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Homage to Indoor Plants
Inviting all to read my missive on the indoor plants, all plucky, bright and
big after a summer outdoors. With pictures! http://patfish.blogspot.com/2004/10/...ants-pics.html Pat Fish/Merryland Visit My Blog: http://patfish.blogspot.com/ |
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Once you bring them indoors the decline begins!!!!
"Pat Fish1" wrote in message ... Inviting all to read my missive on the indoor plants, all plucky, bright and big after a summer outdoors. With pictures! http://patfish.blogspot.com/2004/10/...ants-pics.html Pat Fish/Merryland Visit My Blog: http://patfish.blogspot.com/ |
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RUSH LIMBAUGH TRIVIA
http://patfish.blogspot.com/2004/10/...gh-trivia.html To All Dittoheads. Think you know Rush Limbaugh? Take the test and find out if your ditto is really an apostrophe. Why does Rush say Jesse Jackson's name as "Revuhrand" Jackson? - Because he is a racist jackass! Why do folks from Rio Linda have such a comprehension problem? - They don't. When refers to John Kerry, he might say "John F'in Kerry". What does the 'F' in' stand for and why? - Its a lame attempt at humor. It stands for "future president"!!!!! What happened to Rush's hearing? - He went deaf listening to his own BS! How many times has Rush been married? - To a woman or a man? Bonus: Is Rush involved with anyone now? Extra point if you know the rumor. - Yeah, he is having an intense relationship with his left hand. What did Rush allegedly do wrong during his stint as an ESPN sports moderator? - He opened his mouth. Where does Rush live? - In Fantasyland. What is special about the EIB microphone? - Nothing At the end of each show hour, where do Rush's broadcast tapes go? - Into an incinerator. Who is Snerdly? - Nobody cares. Is he real? - He is a legend in his own mind. Why is Rush suing the Palm Beach District Attorney? - To get himself mentioned on the legitimate news. Who is Rush's lawyer? - Ketchum N. Cheatem What is Rush's favorite John Kerry theme song? - I thought you said he went deaf? What kind of pet, if any, does Rush own? - A blood sucking leach What political ideology does Rush hate and why? - Anything that is logical or the truth because he is a complete jackass. When will Rush stop doing what he does? - When somebody puts a bullet in his head What does Rush tie behind his back just to make it fair? - That's a trick question. He's never fair or truthful. What is a "Gorbasm"? - What Al Gore has when Rush gives him oral sex. Has Rush ever been wrong? List.one point for each time listed when Rush was wrong. - Another trick question. He has been wrong more times than there are stars in the heavens. Such a list would be almost infinite. ***************************** My answers this Thursday but meanwhile, talk amongst yourselves. posted by Pat Fish-Kaitlyn's Grandma at 7:31 PM |
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"Cereus-validus." wrote:
RUSH LIMBAUGH TRIVIA http://patfish.blogspot.com/2004/10/...gh-trivia.html To All Dittoheads. Think you know Rush Limbaugh? Take the test and find out if your ditto is really an apostrophe. Why does Rush say Jesse Jackson's name as "Revuhrand" Jackson? - Because he is a racist jackass! Why do folks from Rio Linda have such a comprehension problem? - They don't. When refers to John Kerry, he might say "John F'in Kerry". What does the 'F' in' stand for and why? - Its a lame attempt at humor. It stands for "future president"!!!!! What happened to Rush's hearing? - He went deaf listening to his own BS! How many times has Rush been married? - To a woman or a man? Bonus: Is Rush involved with anyone now? Extra point if you know the rumor. - Yeah, he is having an intense relationship with his left hand. What did Rush allegedly do wrong during his stint as an ESPN sports moderator? - He opened his mouth. Where does Rush live? - In Fantasyland. What is special about the EIB microphone? - Nothing At the end of each show hour, where do Rush's broadcast tapes go? - Into an incinerator. Who is Snerdly? - Nobody cares. Is he real? - He is a legend in his own mind. Why is Rush suing the Palm Beach District Attorney? - To get himself mentioned on the legitimate news. Who is Rush's lawyer? - Ketchum N. Cheatem What is Rush's favorite John Kerry theme song? - I thought you said he went deaf? What kind of pet, if any, does Rush own? - A blood sucking leach What political ideology does Rush hate and why? - Anything that is logical or the truth because he is a complete jackass. When will Rush stop doing what he does? - When somebody puts a bullet in his head What does Rush tie behind his back just to make it fair? - That's a trick question. He's never fair or truthful. What is a "Gorbasm"? - What Al Gore has when Rush gives him oral sex. Has Rush ever been wrong? List.one point for each time listed when Rush was wrong. - Another trick question. He has been wrong more times than there are stars in the heavens. Such a list would be almost infinite. ***************************** My answers this Thursday but meanwhile, talk amongst yourselves. posted by Pat Fish-Kaitlyn's Grandma at 7:31 PM LOL. What?!! No mention of Rush's backdoor avoidance of the Vietnam-era draft? Question: How did chickenhawk Rush Limbaugh avoid the draft? Answer: ANAL CYST (Hmmm. Between his shoulders?) http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.htm |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:57:34 -0500, Erma1ina
