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Kathy McIntosh wrote:
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Cruddy Bell! Get well soon and next time, wait until after the
gardening before taking the whisky! ;-)

Actually, your cautionary tale may have served as a timely warning.
I am hoping to invest in a greenhouse - I am tending to think I may
prefer one that is not a glasshouse, but is safety glass or
polycarbonate.

My cluttered greenhouse is made from 2' x 2' horticultural. Last week
a neighbour bought a g/house with some of his retirement swag. It's
made from 2' x 6' toughened glass and the frame seems substantially
heavier.

My solution is cheaper, make sure the panes are dirty (clean glass is
invisible) plus have straw padding everywhere.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...ldframe014.jpg





That's a fine harvest of straw you've got!


And why is there a castle in the background?


Because it's too big for the foreground?

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Bertie Doe wrote:

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That's a fine harvest of straw you've got!


And why is there a castle in the background?

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That's the reflection of our housing terrace in the glass. The clusters
of chimney pots harkens back to the days when every room had a fireplace.


All - both, rather - my fireplaces are still extant.

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On 23/05/2010 12:06, ®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
A cautionary tale.(crossposted if you need to care)


*snipped ..


Over the weekend I spent nearly 2sni days in a traumatic surgery
specialist unit.


And why was I there? I was ambulanced 60 miles to Morriston after
tripping in my greenhouse, falling into and demolishing 3 panes of
glass with my left hand and falling into the shards.
I almost sectioned a large slice of my left hand and somehow took
another entry wound to my right shoulder, with sundry superficials of
a cosmetic nature.

I was lucky. Jobs done under local anaesthetic, cleaned out and
stitched up, no tendon damage.

On antibiotics, painkillers and whisky now.



Make sure you don't get double glazed :~)).

Hope you heal well and don't suffer repercussions.


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On Mon, 31 May 2010 15:26:56 +0100, Spider wrote:

On 23/05/2010 12:06, ®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
A cautionary tale.(crossposted if you need to care)


*snipped ..


Over the weekend I spent nearly 2sni days in a traumatic surgery
specialist unit.


And why was I there? I was ambulanced 60 miles to Morriston after
tripping in my greenhouse, falling into and demolishing 3 panes of
glass with my left hand and falling into the shards.
I almost sectioned a large slice of my left hand and somehow took
another entry wound to my right shoulder, with sundry superficials of
a cosmetic nature.

I was lucky. Jobs done under local anaesthetic, cleaned out and
stitched up, no tendon damage.

On antibiotics, painkillers and whisky now.



Make sure you don't get double glazed :~)).

Hope you heal well and don't suffer repercussions.


Thanks. No lasting damage to tendons etc.
Stitches out next Monday

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Spider wrote
On 23/05/2010 12:06, ®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:
A cautionary tale.(crossposted if you need to care)


*snipped ..


Over the weekend I spent nearly 2sni days in a traumatic surgery
specialist unit.


And why was I there? I was ambulanced 60 miles to Morriston after
tripping in my greenhouse, falling into and demolishing 3 panes of
glass with my left hand and falling into the shards.
I almost sectioned a large slice of my left hand and somehow took
another entry wound to my right shoulder, with sundry superficials of
a cosmetic nature.

I was lucky. Jobs done under local anaesthetic, cleaned out and
stitched up, no tendon damage.

On antibiotics, painkillers and whisky now.



Make sure you don't get double glazed :~)).

Hope you heal well and don't suffer repercussions.

IRTA "grim reaper cushions" ...
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On Mon, 31 May 2010 15:49:56 +0100, ®óñ© © ²°¹°
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Thanks. No lasting damage to tendons etc.


IRTA:- "trunnions".

GWS and all that.

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I manager to stick a prong of a gardening fork straight into my toe, which
is still hurting now, and then as we reached twilight (and I was stuck out
on the allotment tidying up the stuff that had been left there when He
decided he had sunstroke and was going home ...) and I managed to walk
face-first into an eye-height wire which was nearly invisible at that light
level.
Wouldn't mind, but that's twice now that I've walked into the same damned
wire. :-(


So, why is that wire still there at eye-height? Surely _this_ is what
all those saved-up bits of string Kumin Handhi for?

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Rusty Hinge wrote:

I have it on good authority that horse piddle molishes a good
accelerator for compost heaps.


Isn't compost a bit too soggy to burn?

Oh, wait, accelera_tor_...

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In the next bed was a man who had destroyed a toe on one foot and a
lot of the flesh on the opposite shin. He had slipped on a sloping
lawn, using a Flymo and slid his legs under the blade.
General anaesthetic and foreign holiday cancelled.

Just further away a professional gardener was hedge trimming at his
own property (using his employer's equipment). Using it one-handed, he
tried to catch a falling bough with his free hand but it had the
blades attached to it and destroyed a swathe of flesh on his free arm.
General anaesthetic and sick note


So, you won't be trying to beat this any time soon, then:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8700030.stm.

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Richard Bos wrote:
®óñ© © ²°¹° wrote:

In the next bed was a man who had destroyed a toe on one foot and a
lot of the flesh on the opposite shin. He had slipped on a sloping
lawn, using a Flymo and slid his legs under the blade.
General anaesthetic and foreign holiday cancelled.

Just further away a professional gardener was hedge trimming at his
own property (using his employer's equipment). Using it one-handed, he
tried to catch a falling bough with his free hand but it had the
blades attached to it and destroyed a swathe of flesh on his free arm.
General anaesthetic and sick note


So, you won't be trying to beat this any time soon, then:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8700030.stm.

That's all very well, but how good are the stripes?
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General anaesthetic and foreign holiday cancelled.


Shame about the GA being cancelled, maybe he could replace it with a
local anaesthetic?


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On 05/06/2010 14:06, Janet Tweedy wrote:
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General anaesthetic and foreign holiday cancelled.


Shame about the GA being cancelled, maybe he could replace it with a
local anaesthetic?


and a local holiday
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You may not want to read this- but I read recently that a woman was-ahem- decapitated by an tractor grass cutter near Townsville in Oz. She was innocently walking alongside a field with said grass cutter in it; it threw up a piece of metal, hiding in the grass, and the damage was done.

Sorry if this offends but it's a more than salient reminder of what can happen!
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