alan.holmes wrote:
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kay wrote:
I hardly ever see a small child in my house. 8-)-
Where do you live - I'll post you some!
It seems to be the latest "silly season" story - it was all over one of
the Sunday tabloids, but I was too far away to read any more than the
headline.
What, ... posting children to people?? :-P

How else could you get rid of them?

You present them with sicks, and red handkerchiefs with white spots, in
which are bundled a few dry crusts and a tube of Polos.

You poke the stick through the tied corners and lunch - sorry, launch
them towards London (or Zurich, whichever is the further), telling them
that the streets are paved with iPods.

HTH

--
Rusty

On the one hand we're all worried that there won't be enough young working people to support all the old people, and on the other hand we hate (other people's) children. Unless someone's come up with a solution of going from conception to responsible working adult without having to go through the awkward bits in between it looks like our society is doomed!