wrote: LOL. What?!! No mention of Rush's backdoor avoidance of the Vietnam-era draft? Question: How did chickenhawk Rush Limbaugh avoid the draft? Answer: ANAL CYST (Hmmm. Between his shoulders?) http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.htm Dontcha just love them chickenhawks!!!! |
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hippy gardener wrote in message . ..
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:57:34 -0500, Erma1ina wrote: LOL. What?!! No mention of Rush's backdoor avoidance of the Vietnam-era draft? Question: How did chickenhawk Rush Limbaugh avoid the draft? Answer: ANAL CYST (Hmmm. Between his shoulders?) http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.htm Dontcha just love them chickenhawks!!!! Question: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? Answer: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag. The other is a dirigible. J. Del Col |
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RUSH LIMBAUGH TRIVIA
http://patfish.blogspot.com/2004/10/...gh-trivia.html To All Dittoheads. Think you know Rush Limbaugh? Take the test and find out if your ditto is really an apostrophe. What did Rush allegedly do wrong during his stint as an ESPN sports moderator? Pat's Answer: "He said some football player named McNabb was over-rated. McNabb is black and Rush was labeled a racist." What he said was: "I think the sum total of what you're all saying is that Donovan McNabb is regressing, he's going backwards. And...I'm sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. "I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. I think the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. They're interested in black coaches and black quarterbacks doing well; I think there is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of his team that he really didn't deserve. The defense carried this team... "I think he got a lot of credit for the defensive side of the ball winning games for this team." Around the same time he was being investigated for fraudulently obtaining a regulated prescription drug, oxycontin. Of course, you won't find any mention of that on openly biased or stealthly disguised web sites. (What's with the Hero worship? Are Democratic sites also this obsequious?) My guess is he quit under pressure from ESPN (owned by Disney), realizing they already had enough commentators spouting inane (but at least socially acceptable ... ka-ching$$$) drivel, some of whom who had even won sports championships and some of whom who had already been on the rehab train, or both (Michael Irvin). Yeah Donovan "4th and forever but prior to this year couldn't complete a short pass to save his life" McNabb, son of one of the Chunky-bleech soup moms. |
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Limbaugh had been making racist remarks on his show long before that. Making
him a sports commentator on legitimate TV was asking for trouble from the start. It was like asking Archie Bunker to be the color commentator!!!They wanted controversy and that's exactly what they got. The real question for Disney is why does Donald Duck goes around without pants or underwear and has his three nephews living with him? There should be an investigation. "Salty Thumb" wrote in message news:C3Tgd.1359$pY6.635@trnddc04... RUSH LIMBAUGH TRIVIA http://patfish.blogspot.com/2004/10/...gh-trivia.html To All Dittoheads. Think you know Rush Limbaugh? Take the test and find out if your ditto is really an apostrophe. What did Rush allegedly do wrong during his stint as an ESPN sports moderator? Pat's Answer: "He said some football player named McNabb was over-rated. McNabb is black and Rush was labeled a racist." What he said was: "I think the sum total of what you're all saying is that Donovan McNabb is regressing, he's going backwards. And...I'm sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. "I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. I think the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. They're interested in black coaches and black quarterbacks doing well; I think there is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of his team that he really didn't deserve. The defense carried this team... "I think he got a lot of credit for the defensive side of the ball winning games for this team." Around the same time he was being investigated for fraudulently obtaining a regulated prescription drug, oxycontin. Of course, you won't find any mention of that on openly biased or stealthly disguised web sites. (What's with the Hero worship? Are Democratic sites also this obsequious?) My guess is he quit under pressure from ESPN (owned by Disney), realizing they already had enough commentators spouting inane (but at least socially acceptable ... ka-ching$$$) drivel, some of whom who had even won sports championships and some of whom who had already been on the rehab train, or both (Michael Irvin). Yeah Donovan "4th and forever but prior to this year couldn't complete a short pass to save his life" McNabb, son of one of the Chunky-bleech soup moms. |
