"madgardener" expounded:

boredom? fun poking sticks at the animal? gbseg

Just be careful what animals you poke, these two are the real deal.

--
Ann, Gardening in zone 6a
Just south of Boston, MA
********************************

isn't that the one with Whoopi and ?? (CRS here............) where one wound
up pregnant, boyfriend dead, desert, etc?
maddie
"D Kat" wrote in message
news
I don't suppose you ever saw "Men on the Side"? I highly recommend it.
My
favorite line in it is "Don't tease the animals!" but it will only bring a
BG to your face if you have seen the film... DKat

"madgardener" wrote in message
...
boredom? fun poking sticks at the animal? gbseg
maddie
"D Kat" wrote in message
...
I'm just curious.... why are you guys encouraging a TROLL?

DKat

"Ann" wrote in message
...
"madgardener" expounded:

boredom? fun poking sticks at the animal? gbseg

Just be careful what animals you poke, these two are the real deal.

which two are the real deal and where did I lose you at the bakery?? (old
schitt skit between Rowen and Martin as spys and Dick appears to have gotten
the fast and distinct directions and he asks him if he got it and Dick tells
him..."I lost you at the bakery" and of course there was NO
bakery............EG but which two are the real deal, and why am I
lost??~
maddie

--
Ann, Gardening in zone 6a
Just south of Boston, MA
********************************

don't judge all of us loony and obsessive gardeners by one Troll............
madgardener glad that there's another new gardener to the newsgroup and
hoping Michelle clues us in on where she gardens and what she likes later
on.............
madgardener up on the ridge, back in fairy holler, overlooking English
Mountain in Eastern Tennessee, zone 7, Sunset zone 36
"Michelle" wrote in message
...
I'm new to this news group This is n intresting thread I had no
idea that a garden group was going to be so much fun
Oh and about the pesky kids just get a giant man eating fly trap and
bate it with the kids ball problem solved.
have fun with the chemicals and special Jamaican grass!
... :- )
Michelle


On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 01:49:03 GMT, "Eddie Luck"
wrote:

Ah, g'day... my name is Eddie Luck and I'm a gardener!

In my garden I have no grass. There are two little boys who live next
door
and they hate me. They call me fat old man and throw their tennis balls
in
my garden just so they can steal my chokos and throw them on the ground.

They call my garden a desert. One of the boys is called Johnny and once
I
grabbed him and tortured him in my shed. I forced him to drink Roundup.
He
found my pile of dead magpies and he called the police. I hate that boy.
One day I'm going to hurt him seriously.

There used to be lots of trees in my backyard but I chopped them all
down,
and spray Roundup on the bare ground every week to make sure it is all
dead.
I also go over the ground with my rotary hoe until every clump is smashed
into dust.

I have a few rows of vegetables, mostly pumpkins and tomatoes. I water
them
with greywater and the leaves get covered in muck and undissolved soap
powder. Last year was the first time I got an edible pumpkin. It was
nearly as big as an apple and I shared it with Surveillance.

Surveillance is my wife and she wears a blue and white dress. She's
really
fat too because we eat pork almost exclusively. Pork is really good for
you
and we eat a lot. We blend the fat into a refreshing cold drink too. I
have the recipe if you want it.

I have to go now. Surveillance has detected Johnny in my backyard
getting
his cricket ball. I'm going to hurt him really badly.

Eddie

isn't that the one with Whoopi and ?? (CRS here............) where one wound
up pregnant, boyfriend dead, desert, etc?
maddie
"D Kat" wrote in message
news
I don't suppose you ever saw "Men on the Side"? I highly recommend it.
My
favorite line in it is "Don't tease the animals!" but it will only bring a
BG to your face if you have seen the film... DKat

"madgardener" wrote in message
...
boredom? fun poking sticks at the animal? gbseg
maddie
"D Kat" wrote in message
...
I'm just curious.... why are you guys encouraging a TROLL?

DKat

isn't that the one with Whoopi and ?? (CRS here............) where one wound
up pregnant, boyfriend dead, desert, etc?
maddie
"D Kat" wrote in message
news
I don't suppose you ever saw "Men on the Side"? I highly recommend it.
My
favorite line in it is "Don't tease the animals!" but it will only bring a
BG to your face if you have seen the film... DKat

"madgardener" wrote in message
...
boredom? fun poking sticks at the animal? gbseg
maddie
"D Kat" wrote in message
...
I'm just curious.... why are you guys encouraging a TROLL?

DKat

"Ann" wrote in message
...
"madgardener" expounded:

boredom? fun poking sticks at the animal? gbseg

Just be careful what animals you poke, these two are the real deal.

which two are the real deal and where did I lose you at the bakery?? (old
schitt skit between Rowen and Martin as spys and Dick appears to have gotten
the fast and distinct directions and he asks him if he got it and Dick tells
him..."I lost you at the bakery" and of course there was NO
bakery............EG but which two are the real deal, and why am I
lost??~
maddie

--
Ann, Gardening in zone 6a
Just south of Boston, MA
********************************

don't judge all of us loony and obsessive gardeners by one Troll............
madgardener glad that there's another new gardener to the newsgroup and
hoping Michelle clues us in on where she gardens and what she likes later
on.............
madgardener up on the ridge, back in fairy holler, overlooking English
Mountain in Eastern Tennessee, zone 7, Sunset zone 36
"Michelle" wrote in message
...
I'm new to this news group This is n intresting thread I had no
idea that a garden group was going to be so much fun
Oh and about the pesky kids just get a giant man eating fly trap and
bate it with the kids ball problem solved.
have fun with the chemicals and special Jamaican grass!
... :- )
Michelle


On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 01:49:03 GMT, "Eddie Luck"
wrote:

Ah, g'day... my name is Eddie Luck and I'm a gardener!

