the middle of winter, up to his waist in the river looking
for his respiritory system which he had lost the night before. All
four are lovable, friendly, kind and helpful people but although I
love them they are accurately regarded as plonkers. The one thing you
do not take from them is advice. Surely the aliens being superior to
us would know this and find a messenger whom their intended audience
would find credible?

The second point I have to raise here is why do the aliens blow
people up like balloons? And, why stick things up the subjects
rectum, vagina and urethra? Anatomical literature is full of
information right down to minute details of cell content so why do
they risk exposure by,
1) using a duff anaesthitst (the subjects are half awake, feel pain
and remember what was done to them!)?
2) replicating such expiraments not just once but dozens of times?
UFO literature is full of this sort of account.
3)allowing their research subjects to live and return to their homes?
Not all are given a message!

The more intellegent of my four pals is convinced, and he is not
alone in his conviction a number of English universities have given
grants and facillities to academics researching this field, that crop
circles are the creation of aliens who are trying to contact humans.
Now given that the aliens tend to take dickheads for research they
should have been able to work out by now that, given the quality of
the material they examined and the info gained, no one on earth could
possibly work out what the message might be! So why communicate in
such a perverse way? They would be better of taking a course with
LinguaPhone. One of my buddies tells me that they may well be
different aliens who do not have access to the others research! The
wonders of whiskey!!

The other point which has worried me for some time is the need by
aliens to have lights on the side of their space craft whilst in
flight? I could see the need for having lights on the side whilst
docked to or in the mother ship but not whilst in flight. Revolving
lights at that! Maybe someone forgot to switch them off! That could
happen once and maybe twice but not all the time.

I would be interested in getting a thread going on all of the above
topics. But it seems to me that only the more seasond UFO watcher
would have the knowledge and experience with which to bring to bear
on such matters.

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