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Sena 28-08-2005 06:03 PM

said...
First a picture of us outside the church, I'm the blue blob towards the
right hand side.
http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/church%20door.JPG

Wow, and you molished that yourself? I'm impressed!

Then there's this picture of the happy couple with their 8 bridesmaids
http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/maids4.JPG


Gracious, it's like seeing double! Are you and Ruth very close in age
Karen? You could practically be twinses!

3 of whom are my lovely nieces
http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/nieces.JPG


Oh my. What absolutely stunning young ladies. No wonder you're so very
proud of them.

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Sena 28-08-2005 06:05 PM

said...
Still not got the official photies, or the ones from the disposable
cameras, but here's something to tide you over


And then I forgot the most important picture, the three shot glasses
filled with tiramisu, triffle and chocolate mousse that we all got for
our afters at the reception.
http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/shots.JPG

Ooh. Did you have to choose, or were you allowed to sample all three?
I'm very partial to tiramisu I am. Down in Lynmouth t'other day I
encountered Mavis and her icy screams, one of which was tiramisu and
amarettini. MMMMmmmm!
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Krane 28-08-2005 06:42 PM

In article ,
says...
said...
Still not got the official photies, or the ones from the disposable
cameras, but here's something to tide you over


And then I forgot the most important picture, the three shot glasses
filled with tiramisu, triffle and chocolate mousse that we all got for
our afters at the reception.
http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/shots.JPG

Ooh. Did you have to choose, or were you allowed to sample all three?
I'm very partial to tiramisu I am. Down in Lynmouth t'other day I
encountered Mavis and her icy screams, one of which was tiramisu and
amarettini. MMMMmmmm!


Everybody got all three, so we didn't have to make difficult choices.

On some tables I heard that some people didn't manage to eat all three.
In fact, one lucky bloke scoffed 7, because there were weird people at
his table who claimed they couldn't manage three desserts.

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Krane

karen at lesbiangardens dot net

Sena 28-08-2005 07:42 PM

said...
In article ,
says...
said...
Still not got the official photies, or the ones from the disposable
cameras, but here's something to tide you over

And then I forgot the most important picture, the three shot glasses
filled with tiramisu, triffle and chocolate mousse that we all got for
our afters at the reception.
http://www.lesbiangardens.net/shed/shots.JPG

Ooh. Did you have to choose, or were you allowed to sample all three?
I'm very partial to tiramisu I am. Down in Lynmouth t'other day I
encountered Mavis and her icy screams, one of which was tiramisu and
amarettini. MMMMmmmm!


Everybody got all three, so we didn't have to make difficult choices.


Cor! Three desserts??
# Heaven, I'm in Heaven...

On some tables I heard that some people didn't manage to eat all three.
In fact, one lucky bloke scoffed 7, because there were weird people at
his table who claimed they couldn't manage three desserts.

Couldn't manage...?? For shame! Plan ahead is my motto when it comes
to desserts. When I go into restrongs I look at the me'n'you first to
see what I might want to have room for afterwards. It's a question of
priorities, innit.

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David Reid 28-08-2005 09:05 PM

Krane's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmers' guns to bring me the
following:

On some tables I heard that some people didn't manage to eat all three.
In fact, one lucky bloke scoffed 7, because there were weird people at
his table who claimed they couldn't manage three desserts.

Was he one of those strange people that don't have a separate pudding
tummy?

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Richard Eney 30-08-2005 04:53 AM

In article ,
Ron Clark wrote:
On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 20:16:20 +0100, Guy King
wrote this (or the missive included this):

The message
from Tony Davison contains these words:

Shpx me, a stainless steel re-useable tea bag. What will the think of next.


Stainless steel reusable condoms?


Knitted space shuttles?


Knitted from polyethylene bags, which are reliably said to block cosmic rays
even better than alumin(i)um. For best results, line your ally-hat with a
plastic bag!

=Tanar

Richard Eney 30-08-2005 05:15 AM

In article ,
Richard Eney wrote:
snip
Knitted from polyethylene bags, which are reliably said to block cosmic rays
even better than alumin(i)um. For best results, line your ally-hat with a
plastic bag!

=Tanar


I see mine needs relining... can't even spell my own name.

=Tamar

Jaques d'Alltrades 31-08-2005 12:02 PM

The message 1125476923.a750ccd063309d2c6276eeeee99d60c3@teran ews
from Thomas Rushton contains these words:

Suggest you avoid the local hell-brew that is known as "Masala Cola".
I'm told by colleagues who have tried it that it is utterly vile.


Cola is the jbex of Santa anyway.

--
Rusty
Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk
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Jaques d'Alltrades 31-08-2005 12:10 PM

The message 1125477725.b5d4044a8e8677a3aa423ee04b8028f0@teran ews
from Thomas Rushton contains these words:
Dave Larrington wrote:
Also sprach Tony Davison :

Shpx me, a stainless steel re-useable tea bag. What will the
think of next.


I've got one of they - on a snappy-open spring handle wot am hfrshy for
stirring, redunking and otherwise not burning the fingers. (Not
Chocolate)

Uranium-enriched chocolate fireguards.


IRTA Uranium-enriched chocolate fingers, and thought of biccies that
would keep yer tea warm when you dunked.


