On 14 Feb 2007 01:07:37 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:

Chris McGonnell wrote in
:
snip

Up until last week, but the meteorologists say Lake Erie is
*finally* iced over, so no more lake effect storms here!
Lake Ontario is the culprit over Oswego County.


You be wrong, per Channel 8 (Cleveland)(or was that the
Clveland Plain Dealer ?)(it were someone local, at least, and
news-ish). Huron is sending us wet gooey masses of snow. And
Lake Effect is just a term for "We aren't sure how much will
fall before it stops or where it will fall so we will make up
this here cute name for GO SOUTH OR FREEZE YOU IDIOTS"

HAW HAW, you get two lake effects, you looZ3rs! The loony ice
fishermen were herded off Erie yesterday; perhaps we could send 'em
out on Huron?! And lake effect snowstorms usually strike below Buffalo
and 30 miles north of me, so I'm just getting a good old-fashioned
snowfall.

Would you like me to send the St. Bernards west?

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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In article ,
Chris McGonnell wrote:

On 14 Feb 2007 01:07:37 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:

Chris McGonnell wrote in
:
snip

Up until last week, but the meteorologists say Lake Erie is
*finally* iced over, so no more lake effect storms here!
Lake Ontario is the culprit over Oswego County.


You be wrong, per Channel 8 (Cleveland)(or was that the
Clveland Plain Dealer ?)(it were someone local, at least, and
news-ish). Huron is sending us wet gooey masses of snow. And
Lake Effect is just a term for "We aren't sure how much will
fall before it stops or where it will fall so we will make up
this here cute name for GO SOUTH OR FREEZE YOU IDIOTS"

HAW HAW, you get two lake effects, you looZ3rs! The loony ice
fishermen were herded off Erie yesterday; perhaps we could send 'em
out on Huron?! And lake effect snowstorms usually strike below Buffalo
and 30 miles north of me, so I'm just getting a good old-fashioned
snowfall.

Would you like me to send the St. Bernards west?

La'ff now babe...

Ever seen "The Day After Tomorrow"?

I'm glad I live in South Texas.

;-)
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Peace, Om

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

On Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:41:09 -0600, Omelet wrote:

In article ,
Chris McGonnell wrote:

On 14 Feb 2007 01:07:37 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:

Chris McGonnell wrote in
:
snip

Up until last week, but the meteorologists say Lake Erie is
*finally* iced over, so no more lake effect storms here!
Lake Ontario is the culprit over Oswego County.


You be wrong, per Channel 8 (Cleveland)(or was that the
Clveland Plain Dealer ?)(it were someone local, at least, and
news-ish). Huron is sending us wet gooey masses of snow. And
Lake Effect is just a term for "We aren't sure how much will
fall before it stops or where it will fall so we will make up
this here cute name for GO SOUTH OR FREEZE YOU IDIOTS"

HAW HAW, you get two lake effects, you looZ3rs! The loony ice
fishermen were herded off Erie yesterday; perhaps we could send 'em
out on Huron?! And lake effect snowstorms usually strike below Buffalo
and 30 miles north of me, so I'm just getting a good old-fashioned
snowfall.

Would you like me to send the St. Bernards west?

La'ff now babe...

Ever seen "The Day After Tomorrow"?

I'm glad I live in South Texas.

Down in the South Texas town of El Paso?

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula



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In article ,
Chris McGonnell wrote:

On Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:41:09 -0600, Omelet wrote:

In article ,
Chris McGonnell wrote:

On 14 Feb 2007 01:07:37 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:

Chris McGonnell wrote in
:
snip

Up until last week, but the meteorologists say Lake Erie is
*finally* iced over, so no more lake effect storms here!
Lake Ontario is the culprit over Oswego County.


You be wrong, per Channel 8 (Cleveland)(or was that the
Clveland Plain Dealer ?)(it were someone local, at least, and
news-ish). Huron is sending us wet gooey masses of snow. And
Lake Effect is just a term for "We aren't sure how much will
fall before it stops or where it will fall so we will make up
this here cute name for GO SOUTH OR FREEZE YOU IDIOTS"

HAW HAW, you get two lake effects, you looZ3rs! The loony ice
fishermen were herded off Erie yesterday; perhaps we could send 'em
out on Huron?! And lake effect snowstorms usually strike below Buffalo
and 30 miles north of me, so I'm just getting a good old-fashioned
snowfall.

Would you like me to send the St. Bernards west?

La'ff now babe...

Ever seen "The Day After Tomorrow"?

I'm glad I live in South Texas.

Down in the South Texas town of El Paso?

--
Chris McG.

Not quite... :-)
But being female, I won't be
"Fallin' in love with a mexican gal"...
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Omelet wrote:

But being female, I won't be
"Fallin' in love with a mexican gal"...

Seinfeld
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
/Seinfeld

Now I'll have that tune running through my head for the rest of the day.


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G

On Wed, 14 Feb 2007 21:16:08 GMT, Gary Woods
wrote:

Omelet wrote:

But being female, I won't be
"Fallin' in love with a mexican gal"...

Seinfeld
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
/Seinfeld

Now I'll have that tune running through my head for the rest of the day.


Um . . . d00d? Those aren't the lyrics to the theme song from
"Seinfeld," mostly on account of there aren't any lyrics to the theme
song from "Seinfeld."

In article ,
Gary Woods wrote:

Omelet wrote:

But being female, I won't be
"Fallin' in love with a mexican gal"...

