Terraforming Mars? What an original idea........NOT!!

I bet you can even envision ancient canals on Mars too, eh Peter Jacker?

Did you overdose on "The Martian Chronicles" when you were a kid, Pid?


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...
Maybe Mars might be a better place to grow plants because it has CO2 -
unlike the MOON.

One can envisage aquaria situated in deep Martian caverns - away from the
inclement Martian weather, with nucear-powered lamps generating plant
matter, and oxygen as well. Bit like growing grass under lamps in
wardrobes.

'The Martian Chronicles ;
is it a comic?
But then even the chronicles would know that the most efficient way to
transport water is via PIPES, because in the thin Martian atmosphere all the
water in canals would evaporate!
Silly Cereus Invalidus hasn't yet figured out that the best way to grow
plants on Mars is in CULTURE because then a suitable pressure can be
maintained, and fine control kept over mineral, CO2, temperature and light
levels via a Plutonium light & heat source.

Poor Cerberus semper flaccidus..

Who needs the moon anyway - SO boring -with no CO2 or water at all.
So unlike MARS.

Perhaps we can send Cereus Trollus Maximatus to Uranus - where he will feel
perfectly at home.

In the meantime let him study up on Botany and learn the difference between
a stamen and a pistil - for starters.

Jeeeeeesus.........!





"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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Terraforming Mars? What an original idea........NOT!!

I bet you can even envision ancient canals on Mars too, eh Peter Jacker?

Did you overdose on "The Martian Chronicles" when you were a kid, Pid?


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...
Maybe Mars might be a better place to grow plants because it has CO2 -
unlike the MOON.

One can envisage aquaria situated in deep Martian caverns - away from
the
inclement Martian weather, with nucear-powered lamps generating plant
matter, and oxygen as well. Bit like growing grass under lamps in
wardrobes.

No Jackal Peter, you are the comic. Too bad you were eliminated during the
auditions for the Ha-ha Club because you were so badly unfunny.

The only plants you can grow are fungal infections on Uranus and they aren't
even plants, Pustule!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...

'The Martian Chronicles ;
is it a comic?
But then even the chronicles would know that the most efficient way to
transport water is via PIPES, because in the thin Martian atmosphere all
the
water in canals would evaporate!
Silly Cereus Invalidus hasn't yet figured out that the best way to grow
plants on Mars is in CULTURE because then a suitable pressure can be
maintained, and fine control kept over mineral, CO2, temperature and light
levels via a Plutonium light & heat source.

Poor Cerberus semper flaccidus..

Who needs the moon anyway - SO boring -with no CO2 or water at all.
So unlike MARS.

Perhaps we can send Cereus Trollus Maximatus to Uranus - where he will
feel
perfectly at home.

In the meantime let him study up on Botany and learn the difference
between
a stamen and a pistil - for starters.

Jeeeeeesus.........!





"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
...
Terraforming Mars? What an original idea........NOT!!

I bet you can even envision ancient canals on Mars too, eh Peter Jacker?

Did you overdose on "The Martian Chronicles" when you were a kid, Pid?


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...
Maybe Mars might be a better place to grow plants because it has CO2 -
unlike the MOON.

One can envisage aquaria situated in deep Martian caverns - away from
the
inclement Martian weather, with nucear-powered lamps generating plant
matter, and oxygen as well. Bit like growing grass under lamps in
wardrobes.

There he goes again, ranting raving and squeaking like an enraged little
churchmouse, waving his little paws in the air, and stamping his little
feet! I have to be careful where I walk just in case I...........oops!
splat


"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
...
No Jackal Peter, you are the comic. Too bad you were eliminated during the
auditions for the Ha-ha Club because you were so badly unfunny.

The only plants you can grow are fungal infections on Uranus and they
aren't
even plants, Pustule!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...

'The Martian Chronicles ;
is it a comic?
But then even the chronicles would know that the most efficient way to
transport water is via PIPES, because in the thin Martian atmosphere all
the
water in canals would evaporate!
Silly Cereus Invalidus hasn't yet figured out that the best way to grow
plants on Mars is in CULTURE because then a suitable pressure can be
maintained, and fine control kept over mineral, CO2, temperature and
light
levels via a Plutonium light & heat source.

Poor Cerberus semper flaccidus..

Who needs the moon anyway - SO boring -with no CO2 or water at all.
So unlike MARS.

Perhaps we can send Cereus Trollus Maximatus to Uranus - where he will
feel
perfectly at home.

In the meantime let him study up on Botany and learn the difference
between
a stamen and a pistil - for starters.

Jeeeeeesus.........!





"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
...
Terraforming Mars? What an original idea........NOT!!

I bet you can even envision ancient canals on Mars too, eh Peter
Jacker?

Did you overdose on "The Martian Chronicles" when you were a kid, Pid?


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...
Maybe Mars might be a better place to grow plants because it has
CO2 -
unlike the MOON.

One can envisage aquaria situated in deep Martian caverns - away
from
the
inclement Martian weather, with nucear-powered lamps generating
plant
matter, and oxygen as well. Bit like growing grass under lamps in
wardrobes.

