On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:53:36 +0100, Rusty Hinge
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On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:39:54 +0100, Rusty Hinge
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http://www.cricinfo.com/wt202010/con...ry/454419.html
Silly midoff.
Short leg
I'll see your short leg and raise you a third man

I'll see that and raise you two long legs

I'll try not to see your long legs and raise you a point.

Gulley Gulley Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen (by the C


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On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:53:36 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:39:54 +0100, Rusty Hinge
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http://www.cricinfo.com/wt202010/con...ry/454419.html
Silly midoff.
Short leg
I'll see your short leg and raise you a third man
I'll see that and raise you two long legs
I'll try not to see your long legs and raise you a point.

Gulley Gulley Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen (by the C

Didn't they abolish that position about the same time as they did away
with longstop?

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On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:40:11 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:53:36 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:39:54 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:


http://www.cricinfo.com/wt202010/con...ry/454419.html
Silly midoff.
Short leg
I'll see your short leg and raise you a third man
I'll see that and raise you two long legs
I'll try not to see your long legs and raise you a point.

Gulley Gulley Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen (by the C

Didn't they abolish that position about the same time as they did away
with longstop?

Nah, Paul Collingwood still wants a job


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On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:40:11 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:53:36 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:39:54 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:


http://www.cricinfo.com/wt202010/con...ry/454419.html
Silly midoff.
Short leg
I'll see your short leg and raise you a third man
I'll see that and raise you two long legs
I'll try not to see your long legs and raise you a point.
Gulley Gulley Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen (by the C
Didn't they abolish that position about the same time as they did away
with longstop?

Nah, Paul Collingwood still wants a job

They tell me Norman Yardley has retired.

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Rusty

On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:06:26 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:40:11 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:53:36 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:39:54 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:


http://www.cricinfo.com/wt202010/con...ry/454419.html
Silly midoff.
Short leg
I'll see your short leg and raise you a third man
I'll see that and raise you two long legs
I'll try not to see your long legs and raise you a point.
Gulley Gulley Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen (by the C
Didn't they abolish that position about the same time as they did away
with longstop?

Nah, Paul Collingwood still wants a job

They tell me Norman Yardley has retired.

Wally Hammond has hung up his tankard

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®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:06:26 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:40:11 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:53:36 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:39:54 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:


http://www.cricinfo.com/wt202010/con...ry/454419.html
Silly midoff.
Short leg
I'll see your short leg and raise you a third man
I'll see that and raise you two long legs
I'll try not to see your long legs and raise you a point.
Gulley Gulley Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen (by the C
Didn't they abolish that position about the same time as they did away
with longstop?
Nah, Paul Collingwood still wants a job
They tell me Norman Yardley has retired.

Wally Hammond has hung up his tankard

And my bat was signed by Patsy Hendren, but some abstrad stole it.

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On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:58:10 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:06:26 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:40:11 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:53:36 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:39:54 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:


http://www.cricinfo.com/wt202010/con...ry/454419.html
Silly midoff.
Short leg
I'll see your short leg and raise you a third man
I'll see that and raise you two long legs
I'll try not to see your long legs and raise you a point.
Gulley Gulley Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen (by the C
Didn't they abolish that position about the same time as they did away
with longstop?
Nah, Paul Collingwood still wants a job
They tell me Norman Yardley has retired.

Wally Hammond has hung up his tankard

And my bat was signed by Patsy Hendren, but some abstrad stole it.

I was chatting to Arthur Milton once, and my wife at the time asked if
he played cricket at all and if he'd like to have a trial with our
little University staff side. He was really polite and said he'd
take it under consideration. I did tell her later that he was a
double international player for England at both cricket and soccer.

Mind you, this is the same wife who accompanyed me to a party held
locally. The stairs were dressed with knickers on every other step,
people were constantly pairing off, apparently at random and
disappearing for 20 minutes and I was being propositioned at regular
intervals.
After about 5 hours, as we were leaving, she turned to the (by this
time ) shagged out guests and said "Did you hear about all the
wife-swapping going on around here?"
"No" they said, "Never, not heard anything about that"

I did tell her the following day/


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