"Franko" wrote in message
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"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
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I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



I was in B&Q recently and was approached by an old fella who asked if I
wanted decking,
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I managed to get the first punch in though !

I was in Sainsbury's and a woman dropped dead just past the checkouts. I
felt really sorry for her, she'd just bought a bag for life.

Steve