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Things I have learned about gardening.
Whilst spending most of the weekend tidying up the garden I mused over the
many things I have learned during the seven years we have owned this place. Weeds are easier to pull up if left to grow a bit. A hoe merely spreads the little ones around. Ground elder should be accepted in some areas as effective ground cover. Weed killer doesn't. It never rains within 3 days of spreading lawn weed and feed. Its easy to take cuttings from shrubs I don't need more of. Don't plant daffodils in the grass as they are a pain to mow around. Frost only kills the most expensive plants. Its not possible to dig out all of a dandelion root. Yew berries are a PITA. A big bonfire site is essential. Mike |
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Things I have learned about gardening.
"MuddyMike" wrote in
: Whilst spending most of the weekend tidying up the garden I mused over the many things I have learned during the seven years we have owned this place. Weeds are easier to pull up if left to grow a bit. A hoe merely spreads the little ones around. Ground elder should be accepted in some areas as effective ground cover. Weed killer doesn't. It never rains within 3 days of spreading lawn weed and feed. Its easy to take cuttings from shrubs I don't need more of. Don't plant daffodils in the grass as they are a pain to mow around. Frost only kills the most expensive plants. Its not possible to dig out all of a dandelion root. Yew berries are a PITA. A big bonfire site is essential. Mike A very good list of niggles and I am with you I00% You missed one though, It always rains after you have watered.(well not this year yet. Silly me) I bet you have started a thread and a half here, there will be loads of others. Baz |
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On Tue, 3 May 2011 10:35:10 +0100, "MuddyMike"
wrote: Whilst spending most of the weekend tidying up the garden I mused over the many things I have learned during the seven years we have owned this place. Weeds are easier to pull up if left to grow a bit. A hoe merely spreads the little ones around. Ground elder should be accepted in some areas as effective ground cover. Weed killer doesn't. It never rains within 3 days of spreading lawn weed and feed. Its easy to take cuttings from shrubs I don't need more of. Don't plant daffodils in the grass as they are a pain to mow around. Frost only kills the most expensive plants. Its not possible to dig out all of a dandelion root. Yew berries are a PITA. A big bonfire site is essential. Mike This sounds like the Beeb's weekend "10 things" (though you have 11). My ten would be: 1) In spring, strong winds are caused by blossom on crab apple and cherry trees; 2) The number of different answers to a question is almost always one greater than the number of gardeners who answer; 3) Watching a neighbour edging her lawn with a pair of scissors is marginally more amusing than watching paint dry but a lot less amusing than watching her come out with a vacuum cleaner to clean up the cuttings afterwards; 4) Bees that you free from a spider's web are ungrateful creatures (they can also be remarkably adept at finding their way up your trouser leg and into your boxer shorts - ouch!); 5) In summer, strong winds are caused by people putting up their patio umbrellas; 6) Don't listen when the RSPB says leave seed heads on plants for the birds over winter - they've missed out the "prolifically self seeding" bit; 7) You can never have too many pairs of secateurs for different jobs; 8) If you live next to a farm, it's pointless aiming for anything more than a "utility" lawn and your lawnmower is probably the best weedkiller you have; 8) If you grow just about the number of bedding plants you need, a fair few will die but if you grow about half as many again, they will all thrive; 10) In autumn, strong gusts of wind are caused by clearing all the dropped leaves from a lawn. Jake |
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On 03/05/2011 10:35, MuddyMike wrote:
Whilst spending most of the weekend tidying up the garden I mused over the many things I have learned during the seven years we have owned this place. Weeds are easier to pull up if left to grow a bit. Unfortunately they grow a great deal when you do this and some quickly develop sharp needle thorns that go through leather gardening gloves. A hoe merely spreads the little ones around. Nah. Hoes work pretty well in a dry year like this. Ground elder should be accepted in some areas as effective ground cover. And a possible cure for gout too. I blame the Romans for this along with nettles, rabbits and sycamores. Weed killer doesn't. Except for overspray on your boots which leaves ghostly outlines that take two weeks to appear after you walked back across the bowling green. It never rains within 3 days of spreading lawn weed and feed. It does round here, if you wait long enough to apply it... Frost only kills the most expensive plants. Corollary of Murphy's Law or principle of selective gravity. Dropped tools always fall where they can do most damage. Its not possible to dig out all of a dandelion root. Oh yes it is. 12" screwdriver is perfect for this job. Yew berries are a PITA. But smell nothing like as bad as ginko nuts. A big bonfire site is essential. It gets bigger automatically though not necessarily without collateral damage to adjacent wooden structures. Regards, Martin Brown |
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Things I have learned about gardening.
