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this rascal ruined my garden!
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Repeating Decimal wrote: in article , Charles P at wrote on 6/21/03 8:43 AM: Well, after getting 2 coons, I've bagged my first woodchuck. There are more to follow I'm sure. There's a whole colony of them near my garden. Used cantalope for bait. This fellow is now relocated and won't be coming back. In the good old days during the Great Depression, such creatures would be relocated to the dinner table. They would not come back either. Bill The ultimate revenge lies in the pages of the "Humanure Handbook." Eat the damned rodent (stewed with dumplings!), and when natural urge arises, deposit one's nightsoil into the toilet container layered with peatmoss, and eventually return it to the garden. Thus, the pest becomes compost to enrich the garden. How sweet the cycle of life! Allen |
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