Hmmm. And glowing. Imprats a hole arj meaning to 'green tea' innit.

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Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk
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M.Pitt 31-08-2005 01:06 PM

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:02:18 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades assembled some one
and zeroes in mesage id
. uk:

The message 1125476923.a750ccd063309d2c6276eeeee99d60c3@teran ews
from Thomas Rushton contains these words:

Suggest you avoid the local hell-brew that is known as "Masala Cola".
I'm told by colleagues who have tried it that it is utterly vile.


Cola is the jbex of Santa anyway.


I thought santa was the work of cola.

--
M.Pitt

Sena 31-08-2005 02:58 PM

said...
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:02:18 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades assembled some one
and zeroes in mesage id
. uk:

The message 1125476923.a750ccd063309d2c6276eeeee99d60c3@teran ews
from Thomas Rushton contains these words:

Suggest you avoid the local hell-brew that is known as "Masala Cola".
I'm told by colleagues who have tried it that it is utterly vile.


Cola is the jbex of Santa anyway.


I thought santa was the work of cola.

Correct! Ghastly, innit. Santa, that is. Cola's OK - it's a lot
cheaper than domestos and if you add some bleach it dissolves the
limescale over night *and* kills the germs at the same time.

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Tim Hall 31-08-2005 03:16 PM

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 13:06:14 +0100, "M.Pitt"
wrote:

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:02:18 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades assembled some one
and zeroes in mesage id
.uk:

The message 1125476923.a750ccd063309d2c6276eeeee99d60c3@teran ews
from Thomas Rushton contains these words:

Suggest you avoid the local hell-brew that is known as "Masala Cola".
I'm told by colleagues who have tried it that it is utterly vile.


Cola is the jbex of Santa anyway.


I thought santa was the work of cola.


Snopes says not, thobut.


Tim

Dave Larrington 31-08-2005 03:28 PM

Also sprach Tim Hall :
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 13:06:14 +0100, "M.Pitt"
wrote:

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:02:18 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades assembled
some one and zeroes in mesage id
. uk:

The message 1125476923.a750ccd063309d2c6276eeeee99d60c3@teran ews
from Thomas Rushton contains
these words:

Suggest you avoid the local hell-brew that is known as "Masala
Cola". I'm told by colleagues who have tried it that it is utterly
vile.

Cola is the jbex of Santa anyway.


I thought santa was the work of cola.


Snopes says not, thobut.


Indeed. TWFKAML and I garnered a small sum of zbarl and a considerably
greater quantity of satisfaction on showing /that/ to a rather argumentative
fiend...

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Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
Maffeo Barberini (1568-1644) was made entirely of salmon.



Sena 31-08-2005 04:46 PM

said...
Also sprach Tim Hall :
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 13:06:14 +0100, "M.Pitt"
wrote:

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:02:18 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades assembled
some one and zeroes in mesage id
. uk:

The message 1125476923.a750ccd063309d2c6276eeeee99d60c3@teran ews
from Thomas Rushton contains
these words:

Suggest you avoid the local hell-brew that is known as "Masala
Cola". I'm told by colleagues who have tried it that it is utterly
vile.

Cola is the jbex of Santa anyway.

I thought santa was the work of cola.


Snopes says not, thobut.


Indeed. TWFKAML and I garnered a small sum of zbarl and a considerably
greater quantity of satisfaction on showing /that/ to a rather argumentative
fiend...

The 'traditional' red cloak etc is though, no?

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Dave Larrington 31-08-2005 05:00 PM

Also sprach Sena :
said...
Also sprach Tim Hall :
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 13:06:14 +0100, "M.Pitt"
wrote:

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:02:18 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades assembled
some one and zeroes in mesage id
. uk:

The message 1125476923.a750ccd063309d2c6276eeeee99d60c3@teran ews
from Thomas Rushton contains
these words:

Suggest you avoid the local hell-brew that is known as "Masala
Cola". I'm told by colleagues who have tried it that it is
utterly vile.

Cola is the jbex of Santa anyway.

I thought santa was the work of cola.

Snopes says not, thobut.


Indeed. TWFKAML and I garnered a small sum of zbarl and a
considerably greater quantity of satisfaction on showing /that/ to a
rather argumentative fiend...

The 'traditional' red cloak etc is though, no?


url:
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp Cocaine-O-Cola didn't start
using Santa for nqiregvfvat until the 1930's, by which time the red-suited
look had been established for more than a megafortnight.

--
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und keine Eie.



Sena 31-08-2005 06:21 PM

said...
Indeed. TWFKAML and I garnered a small sum of zbarl and a
considerably greater quantity of satisfaction on showing /that/ to a
rather argumentative fiend...

The 'traditional' red cloak etc is though, no?


url:
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp Cocaine-O-Cola didn't start
using Santa for nqiregvfvat until the 1930's, by which time the red-suited
look had been established for more than a megafortnight.

Oh! And all these years I'd been using Coca Cola as an accomplice to
try to drive lbooyd father christmas out of my children's life! I shall
have to go and have a good cry now. Mine you, the truth is illuminating
and interesting (assuming of course that it /is/ the truth - but it
*must* be - I read it on the Internet!) and answers all sorts of
questions I hadn't realised I'd been asking.
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