"Janet" wrote in message ... In article , says... On 03/05/2011 10:35, MuddyMike wrote: A big bonfire site is essential. It gets bigger automatically though not necessarily without collateral damage to adjacent wooden structures. Bonfire sites are like Greenhouses... very soon you realise you should have chosen a much bigger one.... Janet Why have bonfires? Can you see why we should have one? http://www.myalbum.com/Album=MUKLG34Q Obnoxious weeds? Black sack and dustbin. Mike -- .................................... It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. .................................... |
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"'Mike'" wrote in message news "Janet" wrote in message ... In article , says... On 03/05/2011 10:35, MuddyMike wrote: A big bonfire site is essential. It gets bigger automatically though not necessarily without collateral damage to adjacent wooden structures. Bonfire sites are like Greenhouses... very soon you realise you should have chosen a much bigger one.... Janet Why have bonfires? Can you see why we should have one? http://www.myalbum.com/Album=MUKLG34Q Obnoxious weeds? Black sack and dustbin. Mike -- Of course I should have also asked, 'Do you have a shredder and a compost heap?' If not, why not? Mike -- .................................... It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. .................................... |
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"MuddyMike" wrote in message ... Whilst spending most of the weekend tidying up the garden I mused over the many things I have learned during the seven years we have owned this place. Weed killer doesn't. Because it always rains within an hour of application. Pete C |
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On Tue, 03 May 2011 15:08:31 +0100, Jake wrote:
3) Watching a neighbour edging her lawn with a pair of scissors is marginally more amusing than watching paint dry but a lot less amusing than watching her come out with a vacuum cleaner to clean up the cuttings afterwards; That would be a joy to see. I want my own neighbours to get rid of the Japanese knotweed that is spreading into mine. Warwick |
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Things I have learned about gardening.
"'Mike'" wrote in message news "'Mike'" wrote in message news "Janet" wrote in message ... In article , says... On 03/05/2011 10:35, MuddyMike wrote: A big bonfire site is essential. It gets bigger automatically though not necessarily without collateral damage to adjacent wooden structures. Bonfire sites are like Greenhouses... very soon you realise you should have chosen a much bigger one.... Janet Why have bonfires? Can you see why we should have one? http://www.myalbum.com/Album=MUKLG34Q Obnoxious weeds? Black sack and dustbin. Mike -- Of course I should have also asked, 'Do you have a shredder and a compost heap?' If not, why not? Yes I have both. I just don't have the spare hours in which to shred every branch I prune from the 140+ trees around the garden. If its over about two inches thick I log it for the woodburner, under that it goes on the bonfire pile. An awful lot of dead ivy is falling from the trees this year because I cut it all at ground level 6/7 years ago that alone made one large bonfire. Anyway I enjoy having a good bonfire a lot more than feeding a shredder:-) Mike |
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Things I have learned about gardening.
"Pete C" wrote in message ... "MuddyMike" wrote in message ... Whilst spending most of the weekend tidying up the garden I mused over the many things I have learned during the seven years we have owned this place. Weed killer doesn't. Because it always rains within an hour of application. Perhaps I should kill weeds on the same day as I feed the lawn. Than at least one of them would work :-) Mike |
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