In my garden I have no grass. There are two little boys who live next
door
and they hate me. They call me fat old man and throw their tennis balls
in
my garden just so they can steal my chokos and throw them on the ground.

They call my garden a desert. One of the boys is called Johnny and once
I
grabbed him and tortured him in my shed. I forced him to drink Roundup.
He
found my pile of dead magpies and he called the police. I hate that boy.
One day I'm going to hurt him seriously.

There used to be lots of trees in my backyard but I chopped them all
down,
and spray Roundup on the bare ground every week to make sure it is all
dead.
I also go over the ground with my rotary hoe until every clump is smashed
into dust.

I have a few rows of vegetables, mostly pumpkins and tomatoes. I water
them
with greywater and the leaves get covered in muck and undissolved soap
powder. Last year was the first time I got an edible pumpkin. It was
nearly as big as an apple and I shared it with Surveillance.

Surveillance is my wife and she wears a blue and white dress. She's
really
fat too because we eat pork almost exclusively. Pork is really good for
you
and we eat a lot. We blend the fat into a refreshing cold drink too. I
have the recipe if you want it.

I have to go now. Surveillance has detected Johnny in my backyard
getting
his cricket ball. I'm going to hurt him really badly.

Eddie

Yes. Whoopi Goldberg, Mary-Louise Parker and Drew Barrymore (with Matthew
McConaughey playing the super straight boyfriend that Drew ends up with
after he gets her sent her to jail for accidently being responsible for 1st
boyfriends death). A very funny tear jerker. DKat

"madgardener" wrote in message
...
isn't that the one with Whoopi and ?? (CRS here............) where one
wound
up pregnant, boyfriend dead, desert, etc?
maddie
"D Kat" wrote in message
news
I don't suppose you ever saw "Men on the Side"? I highly recommend it.
My
favorite line in it is "Don't tease the animals!" but it will only bring
a
BG to your face if you have seen the film... DKat

"madgardener" wrote in message
...
boredom? fun poking sticks at the animal? gbseg
maddie
"D Kat" wrote in message
...
I'm just curious.... why are you guys encouraging a TROLL?

DKat

I got yer message thru Squire's computer, Ann. received and noted. nuff
said. (Squire isn't speaking to me about the problems with my own computer
so it might be ages before you hear from me again
maddie)
"Ann" wrote in message
...
"madgardener" expounded:

boredom? fun poking sticks at the animal? gbseg

Just be careful what animals you poke, these two are the real deal.

--
Ann, Gardening in zone 6a
Just south of Boston, MA
********************************

Cereoid, it's best to leave Trish and Eddie to themselves. they're busy
baiting trolls..............
"Cereoid-UR12-" wrote in message
om...
Hey pork chop,

I bet you spent quite a bit of your useless life smoking grass and abusing
yourself huffing pesticides!!!

Would recommend that you grow spiny cactus in your desert garden but you
seem so antisocial that you probably even hate prickly pears just because
of
the name!!



Eddie Luck wrote in message
...
Ah, g'day... my name is Eddie Luck and I'm a gardener!

In my garden I have no grass. There are two little boys who live next
door
and they hate me. They call me fat old man and throw their tennis balls
in
my garden just so they can steal my chokos and throw them on the ground.

They call my garden a desert. One of the boys is called Johnny and once
I
grabbed him and tortured him in my shed. I forced him to drink Roundup.
He
found my pile of dead magpies and he called the police. I hate that
boy.
One day I'm going to hurt him seriously.

There used to be lots of trees in my backyard but I chopped them all
down,
and spray Roundup on the bare ground every week to make sure it is all
dead.
I also go over the ground with my rotary hoe until every clump is
smashed
into dust.

I have a few rows of vegetables, mostly pumpkins and tomatoes. I water
them
with greywater and the leaves get covered in muck and undissolved soap
powder. Last year was the first time I got an edible pumpkin. It was
nearly as big as an apple and I shared it with Surveillance.

Surveillance is my wife and she wears a blue and white dress. She's
really
fat too because we eat pork almost exclusively. Pork is really good for
you
and we eat a lot. We blend the fat into a refreshing cold drink too. I
have the recipe if you want it.

I have to go now. Surveillance has detected Johnny in my backyard
getting
his cricket ball. I'm going to hurt him really badly.

Eddie

Oh Lucky Eddie,
You are truelly blessed to have neighbours who steal
your chokos!
Here where live, once the chokos start to ripen, when we walk to the shops
we hide our shopping bags from view in case a neighbour rushes out to force
another 3 (or 4 or 5 or 6 etc) on us as we walk \ run \ sneak past. Little
do they realise that the bulge in my pocket does not reflect my joy to see
them, it's just the bloody choko that I insist that anyone leaving my house
must take with them in case they strike a stranger / tourist / drunk that
they can con into accepting the green grenades.


China
'Goa Way'
Wingham
NSW

On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 05:30:10 GMT, "China"
wrote:

Oh Lucky Eddie,
You are truelly blessed to have neighbours who steal
your chokos!
Here where live, once the chokos start to ripen, when we walk to the shops
we hide our shopping bags from view in case a neighbour rushes out to force
another 3 (or 4 or 5 or 6 etc) on us as we walk \ run \ sneak past. Little
do they realise that the bulge in my pocket does not reflect my joy to see
them, it's just the bloody choko that I insist that anyone leaving my house
must take with them in case they strike a stranger / tourist / drunk that
they can con into accepting the green grenades.

The zucchini of the southern hemisphere? Call it chayote or
christophene, and market to the rest of the world. :-)