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"Cereus-validus." wrote: Limbaugh had been making racist remarks on his show long before that. Yup. When Trent Lott said the world would be a better place if the segratationist politics of Strom Thurmon were still in effect, Rush spent two weeks expanding on why Trent Lott was a brave patriot for telling the truth. His most infamous racist quip was when he hung up on a black caller & said, "Take that bone out of your nose then call me back." Of the NAACP, Rush instructed them to arrange "riot practices" & to set up liquor stores in which their people could "practice robberies." On another show he said, "Ever notice composit pictures of criminals always look like Jesse Jackson?" He often adds to his racist remarks something so divorced from reality that he seems genuinely insane. He said the American Indians mistreated each other more than any whites mistreated them, "They were savages, they damn well were, they scalped people" spewed Rush -- then strangely added "they were out there destroying timber." Say wha?? Rush seems to seriously dislike Indians. On another show he said of Tim Giago, a Sioux Indian who almost ran for senate but dropped out: "What happened in the tee-pee is unknown, but when the smoke signals cleared, Giago was Home on the Range." I suppose it eas meant to be funny. But the Tim Giago In A Teepee rant was pure tapdancing-******s-&-their-watermelons style racist stereotyping. When Spike Lee's Malcolm X was in the theaters & Spike said children ought to be let out of school for a day to see the film as an American history lesson, Rush commented that the history lesson wouldn't be complete unless the children were instructed to "Loot the theater on the way out," then burn the theater down. When Madonna gave birth to a half-Latino baby, Rush said on his show that she had given birth to a future gang member. When St Louis built a rail line to East St Louis, Rush mocked them for the folly of connecting the white part of the city up to the black part, because "nobody wants to go there." When a black woman phoned in to say that black people just want to be heard, Rush hung on her & said, "They are 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?" But I guess doing his usual schtick, if done on television to middle america, is different from doing it on the radio for trailer trash, or he'd be in the news as a racist about once a month. Making him a sports commentator on legitimate TV was asking for trouble from the start. It was like asking Archie Bunker to be the color commentator!!!They wanted controversy and that's exactly what they got. Rush said specifically as his idea of proof that McNabb was a worse football player than his stats indicate: "What we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well." This was a strange comment, not really sensible enough to be as definitively racist as it definitively stupid. It seemed to imply that black football players dominate the sport because the NFL has a liberal agenda to assist black people who aren't really very talented, & liberal sports reporters uphold the NFL agenda. In case someone scratching their head decided Rush had merely taken too much Vicadin that day & was speaking from within his hallucinations, he took the time to explain himself in more certainly racist terms a couple days later: "The sports media, being liberals just like liberal media everywhere, have a desire that black quarterbacks excell, so that their claims that blacks are being denied opportunity can be validated." The "what I MEANT to say" statement remained stupid & irrational, & does SEEM to be the rant of a racist mind. Apparently we're supposed to realize that black guys are actually TERRIBLE at sports, especially football, except the liberal media, in cahoots with the liberal-social-agendized NFL, makes black guys out to be good at sports though they're actually not any good (compared to what?). What's most clear is that Rush Limbaugh lives in an alternative universe where sports reporters are liberals, the NFL is a liberal political organization, the "media" including himself & all of Fox News are all liberals, & if all these liberals would just stop misrepresenting things out of misguided social concerns we'd all realize black guys suck at sports. If the mere thought of this pillhead racist moron's popularity is upsetting, then this article should cheer you up: http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/100203.asp The real question for Disney is why does Donald Duck goes around without pants or underwear and has his three nephews living with him? There should be an investigation. Also, were Micky & Minny Mouse living in sin or were they married, & if married, where was Minny most of the time, were they separated or divorced?? And are any of the Disney cartoon characters not mormons like Disney? -paghat the ratgirl -- "Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher. "Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature. -from Peter Newell's "Wild Flowers" Visit the Garden of Paghat the Ratgirl: http://www.paghat.com |
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I know only two days left, but this is gardening?
