ive looked through some of these posts and at most of your web sites.
Should call this rec.Jimmyrigged Ponds.
Pretty Sad. Ive never seen things so jimmy rigged togather in all of my
life. Leave it to the professionals to build your ponds

Harry

Newsgroup Troll FAQs

What is a newsgroup troll?

Along with blue herons, bullfrogs and raccoons, a common pest in the pond is
the newsgroup troll.

What can you do about one?

When you discover a newsgroup troll in your pond the first act you must take is
cut off all communication, as this is food to the newsgroup troll.
Usually when denied food the troll will slink under the fence and go bother
other hobbies and interests.

Can you suggest specific measures?

If the newsgroup troll continues to invest your pond you need to take more
drastic measures.

A motion detection sprinkler is one option. Newsgroup trolls have rarely been
seen bathing. (Handy tip: if you smell something bad next to your pond, you've
probably been invested by a troll.) The motion detection sprinklers will fire
off when tripped by a newsgroup troll.
The refreshing and cleansing sprinkler so offends the troll that he will leave
immediately to restore his protective layer of filth.

Alternately you can try baiting a hava-heart trap with cheap day old pizza and
warm beer. Newsgroup trolls can not resist this tasty combination. Once the
troll is trapped you can remove him
to a more natural setting - the welfare office, the holding tank at the jail or
sewer. Release the troll and you should see the last of him as his IQ is so low
he will not be able to find his way back to your pond.

Finally a last measure - a couple lengths of fido fence electric wire wrapped
around the newsgroup troll's neck and applied to the reproductive organs will
render the troll unconscious. You must quickly move in and dice the troll into
small bits and store in the freezer. Remove a small portion of diced troll at a
time and feed to the fish. Then the troll will be recycled into fish excrement
which is really too good for the troll but helps fertilize the plants.

Thus concludes our newsgroup troll faqs.
(And yes, it was me that wrote them before
under another screen name ;-)















k30a

heehehehe very appropriate.

LOLOL
mad
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

From: ESPMER (K30a)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: rec.ponds
Date: 06 Jun 2003 23:06:55 GMT
Subject: Should call this newground rec.Jimmyrigged Ponds

Newsgroup Troll FAQs

What is a newsgroup troll?

Along with blue herons, bullfrogs and raccoons, a common pest in the pond is
the newsgroup troll.

What can you do about one?

When you discover a newsgroup troll in your pond the first act you must take
is
cut off all communication, as this is food to the newsgroup troll.
Usually when denied food the troll will slink under the fence and go bother
other hobbies and interests.

Can you suggest specific measures?

If the newsgroup troll continues to invest your pond you need to take more
drastic measures.

A motion detection sprinkler is one option. Newsgroup trolls have rarely been
seen bathing. (Handy tip: if you smell something bad next to your pond, you've
probably been invested by a troll.) The motion detection sprinklers will fire
off when tripped by a newsgroup troll.
The refreshing and cleansing sprinkler so offends the troll that he will leave
immediately to restore his protective layer of filth.

Alternately you can try baiting a hava-heart trap with cheap day old pizza and
warm beer. Newsgroup trolls can not resist this tasty combination. Once the
troll is trapped you can remove him
to a more natural setting - the welfare office, the holding tank at the jail
or
sewer. Release the troll and you should see the last of him as his IQ is so
low
he will not be able to find his way back to your pond.

Finally a last measure - a couple lengths of fido fence electric wire wrapped
around the newsgroup troll's neck and applied to the reproductive organs will
render the troll unconscious. You must quickly move in and dice the troll into
small bits and store in the freezer. Remove a small portion of diced troll at
a
time and feed to the fish. Then the troll will be recycled into fish excrement
which is really too good for the troll but helps fertilize the plants.

Thus concludes our newsgroup troll faqs.
(And yes, it was me that wrote them before
under another screen name ;-)















k30a



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Sorry about that. But I got all nervous when you said I had to give up
my day old pizza and beer.