Seinfeld
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
/Seinfeld

Now I'll have that tune running through my head for the rest of the day.


Gary Woods

lol
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Chris McGonnell wrote in
:

On 14 Feb 2007 01:07:37 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:

Chris McGonnell wrote in
m:
snip

Up until last week, but the meteorologists say Lake Erie
is *finally* iced over, so no more lake effect storms
here! Lake Ontario is the culprit over Oswego County.


You be wrong, per Channel 8 (Cleveland)(or was that the
Clveland Plain Dealer ?)(it were someone local, at least,
and news-ish). Huron is sending us wet gooey masses of
snow. And Lake Effect is just a term for "We aren't sure
how much will fall before it stops or where it will fall so
we will make up this here cute name for GO SOUTH OR FREEZE
YOU IDIOTS"

HAW HAW, you get two lake effects, you looZ3rs! The loony
ice fishermen were herded off Erie yesterday; perhaps we
could send 'em out on Huron?! And lake effect snowstorms
usually strike below Buffalo and 30 miles north of me, so
I'm just getting a good old-fashioned snowfall.

Would you like me to send the St. Bernards west?


Too late. The roads are cleared, my drive is shoveled, the
dog has pooped several times in the nice maze I dug her and
the good booze got all bought up by the dudes what have
snowplows on their huge honking trucks (plows that,
apparantly, don't plow snow unless it is in the way of booze
runs). So no thanks, unless the Bernards have some good booze
in their barrels and the sense not to drink it all up before
they get here.

--
TeaLady (mari)

"The principle of Race is meant to embody and express the
utter negation of human freedom, the denial of equal rights, a
challenge in the face of mankind." A. Kolnai

On 15 Feb 2007 00:21:49 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:
snip
Would you like me to send the St. Bernards west?


Too late. The roads are cleared, my drive is shoveled, the
dog has pooped several times in the nice maze I dug her and
the good booze got all bought up by the dudes what have
snowplows on their huge honking trucks (plows that,
apparantly, don't plow snow unless it is in the way of booze
runs). So no thanks, unless the Bernards have some good booze
in their barrels and the sense not to drink it all up before
they get here.

My St. Bernards usually have those little kegs of brandy on their
collars -- would you prefer Grand Marnier?

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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Chris McGonnell wrote in
:

On 15 Feb 2007 00:21:49 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:
snip
Would you like me to send the St. Bernards west?


Too late. The roads are cleared, my drive is shoveled, the
dog has pooped several times in the nice maze I dug her and
the good booze got all bought up by the dudes what have
snowplows on their huge honking trucks (plows that,
apparantly, don't plow snow unless it is in the way of
booze runs). So no thanks, unless the Bernards have some
good booze in their barrels and the sense not to drink it
all up before they get here.

My St. Bernards usually have those little kegs of brandy on
their collars -- would you prefer Grand Marnier?


A nice cognac would do. Hell, fill 'er up with Hypnotique,
may as well have blue booze for blue(sy) weather, eh?

Stopped and got some of the flavored fake "wine" that is
really just an expensive wine wooler dressed up in a big
bottle. Not bad for cheap stuff, tastes like fizzy fruit
juice, hits the brane like wine after the 2nd glass. I'm
getting my hair cut n colored tomorrow, so I don't want to be
hung-over in the midst of all those chemicals. Might not hold
still well enough, get a crooked cut or lop-sided dark-lights.

--
TeaLady (mari)

"The principle of Race is meant to embody and express the
utter negation of human freedom, the denial of equal rights, a
challenge in the face of mankind." A. Kolnai

In article ,
"TeaLady (Mari C.)" wrote:

Chris McGonnell wrote in
:

On 15 Feb 2007 00:21:49 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:
snip
Would you like me to send the St. Bernards west?


Too late. The roads are cleared, my drive is shoveled, the
dog has pooped several times in the nice maze I dug her and
the good booze got all bought up by the dudes what have
snowplows on their huge honking trucks (plows that,
apparantly, don't plow snow unless it is in the way of
booze runs). So no thanks, unless the Bernards have some
good booze in their barrels and the sense not to drink it
all up before they get here.

My St. Bernards usually have those little kegs of brandy on
their collars -- would you prefer Grand Marnier?


A nice cognac would do. Hell, fill 'er up with Hypnotique,
may as well have blue booze for blue(sy) weather, eh?

Stopped and got some of the flavored fake "wine" that is
really just an expensive wine wooler dressed up in a big
bottle. Not bad for cheap stuff, tastes like fizzy fruit
juice, hits the brane like wine after the 2nd glass. I'm
getting my hair cut n colored tomorrow, so I don't want to be
hung-over in the midst of all those chemicals. Might not hold
still well enough, get a crooked cut or lop-sided dark-lights.

Just finished watching Northern Exposu Season 2: Disc 3 fist episode.
We haven't even got to cabin fever yet and your making me miss winter.
- Bill

Coloribus gustibus non disputatum.

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:04:00 -0800, William Rose
wrote:

Just finished watching Northern Exposu Season 2: Disc 3 fist episode.

I'm not sure whether this is making me glad or sorry I never watched
Northern Exposure. Who knew they could get away with that stuff on
network TV?

BW

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:04:00 -0800, William Rose
wrote:

Just finished watching Northern Exposu Season 2: Disc 3 fist episode.
^^^^
That was a nasty one, for sure.