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:45:22 GMT, Salty Thumb wrote: RUSH LIMBAUGH TRIVIA http://patfish.blogspot.com/2004/10/...gh-trivia.html To All Dittoheads. Think you know Rush Limbaugh? Take the test and find out if your ditto is really an apostrophe. What did Rush allegedly do wrong during his stint as an ESPN sports moderator? Pat's Answer: "He said some football player named McNabb was over-rated. McNabb is black and Rush was labeled a racist." What he said was: "I think the sum total of what you're all saying is that Donovan McNabb is regressing, he's going backwards. And...I'm sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. "I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. I think the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. They're interested in black coaches and black quarterbacks doing well; I think there is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of his team that he really didn't deserve. The defense carried this team... "I think he got a lot of credit for the defensive side of the ball winning games for this team." Around the same time he was being investigated for fraudulently obtaining a regulated prescription drug, oxycontin. Of course, you won't find any mention of that on openly biased or stealthly disguised web sites. (What's with the Hero worship? Are Democratic sites also this obsequious?) My guess is he quit under pressure from ESPN (owned by Disney), realizing they already had enough commentators spouting inane (but at least socially acceptable ... ka-ching$$$) drivel, some of whom who had even won sports championships and some of whom who had already been on the rehab train, or both (Michael Irvin). Yeah Donovan "4th and forever but prior to this year couldn't complete a short pass to save his life" McNabb, son of one of the Chunky-bleech soup moms. |
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Finally a dittohead speaks up!!!
Trick or treat? Rush Limbaugh is a big fat jerk. What happens in two days, besides the elections, you turn into a liberal democrat? "Avalanche" wrote in message ... I know only two days left, but this is gardening? On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:45:22 GMT, Salty Thumb wrote: RUSH LIMBAUGH TRIVIA http://patfish.blogspot.com/2004/10/...gh-trivia.html To All Dittoheads. Think you know Rush Limbaugh? Take the test and find out if your ditto is really an apostrophe. What did Rush allegedly do wrong during his stint as an ESPN sports moderator? Pat's Answer: "He said some football player named McNabb was over-rated. McNabb is black and Rush was labeled a racist." What he said was: "I think the sum total of what you're all saying is that Donovan McNabb is regressing, he's going backwards. And...I'm sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. "I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. I think the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. They're interested in black coaches and black quarterbacks doing well; I think there is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of his team that he really didn't deserve. The defense carried this team... "I think he got a lot of credit for the defensive side of the ball winning games for this team." Around the same time he was being investigated for fraudulently obtaining a regulated prescription drug, oxycontin. Of course, you won't find any mention of that on openly biased or stealthly disguised web sites. (What's with the Hero worship? Are Democratic sites also this obsequious?) My guess is he quit under pressure from ESPN (owned by Disney), realizing they already had enough commentators spouting inane (but at least socially acceptable ... ka-ching$$$) drivel, some of whom who had even won sports championships and some of whom who had already been on the rehab train, or both (Michael Irvin). Yeah Donovan "4th and forever but prior to this year couldn't complete a short pass to save his life" McNabb, son of one of the Chunky-bleech soup moms. |
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Avalanche wrote in
: I know only two days left, but this is gardening? Every now and then a gardener has to stop and pull out some weeds. |
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