Hank wrote Sorry about that. But I got all nervous when you said I had to
give up
my day old pizza and beer.

Okay, you can keep the day old pizza and beer.
We'll bait the trap with week old tacos and cheap wine ;-)

k30a

You know, not everyone can be perfect, like you.
By the way, why don't you leave writing letters to the people that know what
spelling and punctuation are?
I'll put MY pond up against any pond built by "Professionals" out there
using the same budget.
Bear
"Harry" wrote in message
t...
ive looked through some of these posts and at most of your web sites.
Should call this rec.Jimmyrigged Ponds.
Pretty Sad. Ive never seen things so jimmy rigged togather in all of my
life. Leave it to the professionals to build your ponds

Harry

You know, not everyone can be perfect like you.
By the way, why don't you leave things like writing letters to people that
know what spelling and punctuation are.
I'll put my pond up against any pond built by your "Professionals" using the
same budget I have.
I have seen quite a few great looking ponds on this group, and gleaned some
information from many of the members here.
See MY pond, during and after construction at :
http://community.webshots.com/user/dragonladynw

Bear



ive looked through some of these posts and at most of your web sites.
Should call this rec.Jimmyrigged Ponds.
Pretty Sad. Ive never seen things so jimmy rigged togather in all of my
life. Leave it to the professionals to build your ponds

Harry

K30a wrote:
Newsgroup Troll FAQs

k30a


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LOLROFL
at least this time I didnt have coffee in my mouth when I read this


John Rutz
Z5 New Mexico

good judgement comes from bad experience, and that comes from bad
judgement

see my pond at:

http://www.fuerjefe.com

On Fri, 06 Jun 2003 22:38:53 GMT, "Harry"
wrote:

ive looked through some of these posts and at most of your web sites.
Should call this rec.Jimmyrigged Ponds.
Pretty Sad. Ive never seen things so jimmy rigged togather in all of my
life. Leave it to the professionals to build your ponds

Harry

I've been looking for a professional to enjoy my pond, it seems wrong
that just an amateur like myself could appreciate it.


_

- Charles
-
-does not play well with others

Harry wrote:
ive looked through some of these posts and at most of your web sites.
Should call this rec.Jimmyrigged Ponds.
Pretty Sad. Ive never seen things so jimmy rigged togather in all of my
life. Leave it to the professionals to build your ponds

Harry



Hi Harry,
Thanks for your thoughtful comments.

--
Bonnie
NJ
http://home.earthlink.net/~maebe43/

Harry the troll wrote:
ive looked through some of these posts and at most of your web sites.
Should call this rec.Jimmyrigged Ponds.
Pretty Sad. Ive never seen things so jimmy rigged togather in all of
my
life. Leave it to the professionals to build your ponds

Harry




If you do that, you miss the whole exercise. And then you have to pay
someone to come in and take care of it because you don't know how it works.
But, I guess the professional approach is right for elitist snobs like
yerself. You can't build it, and you won't maintain it.

Steve

"Harry" wrote in message
t...
ive looked through some of these posts and at most of your web sites.
Should call this rec.Jimmyrigged Ponds.
Pretty Sad. Ive never seen things so jimmy rigged togather in all of my
life. Leave it to the professionals to build your ponds

Harry

I do feel for you Harry!!The people in this news group have the ability
,knowledge,willingness,foresight,ambition,artistic ability and like the
feeling of accomplishment. Building a pond is not for people who do not have
these abilities.The so called "professionals",stay in business because of
people like you with no ability or people who have $$ to spend.

There are professionals who do know what they are doing,most have less
knowledge about fish,plants,water quality and pond maintenance then people
in this newsgroup.

One of the most important things about self-building is you learn how to
take care of your fish if a problem occurs.I never reply to trolls but I as
all the people in this group have their heart and soul in their pond. I had
to say something pertaining to your ignorant post.

Would you be so kind to post a picture of your professional pond??

I have to go and Jimmy Rig my filter right now.

Doug

I thought the phrase was "-jury- rigged"....


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