Obviously, without me you wouldn't have a reason for living, you pathetic
little **** ant!!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...
There he goes again, ranting raving and squeaking like an enraged little
churchmouse, waving his little paws in the air, and stamping his little
feet! I have to be careful where I walk just in case I...........oops!
splat


"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
...
No Jackal Peter, you are the comic. Too bad you were eliminated during
the
auditions for the Ha-ha Club because you were so badly unfunny.

The only plants you can grow are fungal infections on Uranus and they
aren't
even plants, Pustule!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...

'The Martian Chronicles ;
is it a comic?
But then even the chronicles would know that the most efficient way to
transport water is via PIPES, because in the thin Martian atmosphere
all
the
water in canals would evaporate!
Silly Cereus Invalidus hasn't yet figured out that the best way to
grow
plants on Mars is in CULTURE because then a suitable pressure can be
maintained, and fine control kept over mineral, CO2, temperature and
light
levels via a Plutonium light & heat source.

Poor Cerberus semper flaccidus..

Who needs the moon anyway - SO boring -with no CO2 or water at all.
So unlike MARS.

Perhaps we can send Cereus Trollus Maximatus to Uranus - where he will
feel
perfectly at home.

In the meantime let him study up on Botany and learn the difference
between
a stamen and a pistil - for starters.

Jeeeeeesus.........!





"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
...
Terraforming Mars? What an original idea........NOT!!

I bet you can even envision ancient canals on Mars too, eh Peter
Jacker?

Did you overdose on "The Martian Chronicles" when you were a kid,
Pid?


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...
Maybe Mars might be a better place to grow plants because it has
CO2 -
unlike the MOON.

One can envisage aquaria situated in deep Martian caverns - away
from
the
inclement Martian weather, with nucear-powered lamps generating
plant
matter, and oxygen as well. Bit like growing grass under lamps in
wardrobes.

Cereus-validus wrote:

Obviously, without me you wouldn't have a reason for living, you pathetic
little **** ant!!!!

Hmmm.. does he really think he's funny?

And to think some people say Germans have no sense of humor? Where do they
get that idea? Tell us, Franz.


"Zeitkind" wrote in message
...
Cereus-validus wrote:

Obviously, without me you wouldn't have a reason for living, you
pathetic
little **** ant!!!!

Hmmm.. does he really think he's funny?

Cereus-validus wrote:

And to think some people say Germans have no sense of humor? Where do they
get that idea? Tell us, Franz.


If *this* is humor.. well.. I don't want to have any... ^^

We should all get back on topic about Cerberus Semper Rantus's ABYSMAL lack
of knowledge about photosynthetic processes. Fancy considering growing
plants on the MOON fer chrissake! By the time one ships in the CO2 and
minerals 'n all it would be cheaper to ship in the desired PRODUCTS.
Clearly ol' Cerberus Cloacae Kickum is all lovesick for God-knows-who and so
can't see past the stoopid MOON. I'll bet he's out mooning right now 'cause
thats hw his sort has FUN.
Sickening, really.

Don.t listen to Cereus Flattus; MARS is the way to go.

Yeah man!








"Zeitkind" wrote in message
...
Cereus-validus wrote:

And to think some people say Germans have no sense of humor? Where do
they
get that idea? Tell us, Franz.


If *this* is humor.. well.. I don't want to have any... ^^

ROTFLMAO!!

You may just be the first Deutsch comic yet, Zeitkaput!!

Did you ever hear the one about crazy Adolph the wallpaper hanger?


"Zeitkind" wrote in message
...
Cereus-validus wrote:

And to think some people say Germans have no sense of humor? Where do
they
get that idea? Tell us, Franz.


If *this* is humor.. well.. I don't want to have any... ^^

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Drop the lame topic already.


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
...
We should all get back on topic about Cerberus Semper Rantus's ABYSMAL
lack
of knowledge about photosynthetic processes. Fancy considering growing
plants on the MOON fer chrissake! By the time one ships in the CO2 and
minerals 'n all it would be cheaper to ship in the desired PRODUCTS.
Clearly ol' Cerberus Cloacae Kickum is all lovesick for God-knows-who and
so
can't see past the stoopid MOON. I'll bet he's out mooning right now
'cause
thats hw his sort has FUN.
Sickening, really.

Don.t listen to Cereus Flattus; MARS is the way to go.

Yeah man!








"Zeitkind" wrote in message
...
Cereus-validus wrote:

And to think some people say Germans have no sense of humor? Where do
they
get that idea? Tell us, Franz.


If *this* is humor.. well.. I don't want to have any... ^^

Careful Zeitkind, this is BAIT...!


"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
m...
ROTFLMAO!!

You may just be the first Deutsch comic yet, Zeitkaput!!

Did you ever hear the one about crazy Adolph the wallpaper hanger?


"Zeitkind" wrote in message
...
Cereus-validus wrote:

And to think some people say Germans have no sense of humor? Where do
they
get that idea? Tell us, Franz.


If *this* is humor.. well.. I don't want to have any... ^^

Peter Jason wrote:

Careful Zeitkind, this is BAIT...!

I like to go fishing.. ^^

"Zeitkind" wrote in message
...
Peter Jason wrote:

Careful Zeitkind, this is BAIT...!

I like to go fishing.. ^^

If you ever catch Cereus Inconseqentus, don't throw him back. He'd make
good dog-meat.