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06-08-2009, 07:19 PM
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"Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Spider" wrote in message ... Today's lesson is: All spiders are arachnids .. not all arachnids are spiders. I have my own personal arachnid you know! It lives in the mirror on my car. Sometimes when I am driving, it pops out and the pops back in smartish if I am going fast  I have lovely cobwebs between my mirror and car door too How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) |
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#47
07-08-2009, 08:01 AM
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"Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Spider" wrote in message ... Today's lesson is: All spiders are arachnids .. not all arachnids are spiders. I have my own personal arachnid you know! It lives in the mirror on my car. Sometimes when I am driving, it pops out and the pops back in smartish if I am going fast I have lovely cobwebs between my mirror and car door too How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! |
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#48
07-08-2009, 03:16 PM
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In message , Ophelia
writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! Repetition of "spin". -- Gordon H Remove "invalid" to reply |
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#49
07-08-2009, 08:10 PM
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"Gordon H" wrote in message ... In message , Ophelia writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! Repetition of "spin". Spin.... spinning  Anyway, I can if I want to, can't I, spider? |
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10-08-2009, 04:13 PM
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"Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Gordon H" wrote in message ... In message , Ophelia writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! Repetition of "spin". Spin.... spinning Anyway, I can if I want to, can't I, spider?Yes, of course you can, Ophelia. We spiders spin all the time, you know. There are no flies on us. Spider |
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#51
10-08-2009, 04:15 PM
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... There are no flies on us. Spider No but you can see where they have been ;-( -- Mike The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association www.rneba.org.uk Luxury Self Catering on the Isle of Wight? www.shanklinmanormews.co.uk |
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#52
10-08-2009, 04:56 PM
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"Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Gordon H" wrote in message ... In message , Ophelia writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! Repetition of "spin". Spin.... spinning Anyway, I can if I want to, can't I, spider?Yes, of course you can, Ophelia. We spiders spin all the time, you know. There are no flies on us. Indeed! And you can't even see where they have been! *strutt* |
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#53
10-08-2009, 05:52 PM
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"Martin" wrote in message ... On Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:56:08 +0100, "Ophelia" wrote: "Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Gordon H" wrote in message ... In message , Ophelia writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! Repetition of "spin". Spin.... spinning Anyway, I can if I want to, can't I, spider?Yes, of course you can, Ophelia. We spiders spin all the time, you know. There are no flies on us. Indeed! And you can't even see where they have been! *strutt* with both legs in the air? Both?? Spider.. what can he mean??? |
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#54
10-08-2009, 06:51 PM
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On Aug 10, 5:52*pm, "Ophelia" wrote:
"Martin" wrote in message ... On Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:56:08 +0100, "Ophelia" wrote: "Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Gordon H" wrote in message ... In message , Ophelia writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. *Heh heh. *Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! * * Repetition of "spin". Spin.... spinning *Anyway, I can if I want to, can't I, spider?Yes, of course you can, Ophelia. *We spiders spin all the time, you know. There are no flies on us. Indeed! *And you can't even see where they have been! *strutt* with both legs in the air? Both?? *Spider.. what can he mean??? No idea, when you find out, can you let me know? Judith |
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#55
10-08-2009, 07:13 PM
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"Judith in France" wrote in message ... On Aug 10, 5:52 pm, "Ophelia" wrote: "Martin" wrote in message ... On Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:56:08 +0100, "Ophelia" wrote: "Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Gordon H" wrote in message ... In message , Ophelia writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! Repetition of "spin". Spin.... spinning Anyway, I can if I want to, can't I, spider?Yes, of course you can, Ophelia. We spiders spin all the time, you know. There are no flies on us. Indeed! And you can't even see where they have been! *strutt* with both legs in the air? Both?? Spider.. what can he mean??? No idea, when you find out, can you let me know? I shall make a note |
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#56
10-08-2009, 09:14 PM
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"Martin" wrote in message ... Both?? Spider.. what can he mean??? Statue! *I* saw the statue, as it so happens.. but others might not have......weg |
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#57
10-08-2009, 10:20 PM
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"Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Martin" wrote in message ... On Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:56:08 +0100, "Ophelia" wrote: "Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Gordon H" wrote in message ... In message , Ophelia writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! Repetition of "spin". Spin.... spinning Anyway, I can if I want to, can't I, spider?Yes, of course you can, Ophelia. We spiders spin all the time, you know. There are no flies on us. Indeed! And you can't even see where they have been! *strutt* with both legs in the air? Both?? Spider.. what can he mean??? I wondered that myself. Spiders have 8 legs, flies have 6 ... so I reckon he's talking about himself :~). I can't imagine what he's up to .. or upside-down to, for that matter. Spider Eight legs good, two legs bad. |
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#58
11-08-2009, 07:54 AM
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Spider wrote:
"Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Martin" wrote in message ... On Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:56:08 +0100, "Ophelia" wrote: "Spider" wrote in message ... "Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Gordon H" wrote in message ... In message , Ophelia writes How very kind of you to take it out for a spin :~)) We could only discuss something like this on the web True. Heh heh. Fangs for that :~) I wasn't spinning you a yarn you know! BZZZT! Repetition of "spin". Spin.... spinning Anyway, I can if I want to, can't I,spider? Yes, of course you can, Ophelia. We spiders spin all the time, you know. There are no flies on us. Indeed! And you can't even see where they have been! *strutt* with both legs in the air? Both?? Spider.. what can he mean??? I wondered that myself. Spiders have 8 legs, flies have 6 ... so I reckon he's talking about himself :~). I can't imagine what he's up to .. or upside-down to, for that matter. Spider Eight legs good, two legs bad. Hahahaahaha I am saying nothing ) |
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