"Guy King" wrote in message ... The message from Egbert Egret contains these words: Please explain then, why i can never find a teaspoon? I don't take sugar in tea, cocoa, etc (and don't drink coughy) and use very little in anything else. (Except when I'm winemolishing, in which case I tend to hfr a shovel.) Then why do you need a teaspoon? OK, smartarse, how do /you/ get earwax from your ear into the storage jar? You get your servants to suck it out of course. -- Malc "Your mother can't climb stairs" Dalek playground taunt |
On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 20:24:33 +0100, Kate Dicey
wrote: Tony Davison wrote: On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:34:22 +0100, Guy King wrote: The message from "Ali Hopkins" contains these words: For measuring tea into the pot innit. You are a deeply civilised bunny, imo. Not as civilised as this... http://gamilacompany.com/tea/teastick.html Shpx me, a stainless steel re-useable tea bag. What will the think of next. I've had various different versions of this over the last 20 years. None werk so well as a well matured teapot. Yep, I agree. The problem with those gadgets is, I think, thermal capacity. Present teapot holds 8 mugfuls, wot is more than the kettle. I need a kettle bigger than 3 pints wot switches itself off. One can add extra boiling water to a pot of tea without detriment provided that it is done quickly (ie soon after the first lot) and that one has not drained the pot first. Also it must be done quietly behind curtains. hides behind shed door |
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On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 20:34:24 +0100, "Ali Hopkins"
wrote: "Kate Dicey" wrote in message ... I've had various different versions of this over the last 20 years. None werk so well as a well matured teapot. Present teapot holds 8 mugfuls, wot is more than the kettle. I need a kettle bigger than 3 pints wot switches itself off. Have you considered an urn? Morecambe Nah Eric, we're too young for that, just yet. /Wise |
On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:45:01 +0100, Guy King
wrote: The message from (WaltA) contains these words: Also it must be done quietly behind curtains. Oh, like farting then? Oh dear, is that why people have been looking at me ? I've been doing it all wrong then :( |
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Guy King's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmers' guns to bring me the
following: The message from (WaltA) contains these words: Also it must be done quietly behind curtains. Oh, like farting then? Oh dear, is that why people have been looking at me ? I've been doing it all wrong then :( Ah - there's not a lot of point in doing it quietly behind the curtains if the game is given away by the drapes blowing in the breeze. You have to throttle back as well. You may also need one of the http://www.over-the-counter.com/over...tfarfilun.html Or a dog. -- David Reid http://www.disarray.org.uk Real men don't need to read instructions. |
"Malc" wrote in message . uk... "Ali Hopkins" wrote in message ... NOOOOOOOOOOO! Tea bags is the anti-Char. Nearly as un frabjous as iced tea. I was on a Mercadian oil rig supply ship in the Gulf.. There were 2 chamines for dispensing beverages in the mess, both with those fishtank thingies on top with go roundy thingmerts inside. Anyway, one contained orange juice and the other contained what I took to be Cola. So I poured meself a cup and took a big swig. UAB in spades, I nearly spat it all over the floor. It prolly would have cleaned it nicely..... Ali |
In message , Mike Jones
writes Tony Davison wrote: On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:34:22 +0100, Guy King wrote: The message from "Ali Hopkins" contains these words: For measuring tea into the pot innit. You are a deeply civilised bunny, imo. Not as civilised as this... http://gamilacompany.com/tea/teastick.html Shpx me, a stainless steel re-useable tea bag. What will the think of next. And from leftpondia! (thobut at $20 a shot I'll stick to tea-bags) They're not uncommon on this side of the pond either. They predate teabags. -- Bernard Peek |
Guy King wrote:
The message from Egbert Egret contains these words: Please explain then, why i can never find a teaspoon? I don't take sugar in tea, cocoa, etc (and don't drink coughy) and use very little in anything else. (Except when I'm winemolishing, in which case I tend to hfr a shovel.) Then why do you need a teaspoon? OK, smartarse, how do /you/ get earwax from your ear into the storage jar? With the screwdriver on a Victorinox, of course! Richard |
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Also sprach Tony Davison :
Shpx me, a stainless steel re-useable tea bag. What will the think of next. Uranium-enriched chocolate fireguards. -- Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/ Wood is an excellent material for making trees, but is otherwise not to be trusted. |
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from martin contains these words: Euripades? Eumenades. -- Skipweasel. In the beginning was the word. And the word was Aardvark. |
"martin" wrote in message ... On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 20:34:24 +0100, "Ali Hopkins" wrote: "Kate Dicey" wrote in message ... I've had various different versions of this over the last 20 years. None werk so well as a well matured teapot. Present teapot holds 8 mugfuls, wot is more than the kettle. I need a kettle bigger than 3 pints wot switches itself off. Have you considered an urn? (Short fat hairy legs, and paid about fifty drachma.) Euripades? You tear them, you pay for them. Ali |
On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 19:15:30 +0100, Bernard Peek
wrote: Apart from recently being declared a diabetic I'm OK. Then take a look at alt.support.diabetes and alt.support.diabetes.uk if you don't already. -- Chris E-mail: christopher[dot]hogg[at]virgin[dot]net |
On or around Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:43:13 +0100, "Dave Larrington"
enlightened us thusly: ... ... url:http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/ that's surreal. I like "biscuits" from the main site navbar on the left. -- Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink; Good wine, a friend, or being dry, Or lest we should be by and by; Or any other reason why. - Henry Aldrich (1647 - 1710) |
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from Guy King contains these words: Euripades? Eumenades. Gotohades? -- Rusty Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
In message , Chris Hogg
writes On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 19:15:30 +0100, Bernard Peek wrote: Apart from recently being declared a diabetic I'm OK. Then take a look at alt.support.diabetes and alt.support.diabetes.uk if you don't already. I already do, but thanks anyway. The best advice I can give to a new diabetic is to talk to other diabetics. Which I do, some of them here in the shed. -- Bernard Peek |
The message
from Austin Shackles contains these words: url:http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/ that's surreal. I like "biscuits" from the main site navbar on the left. I wish Flash (or Director, or whatever it is) things had a progress bar so I could look at it and thing "Well, it's only about 30 seconds long, it might improve" or "So this, it goes on for ages and aint' showing any signs of getting better". -- Skipweasel. In the beginning was the word. And the word was Aardvark. |
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from Jaques d'Alltrades contains these words: Euripades? Eumenades. Gotohades? Gettafix -- Skipweasel. In the beginning was the word. And the word was Aardvark. |
"Guy King" wrote in message ... The message from Jaques d'Alltrades contains these words: Euripades? Eumenades. Gotohades? Gettafix My thought too! Obelix, peut-etre? Ali |
The message
from Guy King contains these words: Euripades? Eumenades. Gotohades? Gettafix Needlenoddlenoo -- Rusty Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
The message
from martin contains these words: Euripades? Eumenades. Gotohades? Gettafix My thought too! Obelix, peut-etre? parce que c'est possible? Lart de possible... -- Rusty Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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from Jaques d'Alltrades contains these words: Needlenoddlenoo ITYM needlenardlenoo -- Skipweasel. In the beginning was the word. And the word was Aardvark. |
On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 17:07:05 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote this (or the missive included this): The message from Guy King contains these words: Euripades? Eumenades. Gotohades? Gettafix Needlenoddlenoo Knit! -- ®óñ© © ² * ¹°°³ -¹ |
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The message from (WaltA) contains these words: An excess of mass. Something some of us sheddi are all to keenly aware of. There are three of us who are careful not to stand too near each other at moots in case of forming a singularity. Groan. I have just got back from eating and drinking far too much (is there any other way?) at TGI Friday's in Cardiff. I have partaken of very little alcohol since such is unnecessary to enjoyment at TGIF; however I have nonetheless allowed far more liquid than is good for me to pass these lips and much too much food. The bill for the seven of us came to more ZU than we currently have available but I don't care. Much enjoyment has been had over vegetable fajitas and suchlike and for every pound spent I feel a pound has attached itself to my middle. I feel ill. -- To reply see 'from' in headers; lose the domain, and insert dots and @ where common sense dictates. |
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Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Ali Hopkins said:
And sometimes, posters drift in and out too.... I was here at the dawn of urs and voted for it, too. Thankyou. Best CFV I ever did. -- I'll run a diagnostic |
"Pablo Guildenstern" wrote in message ... Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Ali Hopkins said: And sometimes, posters drift in and out too.... I was here at the dawn of urs and voted for it, too. Thankyou. Best CFV I ever did. I am in violent agreement on that. :) Ali |
Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Ali Hopkins said:
"Pablo Guildenstern" wrote in message ... Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Ali Hopkins said: And sometimes, posters drift in and out too.... I was here at the dawn of urs and voted for it, too. Thankyou. Best CFV I ever did. I am in violent agreement on that. :) Ah, you saw how badly the other two ended up, then. -- I'll run a diagnostic |
Sena wrote:
It's not as ghastly as it sounds. ArKate's got some photies on her wibble and the whole thing is actually rather good. Fankooo. It were a seriously good fun project, if more than a little mad. -- Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons http://www.katedicey.co.uk Click on Kate's Pages and explore! |
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Ali Hopkins wrote: "Pablo Guildenstern" wrote in message . .. And sometimes, posters drift in and out too.... I was here at the dawn of urs and voted for it, too. I am in violent agreement on that. :) uk.rec.gardening was a pretty successful one, too. It became an active group almost immediately, and has not stopped since :-) But, for sheer surrealism, uk.rec.sheds has no competition. Only alt.aeffle.und.pferdle comes close. Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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says... said... 16 eh? And I thought our Ruth had lost the plot going for 8. Mined ewe, when they came tripping down the aisle carring their posies I nearly died of an acute attack of Aaaw-look-at-the-pretties-itis. We're still waiting for the .jpgs... Still not got the official photies, or the ones from the disposable cameras, but here's something to tide you over First a picture of us outside the church, I'm the blue blob towards the right hand side. http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/church%20door.JPG Then there's this picture of the happy couple with their 8 bridesmaids http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/maids4.JPG 3 of whom are my lovely nieces http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/nieces.JPG 3 others are arj neices by marriage http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/new%20nieces.JPG and the other two are the matron of honour and her wee blond lass. -- Krane karen at lesbiangardens dot net |
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says... In article , says... said... 16 eh? And I thought our Ruth had lost the plot going for 8. Mined ewe, when they came tripping down the aisle carring their posies I nearly died of an acute attack of Aaaw-look-at-the-pretties-itis. We're still waiting for the .jpgs... Still not got the official photies, or the ones from the disposable cameras, but here's something to tide you over And then I forgot the most important picture, the three shot glasses filled with tiramisu, triffle and chocolate mousse that we all got for our afters at the reception. http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/shots.JPG -- Krane karen at lesbiangardens dot net |
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